Saturday, January 15, 2022

Rusty The Toreador

It was another of those busy days yesterday that occasionally punctuate the drifting days of not very much happening. It was shopping time in the city of Huatabampo, the town 30 minutes inland from the beaches of “Little Huatabampo” (Huatabampito).  

The village was empty but we stopped to feed a couple of hungry puppies and an adult dog who seemed less hungry but glad for breakfast anyway. 

The plan was to do some shopping for perishables and I planned to load a few pounds of  kibbles for hungry dogs we meet along the way. There aren’t as many true strays as you might imagine but like poor Mexicans themselves their dogs, who live outside, don’t always get as much to eat as one might like. Tips for the humans and kibbles for the dogs are what we factor in to the already modest cost of living.

We passed the RV park at the entrance to the village and the two large trailers parked and plugged in. The RV park is right at the end of the asphalt so they don’t have to negotiate the dried mud and sand of the village street. 

The inland is long and straight and filled with topes (speed bumps) in the inhabited stretches. I spend the drive carefully watching other traffic to see when they come to a stop. It’s a total pain watching for unmarked bumps in the road. 

On our way back to the beach the shacks by the side of the road we’re coming to life yo accommodate weekend beach traffic. For farmers and ranchers Friday is just another work day: 

We followed Google maps to the Ley supermarket in Huatabampo to start our shopping. It was a good store with fresh vegetables and lots of variety. $27 for everything including kibbles for strays, Indio beer and so forth. 

While Layne sorted the shopping I took Rusty for a walk. I put him on a leash and made a spectacle of us as a leashed fog is only held back because it’s dangerous. In this case I leashed him because there was lots of traffic and he was more relaxed while secured to me. 

I may have looked odd walking while tied to a dog but there was a dude across the street taking some water for a stroll. 

That was a reminder we had a 15 gallon hole in our 35 gallon tank. Google maps got us here. 50 cents for each five gallon jug. 

The employee’s brother lives in San Jose California and we discussed the relative merits of life there and in Huatabampo. Bruce’s idea of using a hose to siphon the water works a treat.  

Layne saw a flour tortilla shop down the street so we walked there and bought a pile of tortillas some hot and some cold for a buck fifty. A quick snack showed they were as good as ever. 

The plastic screen was designed to separate customer from employee. Everyone wore a mask and the employee held our tortillas and passed us our change all while using a plastic bag as a glove. Mexicans are getting vaccinated as fast as they can but wearing a mask even on the street is totally normal and non controversial. 

Rusty got busy practicing to blend in like a local. 

He snuck down an alley to drop an egg and sniff around. I wonder what goes through his mind facing new smells and sights. The van is definitely his home and secure place. 

Years sho when we sailed Mexico flies drove us and just as they do aboard GANNET2. Worse yet we were starting to get used to the damn nuisances flying around our heads. On the boat we had bought fly papers that hung from the cabin ceiling in strips covered in glue. Flies landed and got stuck. They worked after a fashion. 

It was the devil’s own job to explain the concept in a ferret shop which didn’t carry “matamoscas” - fly killers. A customer twigged what I was looking for and put the name of a business into my Google map. It was a vet shop and sure enough they had the modern equivalent of fly paper. Nowadays they use two dollar packets of fly powder. We used a few grains on a piece of foil moistened with water and suddenly the flies were falling down dead, after one quick drink of the mixture. Relief! 

Time for lunch and I am proud to say I spotted our lunch spot. It was superb. We sat and ordered sopes which are thick toasted tortillas and in this case they were huge and came with melted cheese covered in cubes of grilled beef.

The men operated the sidewalk grill and the women organized the fixings inside the kitchen. 

She ladled our bean soup which was delicious full of flavor and filling. She also came to our table and showed us where the lime compartment was hidden under the green salsa bowl in the middle of the side dishes. 


It was an embarrassingly filling meal. We had never had such giant sopes before and these were piled high. As Layne wandered off to lay the $8 bill for food and Fresca sodas Rosario came by for a chat. 

