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Enough of that. We joined the parade when we had had enough and pushed the wife's Vespa to the nearest intersection to make our escape. Along the way my wife spotted Andy and Christina strolling along, she dressed as a fairy (I think) and he was pretty much naked I think, except that because I know him I felt awkward about taking a quick peek and asking if it was real so I kept eye contact, as one does with naked aquaintances, and chatted about boats, as one does and wished him a pleasant evening as we boarded the Vespa and buzzed back to the land of the fully clothed.