Sunday, January 15, 2023

Of Gems and Camels and RVs


There is a town in Western Arizona that welcomes RVs in winter. Thus it was I said to my wife: “Wife, you will come with me to Quartzsite and we shall ride camels together.” She told me not to be bloody silly and we probably wouldn’t like a giant stewpot like Quartzsite anyway.

To no one’s surprise she was correct. The town sits on I-10 where US Highway 95 comes north from Yuma and continues north to Parker. 2400 people sit on that intersection and make a living selling gas and tires to passersby. Oh and gems. Collectors of rocks come to Quartzsite and buy them by the bucketload.  

In winter the town, which lacks big city amenities and facilities, attracts they say a million snowbirds who bring their own homes and camp on the public land surrounding the tiny town.

We drove north from Los Algodones  on the smooth strip of pavement called US 95 through a largely featureless desert. 

Lo, wait! What shed through yonder desert breaks? Why ‘tis the Border Patrol and their inspection station. At least it was something to look at but alas they were closed. These things are everywhere around here. How anyone manages to cross the border illegally baffles me, the well heeled portly middle class rule follower. 

Jagged desert mountains relieve the skyline. This is a military base called the Yuma Proving Ground attested to by numerous warning signs. There is wild camping out here but you have to drive a dozen miles down designated roads to escape the clutches of the military. 

We stopped at a sort of pullout to make tea while Rusty made water on as many bushes as seemed reasonable. It was pleasantly cool, 60 degrees, hazy and with no wind. You can see why snowbirds hang out here. 

The other reason why Quartzsite attracts a million RVers each winter is because the town is located on a flat basin of easily traveled desert, I’ve heard described as being made of kitty litter, and most of it is public land. Welcome to the Bureau of Land Management which allows free and nearly free camping in this desert.  

There are four Long Term Visitor Areas around Quartzsite and basically you can spend the entire winter in them for $180. They have water, trash, sewer dumps and  toilets so you need never leave…I gave up trying to summarize LTVAs  and append the fee schedule here. It’s so cheap as to be inconsequential. Europeans would die to have such access to vast public lands: 


In order to properly immobilize your mobile home you need a towing vehicle to unhitch from a camper trailer or a “ toad” which is a car towed (“toad”) behind your RV. A motorcycle works too especially as you don’t need a helmet in Arizona.   People like us in a van have bicycles. People who are us carry no extraneous gear outside our mobile home as we like to stay mobile and inconspicuous and not make us a tempting target for thieves. Plus I dislike riding a bicycle. Layne says she likes bicycles but that seems more theory than fact to me. 

If it all goes wrong there is a back up plan they tell us. 

There is a large white tent, barely visible in the photo below, which is the center of visitor activity in Quartzsite. The town’s permanent structures are north of the I-10 bridge while the winter shops and restaurants are south of the freeway. In the peak moments in January you can even buy an RV here though for a planner like me that seems excessively spontaneous. 

This just isn’t me. I collect photos and mostly because they are digital and stored for me by Google.  I am terrible at remembering names of things or identifying plants or birds or gems.  I loathe hoarding stuff and Layne slaps me every time I moan “Too much stuff!” as something falls out of a locker. But there is a market for this stuff. People love it. 

Camels crop up all over the place in this desert town so naturally I had to hunt down the meaning of the symbols and Hi Jolly and all that. The short version is that in the mid 19th century a US Army officer called Jefferson Davis, who later disgraced himself by turning traitor, had the brilliant idea of importing camels to serve in the desert. They brought in about four dozen from Syria along with a young handler to teach Americans how to live with camels. 

His name was supposedly Hadji Ali born in 1828 somewhere in Syria and died in Quartzsite in 1902. Al Hadji (and spellings vary when translating Arabic to English) means  “one who has made the pilgrimage to Mecca” one of the Five requirements to be a Muslim. As Hadji Ali was 28 and not wealthy when he came to the US to manage camels in 1856 it seems unlikely he made the Hajj - the expensive and complex pilgrimage to the holy site in Saudi Arabia. More likely in my opinion he was called Hadji which was a term of contempt by European soldiers for people they met in the streets.  You may have heard the pejorative term “gook” used in Indochina. 

But the story gets weirder. Some people claim Hi Jolly was part Greek, and in those days Greece and Syria were provinces in the Ottoman (Turkish) Empire and his name may have been approximately Philip Tedro. There is a photo of Hi Jolly swanning round the internet. 
In the end though, when you emigrate to the US you get a fresh start so whoever Hi Jolly was he got stuck with that ridiculous name and a new life that he seems to have thoroughly enjoyed. His tomb is a monument in Quartzsite. It is in bad taste of course in the form of a pyramid which is a symbol of Egypt not Syria,  but close enough in the land of the fresh start!  There is however an even weirder side to the failed Great Camel Experiment of Quartzsite had I got this from National Geographic. 

It seems Jefferson Davis had an idea to develop cotton plantations in the west. Camels would have been excellent as they carry bigger loads than mules can haul in a cart and they need less maintenance. However the camel experiment failed because Americans found the animals hard to ride, ornery in character and very smelly to be around. Then the Civil War started and 650,000 Americans got killed in the next few years distracting the military mind from  camel rearing. 

