Monday, June 16, 2008
Pompeii
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Oh To Be In Florida
Sometimes the clouds turn black and threaten rain, and that's when an alert Bonneville rider checks the windshield wipers of oncoming cars to see if they show traces of rain. That's when one stops and wraps oneself in plastic waterproofing for the imminent downpour. Florida rain is a wondrous thing, refreshing and sparkling as a glass of iced San Pellegrino mineral water, it cools the air from 90 degrees (35C) to 75 (28 C) and then moves on leaving the world shiny and clean and the air crisp and sparkling with ozone. Its the first time in my life I have learned to enjoy rain as a viable alternative to sunshine.Let's not fool ourselves. rain clouds threatening the Publix parking lot can be a nuisance too, and I like sunshine all day every day as often as I can get it. Indeed the Keys have a much more benign summer climate than one might expect. Unlike mainland Florida ( and mainland Ohio from what I'm told) the oppressive humidity factor in the Keys is much more bearable. Of course this factor is very subjective but as far as I'm concerned I'd rather be here in the summer than say Fort Myers or even Miami. Cement and asphalt reflect lots of heat, buildings block breezes and the closer one lies to the sea the better chance one has of enjoying even a modest sea breeze.
It's still boiling hot in the keys in July and August and air conditioning remains critically necessary, not least to keep dampness and humidity from eating books clothes and bedding...but summer is entirely bearable in my biased opinion. And here's the secret: summers are great.
The summers are not so great for those that live and work in the tourist trade, though there are more and more weekend festivals and celebrations to keep the money flowing. Also the summer months are a good deal less dead than they used to be thanks to families visiting with their broods during school vacations. Its more of an ebb and flow nowadays as opposed to the good old days of "season" and "off season" which led to far more widespread financial desperation in a tourist economy.
On my days off I like to sit out and swelter, read and brood, and watch the clouds. When I've broiled enough I go indoors and chill in the air, or take the boat out and swim and start again. The workaday world at 24 degrees north latitude is for the most part the usual air conditioned indoor office life that doesn't brook sweaty armpits. There are outdoor people and you'll see them lurking in shade wherever they can find it. I like the heat; but I work nights in an air conditioned police station. I never said summer is a barrel of laughs for outdoor workers. I used to be one and I know.
I used to run boats as a commercial captain out of the Hilton Marina, as it used to be known. That was the time people in the city complained about too many cruise ships and now we have less and the city is losing half a million dollars a year in reduced revenues from fewer port calls. I used to crouch in whatever shade i could find in those days, waiting for the passengers and sucking down Gatorade as fast as I could. I still enjoyed the summer! I'm a glutton for heat and humidity and bright white sunlight.I was riding in to work my last night before I took off for my vacation and I spotted a youth on a Pennsylvania registered sportbike. He had it nicely equipped for travel with soft bags over the passenger pad and the fuel tank and he crouched like a tiger as he rode.
I sat up straight on my old man's ride and followed at a sedate pace, enjoying all the view I am lucky enough to see each day, bridges and sky and mangroves as usual. I caught up to him when the school bus stopped all traffic for a rug rat crossing and asked him if he was having fun. He looked startled. Poor boy.
I took a picture of the Big Coppitt boat ramp with the Bonneville last winter when a cold front had me wrapped up like a babe in swaddling clothes to deal with the 65 degree temperature (18C). At the beginning of June the scene was a good deal warmer, the waters bluer and the clouds big and puffy and white. And there was one of Key West's Elvis impersonators waiting for a fish to bite. No sign of a peanut butter sandwich.
There is that 800 pound gorilla in the back room during summer's bounty in the Keys, and no doubt we will hear more than I'd like about the 2008 Hurricane season in the Southwest Atlantic and Caribbean basin. As I write Belize and Nicaragua have mopped up from the first downpour of the summer brought on by Tropical Storm Arthur. Typically early and late storms develop in the Western Caribbean where the ocean waters are warmer at the beginning and end of summer. By the calendar the hurricane season goes from 1st June to 30th November, though I measure the season by the temperature of the water. When its 80 degrees the water is warm enough to fuel hurricanes as they travel over it.Hurricanes feed the imaginations of people everywhere, in the same way that people hold alligators in horrified fascination. The way I see it, lots of people live in tornado alley and dozens die every year and they also enjoy the pleasure of shovelling snowdrifts for six months of the year. If my house collapses like a pack of cards in a direct hit I'll change my tune, but for now this is as good as it gets.
Friday, June 13, 2008
After A Year
Key West Diary started out June 13th 2007 as Key West Vespa, (hence the banner picture, taken the day before motorcycles and scooters were...banned from the Key West cemetery) a blog inspired by other riders full of the joys of their rides and as an antidote to the screaming, mutual rage and contempt that are exhibited on web forums (fora?) across the Internet. I had already learned as most of us do, that curiosity, self deprecation and irony are transmuted into anger and sarcasm on these open forums and I for one didn't want anything to do with them. So last year at about this time I started thinking about keeping a diary. One day, with no word to my wife or anyone else I took up the name Conchscooter, given to me by some unremembered Internet Forum, and started writing my own thoughts down, on the Internet rather than on paper because one does things electronically these days. I started it because it was dawning on me that for the first time in my life I was feeling settled, and such a feeling was a novelty for me so I wanted to record it. I sold the Vespa and bought the Triumph but the blog soldiered on needing a new name. This is not a Vespa:



Highway One, Cudjoe Key
Boca Chica Bridge
Boca Chica Road There are activities that frighten me too, and though I'm not scared of motorcycles I am scared of heights, for instance. Luckily I don't have to commute down rock faces or skydive to work for surely I would get grumpy too...I hate the woods at night, as I live in dread of the nameless horror of all that creeps through the forest after dark, and when they shudder as they contemplate the fearsome risks I face comuting by Bonneville I try to picture myself forced, like Little Red Riding Hood to commute through a dark and nameless forest. Fear is fear, no matter what the cause. Fear this splendid machine? How is that possible!
