Eanes Lane

MadJack (Above Solaris Hill) wanted obscure lanes (all gathered in one place- ha! not bloody likely at this late stage...) and here I have my entry for among the most obscure. Eanes Lane (pronounce it how you will, something like "innes" is the best I can come up with and police officers on their rounds mangle it much worse than that) lies between Whitehead Street to the west......and Duval Street to the east......off Truman Avenue. This lane is obscure enough there isn't even a city street name attached to the pole anymore and I suspect, judging by the calligraphy the blue sign that is on the pole was put there by the owners of the Inn which is bang at the end of the street shrouded by trees and practically invisible. To find Andrews Inn is an act of faith. To park on this lane is an act of foolishness:And even for residents the on street parking situation appears to be a squeeze, though it may just be in this case that the bush is alive, I tell you, and hungry:I'm not at all sure how effective an over sized lace doily is as a sunshade but it sure looks cute on this Fiat Spyder: This sign says no parking in driveway but I suppose a bicycle can get away with it:Personally I'd rather keep a valuable car out of the sun than my useless junque, but I am frequently not heeded on that point:And long before my boat grows ivy I hope it will be long gone from my life:And I cannot imagine who it is that thinks that their home is enhanced by a sign flapping in the breeze over their cute little porch. Has any sober person ever mistaken a porch for a public park? While I was standing there contemplating the vagaries of human nature I observed a camera laden tourist behaving as a person should with a camera, photographing something cute: And so I close this essay with a panorama of a lane whose length encompasses hardly a block:Not necessarily pretty but certainly obscure.

Summer Furnace

I enjoy reading about people living in desert climates at this time of year, they have heat waves that are unrivaled by the puny heat of a Key West summer, like this typical July day on Smathers Beach: This is not the place to come to find temperatures over 100 degrees (38C) or sunlight that burns a hole through automobile paint. When first I met snow birds gathering up their stuff to leave the marina where my wife and I planned to spend our summer, I asked what the attraction was. Not the weather apparently because they told me horror stories of long humid summers in unsuitable houses on the various Mid Western prairies they inhabited with their grandchildren during summer vacations. It seemed a summer even on mainland Florida is breezier and fresher than one in the depths of an Iowan cornfield. I have no terms of reference for the comparison but I see the poor dears off the cruise ships dumped into the cauldron of downtown Key West and they seem to suffer even with their fancy paper fans donated by a caring cruise ship line:

They wear broad brimmed hats and baggy unbecoming shorts from which their whitewashed legs poke like picket fences and they gasp as they strut through the city. With the best will in the world I recommend they wear dark clothing. I know it seems counter intuitive in the heat and humidity of a 95 degree (35C) afternoon but many Americans are embarrassed by obvious signs of perspiration, a necessary bodily function like so many swept under the carpet of an overly sanitized culture. Or not; what do you think? My wife and I were at a party last weekend and the subject of air conditioning came up in a room filled with seasoned travelers. The question came up about how one acclimates to air conditioning and I made the point that when one travels in less developed countries it's rare to find oneself hopping in and out of frigidly cooled buildings and one gets used to a certain temperature and humidity level and the body adapts. I doubt this artist in front of the Hemingway House would prefer to be in an air conditioned booth...?
Old timers at the Friday night party remembered fondly "the good old days" (sigh) when Key West homes were built to take advantage of the multitudinous sea breezes with jalousied windows and broad shaded shutters. I enjoy sea breezes at my home on stilts out in the suburbs but I stilt enjoy cranking my air conditioning and keeping the inside of my home mold free. Perhaps nowadays we just have more stuff, more electronics,more books more clothes all packed tightly into our closets. People climbing the key West lighthouse in search of a view, and possibly a breeze didn't look that cool up there:
Someone used to living at street level in Old Town prefers pedal power to a car even at this time of year. The trick is to take it easy and suck down iced drinks:Visitors just seem to get steamed more easily, as they stroll the streets looking for something to do, be it as simple as checking out the menu of the 915 restaurant, a splendid place for an outdoor table, ringside on Duval in winter, perhaps not so much in July:A shady spot, even that provided by a simple surrey on an electric car could do the trick.

Personally I like air in my car, I cannot conceive of driving a car down here without air conditioning, and even riding the Bonneville gets to be a bit of a trial in the heat of the day, like riding into a hair dryer. I feel like a shark on the motorcycle- if I'm not moving I suffocate! So perhaps the best thing to do is just give up and yield oneself to the power of summer:Or get someone beefy and strong to pull you to where you need to go:

Or you might want to think about taking a ride in a boat to some refreshing snorkeling spot. The only problem is you need to stand in the sun a little to organize the ticket:I wander for a while, overheating myself, while I snapped pictures that i thought might illustrate the heat of summer downtown......before I wandered off the Smathers beach for a few pictures of summer in a traditional vacation setting, there to sit in the shade to cool off in the sea breeze before my next appointment.

Luckily for me I was ferrying the recovering wife around so I got to ride in an air conditioned Nissan in the middle of the day. I missed the Bonneville, but it was a sacrifice I had to make.

