Showing posts with label Miccosukee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miccosukee. Show all posts

Monday, February 27, 2012

Morning Light

I heard a story on NPR a while ago about the husband of our fearless US Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtinen. Just when we learned that in Florida's redistricting we are likely to get a different representative for the next decade.


Ros-Lehtinen will doubtless be unaffected by the scandal concerning her attorney husband as she is a senior member of the Republican caucus in Congress but it was disappointing to hear it anyway.


Somehow, heaven knows how, the estimable representative's husband got the contract to be the legal advisor to the Miccosukee tribe of Indians. By all accounts he was a strong advocate for environmental protection of the Everglades, traditional home of the tribe.


The Miccosukee are a secretive lot, living well thanks to their gambling palace on Krome Avenue at Tamiami Trail, but their government is a closed book to outsiders. In 2011 a new tribal leader saw mass firings in the tribal police department when half the department protested a hostile work environment and were fired, as though to prove the point.


The IRS have been investigating the tribe which recently fired it's counsel saying Dexter Lehtinen gave them bad tax advice. The story is as weird as a pair of lost panties in a Key West street. The tribe according to the WLRN story, have fessed up to a cool 26 million dollar oversight in their tax bill from the turn of the century as uncovered by Federal investigators.


The confession is, it seems a legal maneuver the tribe felt obliged to take to devolve the blame onto their attorney of record for his faulty tax advice. The only way the tribe could nail Dexter Lehtinen was by accepting that they had screwed the pooch on their tax returns.


The tribe claims that their attorney advised them, erroneously, not to file individual tax returns for the tribe's 600 members and thus they now find themselves with a rather large bill to pay.


Lehtinen's attorney says the tribe is nuts under the new leader elected in 2010 who has abandoned Lehtinen's pro-environment position in favor of focusing on gambling revenues.


Either way it seems like the Miccosukee are not going to be doing the Lehtinens any favors this election year. Se has been a good representative for the Keys, paying attention to the needs of this tiny portion of her South Florida constituency. Even though her support for the embargo is the price she pays for easy re-election by her Cuban base.


Locally the newspaper reported recently that the widow of a power boat racer who died in last year's race is going to sue the medical staff and organizer of the race. As a friend of mine remarked: "Put two people in a fiberglass shell powered by a jet engine and send them across the author as fast as they can go and what do you think is going to happen?"


It used to be people took up dangerous sports for then thrill and relied on themselves to get into and out of scrapes. This suit strikes me as being a perfect example of the inability of anyone to take responsibility for their own stupidity. I hope someone in the legal system shows them the door at their expense.


Meanwhile Key West continues on accommodating thousands of visitors and hundreds of negative comments in the paper bitching about parking and cruise ships and noise and bums and bad manners.


It makes you wonder why anyone bothers t move here, or live here in winter.


I like looking around and taking pictures and reminding myself what a great place this can be.


Winter sunshine, quiet early morning streets and not a complaint to be heard.


Besides I'm not a famous attorney so no one is suing me for untold millions so this must be my lucky day.



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Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Road Trip Again

