Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Cross Florida

I cannot help but notice that people Up North are starting to see flowers in bloom and green grass and the moaning about winter appears to have dried up with the snowdrifts. I on the other hand ventured up the Myakka Valley on my way home to Key West and found myself in a life or death struggle with the thermometer.I think Key West hit a temperature somewhere below 60 degrees (15 Celsius) just one time this past winter, reason enough to commute by car. The low lying Myakka mist produced bone numbing cold, especially considering the wind chill factor as I tried to ride east from Sarasota on Highway 72 just before dawn. I had to stop and warm up alongside the road in the dark, my teeth were chattering so much. I am the poster boy for thin blood.

I left the hotel in Tarpon Lake, 20 miles north of St Petersburg just after four in the morning, and got on that gruesome eight lane monstrosity called Highway 19, an endless strip of chain stores and neon that depressed me just looking at it. Every time someone grumbles about change in Key West I will recall to my mind the numbing urban sameness of Highway 19, a wide strip of black through the heart of communities built, in the words of Gertrude Stein (disparaging Oakland) with "no there,there."
Of course when I was out in this particular piece of road it was night time so one has to include an obligatory night time picture. It wouldn't be my blog without an orange shaded photograph from time to time. This not being Key West I stuck to the highway and didn't venture into the recesses of a strange city. I got beaten up once in St Petersburg one dark night long ago when I was delivering pizza to the public housing. I'm too old to fight back...In my continuing effort to avoid interstates I wound my way along Highway 41 to Sarasota, a continuing moon scape of chain stores with not enough personality to differentiate Bradenton from Lake Tarpon, may blessings heap up on these urban planners, until finally the sun started to come up and illuminate my predicament. Myakka Valley isn't a valley in the conventional sense, as there are no hills, but it is simply a place where water runs through the fields and attracts damp and moisture and COLD air.I put on my waterproof liner and seriously thought about wearing my waterproof over mitts but the rising sun fooled me on that long straight road through Florida's cowboy country. So I rode with cold hands for far too long:I couldn't keep up with this dude in his truck towing a box at 75+ miles per hour, with a fully saddled horse and two dogs who showed their appreciation for the Bonneville by yipping wildly every time we were stopped by construction traffic lights:
Once the sun came up and I could feel my fingers again, and my breath stopped fogging my visor (that hasn't happened in ages!) I started to feel more human and the ride became more of what I remembered, gorgeous park-like fields, live oaks, Spanish moss and wide sweeping corners between the straights. And at the end of it all the town of Arcadia, that at first blush looks like a close approximation to an idyll:But its a cow town that processes citrus as well, and neither crops has done too well for the city. Brief prosperity that came with the housing bubble has evaporated and many of the old main street store fronts are up for lease. I find it utterly frustrating that people prefer to flock to the numbing monotony of mauls and highways like 19 North, and abandon these intrinsically human and richly styled streets:For a while in the late 1980s Arcadia got into the headlines as the city that denied a haemophiliac child with AIDS the ability to go to school and burned his family out of its home. I had breakfast in the Wheeler's Cafe (sausage and biscuits; what else fits the image of a cowboy town?) and I felt like a martian, surrounded by crabby old men with fingers and backs gnarled by years of field work, ten gallon hats, plaid shirts and jeans. And then they held hands to say grace... it's all in the context I suppose.
Highway 31 cuts south from Arcadia, straight like an arrow (again!) through more fields and pine forests and cypress stands... ...and more ranches. People don't tend to believe me when I point out that Florida has a long tradition of cowboys in the best Wild West style, as though mountains and deserts are a prerequisite. There are plains here in the middle of the state. And mixed in with the cows you'll see horses too looking very picturesque.The orange groves stretch for miles too, alongside the open fields and pine woods, and the trees themselves reflect the sunlight off the waxy dark green leaves. They look like squat bushy Christmas trees lined up along the road, when they are well tended. When not tended they look scruffy and spiky:This orange grove was almost on the Caloosahatchee River which is a main cross state waterway connecting Fort Myers with Stuart, and the river drains Lake Okeechobee into the Gulf of Mexico. In fact don't be surprised to see ocean going boats parked in the orange groves around here, in the middle of Florida, far from hurricane surge (if not hurricane winds):

Owl Creek Boatworks is still going strong in the middle of nowhere, an excellent marina for winter boaters to leave their vessels during summer. I enjoy the whole boatyard scene when I don't have a boat of my own out of the water. Especially miles from salt air.