He liked my name. “Miguel,” he said, “ like the archangel.”  “Yes,” I agreed. “The head angel.”  He nodded and hoped god would bless me. The cook, on her lunch break overheard our conversation and was nodding at her food solemnly in agreement. 

Time to go and walk off our lunch. 


The main square is named for Benito Juarez and is a shady public space in front of city hall which was besieged by a line of people for some unknown reason. Many years ago Layne and I saw a gathering in the street when we were visiting San Blas. It was dusk and we joined the crowd to see what was what. A lady came round  with cake and lemonade and made us more puzzled than ever. Eventually we asked what was going on and discovered that Zelig-like we had unknowingly been attending the wake of a well liked local woman. This time we sidled past the crowd without asking awkward questions. 

Further up the square Rusty met a local, one loaded with giant cojones. Rusty didn’t like him much and they parted barely on speaking terms. There were too many smells so I got the leash out and made a spectacle of ourselves again. Rusty on a leash makes for faster forward progress. 

This crowd was outside a bank so finally the penny dropped and we guessed Friday is payday. 

Roadworks! 

We drove back to the beach on the now familiar road in ninety degree sunshine and found our spot at the end of the dirt road above the beach. That was when I saw a cow ambling all by herself down the beach. As it ambled it swung and it was very soon apparent it was less a cow and more a bull. 

Layne was not keen to share the beach with the ambling bull so we waited. Rusty got out of the van and the minute he saw the huge black shadow he became a dog possessed. 

He barked and weaved his way toward the bull which had already shown signs of deep puzzlement. First he had come up off the beach and found a huge shiny box where there shouldn’t be anything at all. He paused and stared. And then this mad barking bundle of fur came out of nowhere and faced him down. He was not in the mood and turned away. Rusty was ignoring us but he had the bull’s full attention. Slowly the two ton lump of leather backed away into the dunes. Rusty sidled back looking for approval. He got that and a fair dose of puzzlement too. I never knew my dog would take his security duties so seriously. 

We went for a swim and Rusty stood on the beach keeping one eye on us and the other on his home. When we stepped out of the cold dark waters he saw we were safe and raced up the beach. We ambled after him and there he was, keeping an eye on the danger. Which ignored him and kept munching. My surprising dog. I am more impressed by him every day on the road. 

Then we got our visitor. Clemente came along to check up on us saying he is an officer in the Sonora State Police. That was my cut to whip out a Key West Police patch and we got along chatting away until his wife dragged him off to dinner. On leaving he gave us his number and said if you need anything don’t hesitate to call. Ok then. Nice guy. 

The sunset was spectacular as ever and a can of Indio and a plate of nachos saw us passing out in our recliners. A good day then. 



Friday, January 14, 2022

La Playa In Photos

I have collected some photos during the past three days sitting here on the beach. As I sit here the rooftop solar panels are charging our batteries with between ten and fifteen amps each hour on this bright sunny day. The cabin of our Promaster is infested with flies; so much so we are starting to get used to them! We will be looking for good old fashioned fly paper when we return to the land of shops. Layne made scrambled eggs for brunch with the last of our fresh flour tortillas. I swept the cabin. Rusty who declined a morning walk today as he sinks into stereotypical Mexican torpor, is sleeping in his bed which I put outside in the shade of the van. No fishermen no shrimp boats no cars or motorcycles on the beach so we are alone in the silence created by the sound of surf. So far no one has robbed us, threatened us, or demanded bribes. No one has asked us to move on, leash our dog or complained about our parked van. All I have to do is keep Layne and Rusty happy. So far they are doing even that without my interference! 
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Thursday, January 13, 2022

The Fisherman,The Seahorse,The Phone

The theory is if you come to Mexico you will be forced to pay bribes, you will be otherwise robbed and set upon by hordes of locals anxious to enjoy the fruits of your expensive gringo lifestyle. That’s the theory. 