This week was to have been a trip to England (with Josh and Lisa who are there now) or Panama with Wayne and Chuck (who are at home on Summerland Key now) but who would have taken Cheyenne? In the end my wife's Spring Break coincided with my long weekend and herself decided a road trip was in order. We left Saturday about lunch time and passed the Lower Keys toll booth in action at the southern end of the Bahia Honda Bridge.
The FHP loves to sit in the median and pick off unsuspecting speeders coming off the four lane bridge heading towards Key West. Wen locals slow visitors blow and get a fat ticket. Marathon was having a seafood festival which barely slowed us at all, despite the crowds of adult kids crossing the street in neat lines.
We nearly got screwed around Mile Marker 102 in Key largo when St Patrick got the highway closed, so we dived into the side streets and joined the back of the parade......a small town crowd and a small town parade blocking all traffic... ...except those turning a sharp right back onto the Overseas Highway, with no other traffic to share the northbound lanes on the 18 Mile Stretch:
It was like a hurricane evacuation in reverse: It must have been Hell for the crowds heading to the Keys for the break. For us it was the fastest transit of the Stretch ever.
Homestead was crowded with traffic and we stopped for lunch at our favorite Mexican hole in the wall.
Los Nopalitos on East Mowry off Krome Avenue is now El Rinconcito ("The Little Corner" and much spiffed up, with fresh paint and modern toilets and a crisp fresh menu.
We tested the tacos and tostadas and a burrito and it was all excellent.
The old owner had a series of steaming vats with hot food ready to be poured over rice but this place has crisp fresh ingredients and the wait was just a bit longer, and worth it. We got change from a $20 for all the food.
From Homestead we took off up Krome Avenue, trapped in lines of cars which forced Yours Truly to drop the high speed posture and reckon gently with the big farm pickups and the little compacts bulging with farm workers dawdling at ten under or below the speed limit. I toyed with the camera for a while. Krome Avenue is a thoroughfare supposed to be widened to four lanes , but despite the slow traffic and abundance of slow traffic lights I like it just the way it is.
There are fields with agricultural crops, rows of palm tree plantations for construction that has all but dried up and tons of nurseries and businesses selling ornaments for gardens, most of it in Spanish.It is a weird mixture of the mundane and agricultural and the whimsical and picturesque.
My fantasy is to buy a huge plot of land, build a wall around it and landscape a huge refuge for all the dogs the pound doesn't think will find homes. I figure I could live quite securely compound patrolled by a dozen grateful ex-strays. And I wouldn't need to be nice to my neighbors.
Tamiami Trail, the original road from Tampa to Miami was lovely as ever Saturday afternoon, sunshine and motorcycles and me not the least envious, loaded as my car was with my family.The weekends are a good time to drive out from the city, park at the edge of the highway and fish. That's a great program for a lot of people apparently.
The Miccosukee Tribal Police patrol the highway which has a 55 mph limit in Dade County and 60 miles per hour in Collier County and cuts across the Indian Reservation for much of it's 90 mile length. Beware the brown and white police cars... Indian Villages line the highway in small fenced compounds.
The Everglades are long and flat and green down here.
Eventually we arrived in the community of Estero, a nondescript bunch of shops between Naples to the south and Fort Myers (not Meyers, please note!) to the north. My wife's 3G iPhone had crapped out and she wanted a new one. I dropped off the wife and phone in the faux Mediterranean village and took off for a refreshing dog walk. There was some abandoned development across Highway 41 so we took off walking, Cheyenne and I.
The sun was thinking about setting and I was thinking to myself as Cheyenne dashed back and forth, nose to the ground.
It's an odd thing but very noticeable to me, how little I fit in around these kinds of places. I am a hopeless consumer, I have no fashion sense and no ability to fit in with people whose lives seem to consist of flitting from store to store loading up with the latest gadgets and useless "products." Not only that, they aggravate me en masse and I am pretty sure that's my short coming. I like the Keys because these expectations don't seem to exist among the many and varied social strata that live there, particularly in the Lower Keys and key West.
I am not that eccentric I don't believe so in a town where men dress as women and women date women I am able to fit in quite nicely even though I speak funny and I have no taste for sports or golf or manly things. Every visit to these consumer hell holes reminds me of the wisdom of my choice of place to live. That and the fact that this is Tea Bag Christian Right Wing Republican Hell.
I feel like a rube watching the constant flow of traffic on Highway 41, and Cheyenne seemed to share my bemusement.
The sun went down a blaze of modest glory and night descended as I fervently hoped my wife had her new phone in hand. Motel 6 in North Fort Myers beckoned.
She had to fight the manager, who must have sensed her lack of suitability as a future customer, but she got her way, as always, and soon enough we three were sawing logs ready for more driving and sight seeing in the Fabulous Sunshine State.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Miccosukee Eats

The Miccosukee Tribe of Indians lives alongside Highway 41 across South Florida, and these days they live well in peaceful rural isolation, alongside the River of Grass which looks a bit like this:The Everglades is a huge area of marsh bisected further north by the Interstate I-75, known as Alligator Alley. Down south the old two lane Highway 41 known as Tamiami (Tampa-Miami) Trail still runs east and west to and from Dade and Collier Counties and looks like this in the Miccosukee reservation:In the old days the Indians sat by the side of the road in sheds and sold plastic alligators to passers-by. Nowadays they operate a huge casino at Krome Avenue and Tamiami Trail and "gaming" has changed the standard of living for the tribe. They live in rather nice suburban homes, in the modern ranch style shown below, and they have extensive administrative buildings barely visible from the highway:On Tamiami Trail their villages are set back from the Highway hidden by privacy fences with roofs covered by fronds:
The Miccosukee like their privacy and their homes aren't open for public tours so contact with the tribe is through the casino (which I've never visited), or on the Highway itself which is less desirable obviously:Or at their restaurant on Tamiami Trail, in the western reaches of Dade County, which in my opinion is the best of all options: The restaurant is apparently operated by Spanish speaking workers, as it's quite likely the Indians find working at the casino or at the magnificent Tribal Administration building more to their liking. For Bruce and myself a quick bite at the restaurant provided the pause that refreshes in the middle of a motorcycling exploration of the Everglades:Just in case you have any doubt about the area of which I write the Miccosukee provide a handy place mat map:The place mat also offers views of Indian life, where I captured images of an air boat and an alligator wrestler It was a brisk winter day so European tourists felt at home enjoying the great outdoors with their luncheon: Bruce and I were happy to snuggle indoors:I ordered a heavy mug of sweet Miccosukee coffee:The tribal colors are proudly carried on the mugs just like that on the flags flying out front: Those colors are also flown on the door of a tribal truck:We ordered steak sandwiches which came wedged between slices of flat bread. The meat had some fat attached but they filled the spot in an undistinguished kind of way, not particularly Indian. On the other hand I wasn't about to experiment with gator chunks or frog legs so I decided to take a bite out of Indian eats by ordering fry bread with blueberry filling. Bruce lives in Santa Fe and his idea of fry bread is all New Mexican, a puffy piece of pastry frequently sprinkled with powdered sugar. I photographed some at Taos Pueblo for an essay I wrote last year.This Miccosukee version of fry bread was rather greasy and looked in his estimation more like an apple fritter. It was substantial enough to have qualified for lunch all on it's own:
I took a quick walk out back to digest the pythonic lunch while Bruce settled the bill (somewhere south of $30 I think). The Indians have a sense of humor it seems:We saddled up and rode out, warmed by our Indian encounter, after a fashion. I quite enjoyed riding with Bruce, I hope we do it again one day.