I did go to Hog's Breath once to see some stage performances and it was quite good fun. However i do very poorly at Key West visitors' favorite endeavors: bar hopping and fishing.
I don't much like crowds or noise, I am sports illiterate and have no idea how to make small talk so bars are just places where beer and stuff costs more. I'm not sure I have this right so perhaps one day I shall steel myself to see why it is millions of people want to come to key West to see this.
The nerd in me is alive and well so when I see a sign about the past I stop and look and think. Immigrants at work, check that out!