That this next picture could have been taken in the dead of winter, and not Saturday morning just goes to show what an excellent motorcycling destination the Florida Keys really are.

Which is absolute rubbish actually. The only decent things about riding in the Keys are: the weather, the scenery, the novelty. There is a reason motorcyclists frequently refer to Florida as Flatistan. Flatness is anathema to good riding. Flatness is boredom. Flatness equates to clumps of macho men riding Harley Davidsons obediently sitting in lines of cars driving distracted ten miles below the speed limit while failing to steer straight and text at the same time. Florida is old people unable to remember the rules of the road. Florida is every crappy stereotype you've heard, or not heard about riding a motorcycle.

Then there are the Keys. And yes, there are lots of cruisers down here riding like whores on couches, their crotches splayed for all to see as they take in the sights, but ask yourself: where else do you ride with palms as the background? Hawaii is a long long way away and the ferry service from Long Beach leaves but twice a month.
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The weather is actually excellent, it rains sparingly in winter just before each cold front arrives and in summer it pours, usually, and clears up in less than an hour and because it's summer it doesn't feel terribly cold. The scenery is also excellent, with water, bridges, exotic foliage and lots of sunshine so unless you like cold and gray and bleak it's all rather nice. The novelty is that you can ride dressed in your underwear if you like and some people do. If you are 21 and have health insurance you can ride helmetless with the added benefit of making the All The Gear control freaks absolutely insane with repressed envy and open rage. Plus you get to be mildly irresponsible in our over regulated world while looking at sea and stars and sun and sky in a really nice, easy to ride, place. Like this guy:

He's flying the flag sitting back and watching the mangroves roll by. Fair enough, the road is pretty straight and flat and the turns are wide and undemanding especially at the speed limit, so riding a cruiser actually makes perfect sense. I see people driving muscle cars in the Keys and i sort of wonder what they plan to do with those V8 engines.

Some wussies ride their bicycles to the bus stop and get on a bus which is something we can all look forward to if our bills get worse (and they will), but I'm holding out as long as I can and keeping on riding because for whatever reason I never get bored riding the Overseas Highway. Which is just as well as it's the only road around here that goes anywhere. Side streets dead end into the water...

I've been commuting this highway for the five years we've lived outside Key West and I ride dressed more or less like the pansy in the photo above with a jacket and gloves and a helmet and stuff but I feel bad for the kids who ride those powerful sport bikes on road whose top limit is 55 miles per hour. I also have motorcycle luggage attached to my Triumph Bonneville so I don't have to ride like a pack mule. Many visitors bring women on the back so they can ride comfortably while their women can carry the load.

Women who ride Triumphs, and trust me the rapidly disappearing red Bonneville pictured below is actually a Triumph, enjoy freedom from luggage. She looks a lot more comfortable. Ride with a bloke who rides a Triumph is the moral here.

And there are those who use bicycles as transport like this guy who was racing along at a rare old clip, not at all like the genteel winter snowbirds enjoying their retirement in protective gear and pedaling slowly like snowmen through marmalade. This guy had places to go and people to see.

The freedom of the open road and no cost of gas with healthful exercise. Under 90 degree sunshine. Ah youth.

To summarize: stay healthy and upright, medical bills will kill you if the slide doesn't (it's $20,000 to get airlifted to Miami if break your brain open or get burned half to death), enjoy the scenery and remember you can stop on any shoulder to stroll and take pictures; you don't
have to cross bridges at 20 miles per hour and hold up impatient people who have to get to work. You should also stop and enjoy the amenities though if you choose to drink beer, don't be like a local and drive drunk please. Go dive a reef instead.

The paper reported the owner of this place was murdered in Central America last week, a Canadian who gave up his health insurance came to the land of the free and made good, poor bugger. One hopes Looe Key resort will remain, the motel isn't cozy or anything but they are dive experts, take people snorkeling and have a well known Tiki bar and swimming pool with music and drinks where I'm told people make friends easily and have a good time. When the winter north winds blow their good cheer sweeps right across my deck three quarters of a mile away.

Gas in the Keys costs a bit more in Key West and a bit less in Key Largo. Here at the Ramrod Shell, Mile marker 27, it's offered this weekend at $3.88 for regular. It seems like a deal.

And if you enjoy the ride and take your time and get lots of pictures you will end the 130 mile ride over the water in lovely Old Town Key West where residents ask you to please not blip your throttle and make loud horrible noises with your open pipes. I live here, my Bonneville has factory mufflers so my ride sounds like a much derided sewing machine. I also ride with my feet with my feet tucked under me so my crotch isn't on display. In the keys it really is okay to go your own way, but remember there is but one road anyway so make it your own.