I try to imagine what this blog might look like were I driving around the Keys in a car. It sounds a bit daft to be honest, though perhaps if the car were correct for the context there might be merit. A cute little SmartforTwo perhaps? My wife is toying with the purchase of a $17,000 Cabrio and has her order in for a blue on silver "Comfort" model (naturally. We are Americans!). I'm not sure she will go through with it though I am encouraging her to sell the Nissan and have two convertibles at her disposal, one good for 31 mpg and the other 40. I'm hoping the Bonneville will be good for another 90,000 miles or 6 years before it needs a rebuild:
So I here I am a year on, trying to be introspective and pull some thread of usefulness from my diary, a collection of photographs of pretty and not-so-pretty places around my life accompanied by some idle observations. From time to time I get a pang, wondering if I should use the platform to be a zealot for some cause be it political or environmental and the urge leaves me as quickly as it came. Irondad blogs to spread the message that training is a way for motorcyclists to save their own lives, a more worthy message its hard to imagine, invoking skills I don't possess. The Honolulu Blog seems designed to inveigle against mass transit ("I apply mascara as I drive to work.." Argh! The true source of motorcyclists' fear), a purpose that fascinates and confounds me. The Alaskan Blog in my list of links is a chronicle of self flagellation in the face of horrendous weather in the despair of Arctic despond. I read it in horrified fascination. Me? I am still foppishly tootling around, happy in my job, my home, my wife, my life. I apologize if this seems too amateurish, or decadent perhaps, in the face of imminent societal collapse, but my missionary zeal to urge strangers to improve their lives and by extension the world has seeped away. I must be becoming a laid back Islander, Mon. Here, have another pretty picture, the Highway of Life.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Brief Escape
As Key West gets more crowded with people determined to be drunk in public this week, a middle aged man's thoughts naturally turn to places far from home. Ah escape! Even from Paradise! No-especially from Paradise.


My companion pronounced the restaurant "ghetto" which is a term I believe of disapproval. When young Diggy eats out he likes table service, not do it yourself which is the low cost theme at Keys Fisheries. But he did like the notion of using a pseudonym to order the food, sometimes a movie star's name , or a figure from history; the day we were there it was song titles:
The fries were declared "not as good as Burdines" by my junior food critic. Next time we'll try elsewhere, always searching for good eats in the Keys.Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Third Space
I do this thing in public libraries, aside from borrow books and videos, that I call Power Reading. I named it after the well known habit of successful people called power napping. A "power nap" is a self aggrandizing way of saying "short nap" which is a way of using two words where one will do: "nap." In essence Power Reading means taking a read out of a book, but not the whole book just a bit of the book. I pick up a book, and dip in, while sprawling in one of the chairs in the reading area.
If I like it I skip to the end (non fiction is best for power reading) and when I am bored I put the book down and try another title, selected at random. I get to peruse tons of books like this and have learned to feel less desperate as time goes by about the number of books still left for me to read as I slide ever closer to oblivion. Even our modest library on woodsy Fleming Street, South Florida's first public library seems overly filled with unread tomes:
So there's this writer dude sitting in a hot tub with some friends and a bunch of strangers and he says he thinking about putting together a list of the best places to live but the only problem is he can't think of what the criteria should be. Much discussion apparently ensues among the occupants of the star lit tub (I remember this bit quite well, I think) and finally one of the nude bathers comes up with a truth that the writer grabs and runs with. The Third Space. That's the criteria for the best place to live.Anyway I was spending a happy part of one day several years ago power reading in the library and I came across a book with an unprepossessing title, something like Ten Best Places to Live, and you will have to forgive the hegemony but naturally "best" referred to places in the US. I generally avoid books with lists in the title, but because I was power reading the obnoxious title obliged me to pick up an unlikely candidate: power reading is about broadening the mind after all, not filling it. Thus I learned about the necessity of public spaces. One of my current favorite Third Spaces is inside the Tropic Cinema, our three-screen Art House complete with bar/coffee shop/candy counter:
The book with the crappy title introduced me to this grotesque notion of the Third Space alluded to above. The idea is that your First Space is your home, and your Second Space is your place of work, and these spaces can also be social centers to some extent. But the Third Space is where the social life of the community is on display and available. In other words if you think about places you might like to live you will find they offer vibrant and attractive Third Spaces. The dull, worn out communities don't.
...a place from which to watch the sunrise or even the sunset, far from the crowds at Mallory Square (which is too commercial and touristy to be a proper Third Space).
As is obvious in these pictures shot today this is definitely low tourist season in Key West.
What used to be the only independent bookstore in town has competition now and thank god for that. The workers at Voltaire smiled when I remarked how nice it was to have a store with friendly people operating it. "We hear that a lot," they said. And yes I have heard from visitors who buy quite a few books here that Island Books is a perfectly pleasant place to shop.
We don't frequent all our possible Third Spaces, some I enjoy more than my wife does of course, but there are quite a number of public gathering spaces, that we visit from time to time. Some get too much attention from our residentially challenged population, which rejoices in the mild weather of 24 degrees North latitude, but my attitude is to share the spaces with them and not yield my pleasure to their bullying and if they do bully me, the scruffy hobos who are threatened by middle class disdain, I stand up and say enough and make them yield to my demand for space. Public spaces are open to all, dressed in pressed designer labels or in reeking cerements or anywhere between.