Fisherman's Hospital

My wife had surgery last week in Marathon and she is now carrying around a screw buried in her shoulder underneath a number of stitches. I was, as usual, the designated driver and because she nixed the Bonneville (on the grounds of inconvenience) I was forced to dust off the Maxima to make the half hour trip North. I am no great fan of the medical profession, I confess, and behind architects, bankers and insurance executives, like Gilbert and Sullivan's Lord High Executioner, I have a little list of society offenders- and they never would be missed. However on this our second visit to Fisherman's Hospital I found myself waiting in a room equipped with all the necessities while my wife was prepared for the cutting board by a bunch of cheerful nursing people. The atmosphere in Fisherman's is much more relaxed and peaceful than the chaotic frenzy I have found to be normal operating procedure at Lower Keys Medical Center on Stock Island, and given a choice this is where I'd rather come.

My wife was first in line for Dr Collin's knife and while I had the waiting room to myself, she amazing to relate was wheeled in precisely on time. Indeed, the operation was scheduled to take ninety minutes with 45 minutes recovery time which gave me all the time needed to go home and do some chores. At least I didn't have to sit around as I have been forced to do in Miami hospitals and have the curse of the idiot box blaring nonsense while I wait. I used the "off" switch in Marathon while I waited for word that I could go home:I find the presence of television screens in every possible public place to be an unwarranted intrusion. If reading is beyond the capacity of those in line you'd think the modern array of electronic gadgetry allied with a headset would provide all the mindless entertainment they need without inflicting bizarre "bread and circus" television drama on the rest of us. When I returned some other person waiting in this room was drooling helplessly while he watched people on the screen arguing about some domestic infelicity in a televised court room. I don't think he was improved much by the experience.I have got bogged down in Robert Stone's latest book and I can't find my way out of a lot of abstruse Middle Eastern religion/politics/psychodrama set in Israel during one of the many intifadas/wars/guerrillas things that beset that drama-loving corner of the world. watching people trade insults on television seemed like a better alternative. Fortunately Fisherman's refused to let me down and my wife reappeared exactly on time, well cared for and drugged out of her mind. I came away making a mental note that come the revolution we will spare Fisherman's Hospital because they might very well be the best hospital in the Lower Keys. Not much competition I know, but this is where I want to be cut open when the time comes.

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I grew up with single payer health care as a way of life and I have lived my adult life making sure health insurance is one of my monthly bills. I have never gone without coverage and for me that has been easy as I am healthy to all appearances and easy to insure. As I grow older I am more glad than ever that I work for the City of Key West that pays my monthly insurance premium and gives me coverage that is affordable and comprehensive. My wife has similar coverage from the School District. We have dealt in the past more directly with insurance companies and we have defeated them at their own game when they have inundated us with paper and refusals to pay for agreed medical bills. I hate our current system of reliance on an unaccountable, opaque, profit driven health insurance monster that consumes more money and produces more incomprehensible paperwork than any health care system of any industrialized nation.

In this case my wife's shoulder injury was caused at work, a classroom exercises gone wrong, and Worker's Compensation covered the costs. We had no co-pays, no out of pocket, no after the fact billing, no arguing, no paperwork. A Worker's Comp nurse took care of everything over the phone, treated us cheerfully and with respect and reminded me just how sweet single payer is. I watch the struggle for health care reform in Washington and I listen to the arguments against comprehensive change and I shake my head in amazement.

We are told that the bail out of the economic system is costing around 24 trillion dollars, imagine that, and a trillion dollar health care reform providing some sort of affordable coverage for all is supposedly out of reach. A surtax of 5% on those earning more than 350,000 dollars that we might pay for affordable coverage for all, is beyond the Pale. What a strange and unfathomable society I live in. I am more glad than ever for my job, my health insurance and my seniority at work. Apres moi, le deluge.

Seventeenth Street

A while back a reader asked about the wide street in New Town which could only be 17th Street, shown here at it's northern tip looking towards the Gulf of Mexico, between Niles GM dealership to the right and the Travel Lodge Hotel to the left in the distance: It is very wide thoroughfare, more like two one way streets in opposing directions, with what they would call Neutral Ground in New Orleans- a median strip in the middle: One might imagine the temptation to attain illegal speeds on this wide street might be irresistible: Despite its appearance as that of a broad avenue, 17th Street is actually a neighborhood and peopleit seems take the time to play here:

With afternoon temperatures hitting about 91 degrees (35C) it seems a bit on the warm side for pedalling but I am it appears, in something of a minority on the subject: And here I found a Harley, yes yet another Harley on the streets of Key West. Zero for originality, though the cover has a certain Bohemian chic: The first house shown here, a modest three bed, one bath bungalow with 1240 square feet of space and a swimming pool is on offer for a cool half million dollars. In 2009 no less: In a space filled with grass this sign is to e expected, along with the box of plastic bags below it:

This dog walker was quite the sight; she with a heavily bandaged arm, the dog limping heavily on it's front paw, both out enjoying the sunshine:

The southern end of 17th Street dead ends abruptly into Donald Avenue, and commuters on electric mopeds, currently all the rage:

And thus we leave bifurcated 17th Street at it's southern end, with a glimpse of water, a pond among the mangroves that separate this piece of land from Ponciana Housing across the way. It's not the open ocean but it is a water view.