The river itself is quite impressive and its deep too, over 20 feet if I recall correctly from own transits years ago:For ocean sailors its a treat to travel slowly between the green banks of a gently flowing river, watching cows graze and small towns float slowly by. For the average motorcyclist there are the pastoral moments and places too. Small creeksIdeal for a picnic if one were so equipped, I wasn't though I did have my repellent on as it was over 80 degrees by now and the recent cooling breezes had dried up around here. The road alongside the river wound its way most enticingly:And I enjoyed every winding mile. South of these temperate woods lie the Everglades and those fascinating alligators and more straight roads all the way home to Key West.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Alligators

As an interim while I unpack and reorganize my life at home, I thought I might throw out pictures of a few alligators I encountered on my trip home. All but the last, which I warn in advance is dead and a bit battered, I found sunning themselves along the Loop Road off Tamiami Trail. Its a dirt road that I shall explore more thoroughly in an essay later, and it winds through some cypress swamps for 26 miles. I love it.I didn't check the mileage but I'm guessing Sweetwater Strand is about 3 miles in from Monroe Station on Highway One. I rode the dirt at about 40 miles per hour, to keep the ride smooth over the washboard and I was pleased to see the Bonneville, loaded, was perfectly smooth and manageable. I passed a gap in the trees, a couple of miles in:And I thought I saw a gray lump in the grass. Indeed I did, and this was it closer up (using the telephoto feature, not my feet):Which was indeed an alligator, though not a very cooperative one. It reminded me of my dog when she was mad at me and plunked herself down with her back to me. I rode on down that white dry road. It's the end of rainy season in Florida the road was dry and in many spots the gravel was scraped clean off the roadway. There were quite a few cars too riding up and down throwing up huge plumes of white dust with no slowing down, no mercy for the geek on the motorbike.

Sweetwater Strand is a classic watery cypress grove in the style people expect to see in the mythical Everglades, and it has gators, lots of them:They are amazing creatures these dinosaurs, lying placidly in the water, grinning, and doing almost nothing. The weird part is when you turn around to take another picture, the alligator has slithered away so gracefully and silently you never even noticed. I was glad i was on the road and they weren't. I stopped to tank up on water well away from the gators:But when one returns to the noise and bustle of civilization there is always the reminder, somewhere, that they have a lot more to fear from us, than we from them. Years ago I got a ticket for speeding on Tamiami Trail. I was driving from Fort Myers to Key West to visit a friend and at four in the morning I figured it was safe to cut through the Seminole Village areas at a steady 60 instead of slowing to the mandated 45 mph. The trooper told me that I needed to slow down in "that little car" (I was driving a Mazda MX6 which I didn't think of as little) because the gators were in mating season and all over the road. Evidence of what a car can do was on the side of the road this afternoon and very gory it was too:Not nearly so scary after an encounter with a car. However there were bits of automobile grille scattered all down the roadway near by. An excessively close encounter and chalk one up to the humans, who, once again, didn't even stop to eat their prey, in the words of a very funny Far Side comic strip.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Middle Florida

It was a fine trip up to Palm Bay, an anonymous strip of chain stores located north of Clearwater and west of Tampa. It's 430 miles north of Key West and I took 11 hours to make the ride, wandering wildly on my "road ready" Bonneville:

South Florida is mostly sugarcane fields south of Lake Okeechobee, miles and miles of straight roads and waving green leaves. In the distance one can see factory cities, sugar cane plants that process the raw cane:They belch smoke when they are processing and provide big black smudges of sky to alleviate the open beauty of the fields. Sugar cane is an appalling crop, it sucks the nutrients out of the soil requiring huge amounts of fertilizer to be poured into the soil annually. The harvesting of the cane is such hazardous and horrendous work the companies import labor from the Caribbean (Jamaica principally) to wear armor in the hundred degree heat and slash at the cane with machetes. All this and the industry gets huge subsidises to make it viable. And the fertilizer runs off into Florida Bay and the coral reefs of the Keys. The fields are picturesque though...

Lake Okeechobee is the second largest freshwater lake in the nation, second only to Lake Superior. However prolonged drought combined with an excessively precautionary draining of the lake before hurricane season has left the place almost dry. I looked over the top of the levee and could see no water, just miles of reeds. Riding round the lake all one can see is a high berm of grass:

The weather for my trip was about perfect. It was about 80 degrees but south Florida was swept by cooling breezes all day long and at times I was almost (almost!) chilled, by the un-summer like breeze. The Triumph ran strongly, humming along at 70 mph along the dead straight roads. I kept stopping off to take pictures and ease my butt, because the seat, though authentic for a 1960's looking motorcycle is a bit hard.

Central Florida is a very rural, very different from coastal Florida and this area is home to trucks and tractors:Moore Haven, county seat of Glades County was ravaged by the great hurricane of 1935, the one that trashed the railroad in Matecumbe Key, and the town itself appears never to have recovered completely. They have built a rather attractive waterfront walkway with trees and benches in a park like atmosphere: And the waterway itself is a cross-Florida stopping place much favored by traveling boaters. Though most land oriented tourists rarely bother to come inland to see these places...