So far we have avoided the negative stereotypes but I have fallen hopelessly into the positive stereotype of the happy retiree. I have always wrinkled my nose at retired people who “need to keep busy.”  I’m happy with a book on my phone and a sunny day. We don’t have enough money to hire staff or to run an organization but we have enough to live.

Then you see a Mexican standing on the beach sorting out his nets. He puts a sack full of sand on each end as an anchor and then they walk the net out into the water. In January. I have no idea what their retirement plan is but I suspect it involves doing the sane thing until you are too broken to continue and you hope your sons are in a position to look after you.

We live in a two million peso van with all the modern conveniences and no debt. Imagine what you have at home compared to a man who lives with an electric light bulb and a propane burner and a dirt floor. We’re the lucky ones. 

Rusty does all right compared to local dogs. I gave this one some food which he enjoyed but didn’t finish. Rusty was not happy and saw him off even though I was careful not be affectionate with the black dog with a collar. Later Rusty saw a couple of local dogs wandering this way at our end of the road and he got to his feet, fired his afterburners and took off barking like a local. They ran. He sat in the road and made sure of their intentions. I was slightly amazed. My dog is becoming a local. Of course he gets proper meals, treats, affection and of course room inside our home any time he wants. Mexican dogs though not actually strays are not so lucky when their owners are on the lower social strata.
We were hanging around on a hot sunny morning yesterday feeling lucky to have a bright day mediated by a cool fresh breeze blowing through GANNET2. No sweat and no shivering made it a perfect day. Then we saw a Mexican walking toward us. We knew this spot was too good to be true and each of us, independently of the other, made plans to pack up and get going from this idyllic spot.

The brown leathery face broke into an apologetic smile. “My friend is too shy to ask but he was wondering if you could charge his phone?” Rogelio was carrying a cell phone with plug and cord so it was easy to help out. His gaze ran over the home on wheels as he explained they used the flashlight on the phone to work their nets after dark. 

Layne told me with some pride she has used every single container she stores in the microwave. Not that big of a deal, right? Imagine what Rogelio’s wife uses in her kitchen…He came by later to check on the phone in case we were planning on leaving. No worries I said we plan to be here till Sunday, I said. He looked relieved. But tomorrow for sure he said worried we might drive off with his friend’s phone. I reassured him. He showed me a little seahorse they had caught accidentally. I took a  hast fuzzy photo of the creature: 

It was beautiful but I urged him to put it back in the water. He said they aren’t legal to keep anyway and he walked back to his nets with the little creature that I hoped would live. We carried on with our day exercising napping and walking the chief security officer.

Clouds blew over and the breeze kicked in with enough strength to keep the mosquitoes at home and out of our lives. Lovely. The telephone owner found his courage and showed up with his buddy Rogelio: he’s the one in the Mercedes logo baseball cap. 

The phone owner, in the woolen watch cap, introduced himself as Cristobal. I said if he needed another charge to bring it by by Saturday at the latest. Why are you leaving Sunday, they asked. I pointed to the Admiral and she made a self deprecating noise. Maybe not Sunday she said. If it’s sunny…we gave Rogelio one of the flashlights we carry as gifts. They are small and powerful and we use ours all the time. He seemed genuinely grateful. 

Part of the pleasure of life is hanging with your buds, the work is physical but the sort of stress and deadlines of modern office life isn’t part of it. Ambition? Expectations? It’s in the children usually. To live like us without children and on our own without a family nearby is weird beyond understanding.
Mexico is a land of contrasts and poverty and generosity and kindness. I like the freedom we get traveling here. Don’t be an ass, be considerate and leave your pride at home. Just like you should when living at home. The freedom comes from living in a society where you are largely left to your own devices. The downside is you’ll have a hard time getting redress for injustice but the good part is your choices are yours to make.
I like the quiet of a spot like this. It suits me. I am not driven to be busy, to run peoples lives or spy on my neighbor’s bad behavior. I don’t get bored easily.