Further north the state becomes less tropical, no longer frost free and filled with rolling hills and orange groves. Indeed Florida is bisected by a limestone spine that rises dozens, dozens I tell you, of feet above sea level. So much so they have turned Highway 17, a roadway that criss-crosses Highway 27 into a scenic route. It is scenic too. Check this out, a view across a valley!

Hillcrest Heights indeed, and I keep insisting Florida isn't flat. This is the land of rolling hills, open parkland masquerading as cow pastures and gorgeous pine forests. I was in the middle of orange grove country which is where your winter Florida fruit comes from, these funky little trees:And when they crush the fruit as they load it into trucks, fruit laboriously handpicked by emigrant pickers, the air is redolent with the smell of fresh squeezed orange:

Central Florida is also the home of retirees, less wealthy perhaps or less attuned to urban life. they come to towns called Winter Haven and Frostproof to spend their winters in tiny cottages or immobile homes, the retirement they always dreamed of. And they may be far, relatively from tidal waters, but they build their own beaches and docks around the many fresh water lakes that dot central Florida:

Friday was a great day in the saddle for me, swooping hills, winding roads, empty of traffic and mine to enjoy in perfect weather. My class is fun and i am learning plenty of good stuff so when the tourists come to Key West to fall off their scooters they will get better service than ever from the bozo who answers 9-1-1... oh, and I learned how to download pictures ( rather at random I'm afraid) on the hotel computer. Well, would you look at that?

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Homestead

In light of the fact that I shall be roaming the Everglades on two wheels or four this weekend on my way to my Tampa conference, I figured now might be the time to post some pictures I snatched previously of Homestead, a farming town at the end of the 18-mile stretch, that piece of Highway One that connects the Keys to the mainland. The Stretch is being re-worked by a Watsonville, California based company, Granite Construction which, when I lived in Santa Cruz county, used to advertise themselves as ready to do any job no matter how big or small, "from your driveway to the highway," they said. They meant it:

The old lifting bridge is being replaced with a scheduled opening of the "scenic flyway" this June 16th according to the newspaper. The rest of the Stretch is also getting a face lift with safety cement barriers being installed down the middle to end head-on accidents and an extra northbound lane being added for emergency use only. There's tons of land alongside the stretch:But the theory was that if the state made it two lanes in each direction it would aid and abet development as it would allow more people to evacuate within state guidelines. One way of putting a brake on development in the Keys is by calculating how many people can get to "safety" off the islands within 24 hours. Local officials work the numbers to accommodate developers anyway but the Stretch will remain two lanes wide when all is said and done, creating ample opportunity for road rage and tailgating:I will continue to favor the Card Sound alternative and its one dollar toll.

Once off the island chain, weepy visitors leaving the Keys for routine life back home get to drive through beautiful Florida City, a community that never saw a chain business it didn't like:

Once past that strip one can find oneself in the bucolic loveliness that is Homestead. I am not entirely joking here, because this little town is ragged on the edges and has a decidedly Latin flavor that may offend some anglophiles but Homestead has its charms. The palm trees that help to mask the light industrial neighborhood of small businesses and large fruit and vegetable sorting plants.

The southern reaches of Homestead remind me of Granite Construction's hometown of Watsonville, California, another predominantly Mexican community of farm workers which has subsumed the original Anglo inhabitants. The land surrounding Homestead is flat and rich, it produces year-round crops:Homestead saw a fair bit of prosperity in the 1990's on the coat tails of the wild land speculation of the housing bubble and lots of farmland was gobbled up by little box houses at inflated prices. Nowadays enterprising developers are staving off bankruptcy by turning the tracts into Section 8, federally subsidized rental housing, rendering those formerly $400,000 mansionettes almost worthless, the ones that did sell. Downtown Homestead continues along unperturbed slumbering gently in the 1950s:Unlike Florida City Homestead has retained a proper downtown, populated by mom and pop (mama y papi) stores and local restaurants.One of the better known Mexican restaurants is El Toro Taco which despite the odd name serves up pretty decent Mexican grub. Its right on Krome Avenue at Second Street: I usually head a little further down the street and chow at an unnamed hole in the wall which has a banda jukebox and six dollar dishes, which with a Styrofoam cup of rice milk called horchata, keeps the hungry motorcyclist nourished:Homestead used to have a big air force base here but that got blown away, literally, by Hurricane Andrew and the minuscule reserve base doesn't do much for the local economy. I predict a future of somnolence for Homestead as the economy totters on for a while. Perhaps its charming period flavor has been saved from the wrecking ball:Nice to visit and pause in if you are on your way home to the Keys, not perhaps as much fun if you are wondering where your next decent paying job is coming from.