Jefferson Davis chose the losing side when he went home to lead the Confederacy and many of the camels were let loose in the desert while others were sold to the circus, not a fate I’d like. Hi Jolly went on to potter around in Quartzsite making a living starting businesses but never returning to the Levant. He knew where he was well off. 

National Geographic suggested camels were part of Jefferson Davis’ plans or hopes at least, to expand slavery westwards with cotton plantations in the fertile river valleys of the west. This same hope was supported in Texas by Sam Huston colonizing Mexican territory where slavery was banned. Hence the Alamo. 

By 1856 the slave trade across the Atlantic had long since been banned but smuggling then as now was very lucrative. The problem was how to get ships across the Atlantic without getting caught.  Camel imports were the perfect cover as slavers packed far too many humans aboard and the ships were notorious for their stench produced by the ghastly unsanitary conditions onboard. Camels did the same. So a ship purportedly importing camels for the US Army had the perfect cover  to smuggle in African slaves. This stuff is so weird you can’t make it up. 

Meanwhile back in the real world today’s Quartzsite offers not much in the way of services of the box store type. 

There are dump sites for sewage and water faucets and trash cans  but it’s how the city makes its living so you pay. Campers aren’t an afterthought here, they are the source of winter income. 

For a van passing through it’s better to look on in wonder and then move on to quieter pastures. This was never going to be our scene but I’m glad I saw it.  

It’s one more experience I can marvel at, the determination of humans to cluster.  

We drove on and soon I-10 eastbound  toward Phoenix was devoid of campers and the RVs were on the road and not parked in the desert. 

We turned south to Ajo, a small community in Pima County in the lonely desert where iOverlander  said there was BLM camping more to our taste. Layne’s implant mouth is healing well and this is a good place for us inveterate travelers to rest a little. 

We have neighbors scattered among the saguaro and we can occasionally hear the low drone of a generator but Quartzsite it’s not. Rest and recreation before we drive to Mexico next Wednesday I very much hope.

Saturday, January 14, 2023

Border Parking


You know how we used to watch astronauts fly to the moon and of three wild men of space only two got to walk the surface of the moon? That was me stuck in the command module known as GANNET2.

Layne walked to Mexico and left Rusty and I behind. Like any good astronaut in orbit I was a busy bee and did chores while she went to play in Los Algodones. I walked her to the border and watched her go. Just like a whole bunch of pedestrians who cross between 6am and 10pm Pacific Time.

The truth is Los Algodones (“the cotton” in Spanish) is the dental capital of the southwest. Americans come here for inexpensive high quality tooth care not to play in the sun. An implant for Layne in St Petersburg was quoted $5,000. In Los Algodones the bilingual Cosmetic and Implant Dentistry Center (viewable on Google Maps)  quoted $1400 per implant. You choose; Layne chose Mexico. As you can see it’s a six minute walk from where we spent the night.



I have come to terms with the fact that everything about my retired life seems sketchy to my well resourced and stable, properly housed former suburban neighbors but getting medical care outside the US need not be a fearsome proposition. In fact you can get excellent private care by English speaking medical  professionals with hospital stays and nursing care unimaginable in fast paced profit focused US hospitals. There’s no question the best is in the US, the question is: can you afford it?



So Los Algodones has created a market place for Americans to get care they can’t afford in the US and the reason this is all happening here is the particular geography. Baja California sticks out here on the west bank of the Colorado River which enters Mexico and creates the meeting place of four states. In the north California meets Arizona and in the south Baja California meets Sonora. Just to make it extra complicated in the summer months Arizona and California are an hour apart as are Baja California and Sonora. BUT the dentist who probably gets more clients from Arizona runs his office on Arizona time, along with the rest of the town. Confusing eh?




The Quechan Tribe sensing an opportunity built a vast parking area butting up against the international border. It’s split in two halves. For day trippers it’s six bucks a vehicle and for overnight parking it’s ten. For  full RVs and trucks it’s $22. There is a dumpster for trash and nothing else. The place is packed! 



So by now you have figured out my fate. Any suggestion I leave the parking lot to explore Yuma was instantly shot down by the admiral. Years of steroid use has done her teeth no good and she needs two implants so the final quote for all work including extractions etc was $3200. We return March 13th to finish the job and have the new teeth installed. But as that all news progressed during her day in Mexico, she wanted to know I was as near at hand as I could be for moral support. So I sat in the parking lot. All day.



Rusty and I went for occasional walks. We watched as pedestrians streamed south across the border.



Then I gave GANNET2 a spring clean, shaking out the rugs, vacuuming, washing the floor and wiping down the walls and so forth. A nice cup of tea as I paused and waited for a text. “Still waiting” she said. Rusty had a treat and took a nap. Behind him you can see the endless lines of cars at the automated pay machines, exact change and credit cards only.



Being at the border is watching an ebb and flow of humanity all day long. In the morning the tide pushes cars and a few pedestrians north into California, then by mid morning the flow turns and heads south into Mexico, cars back up a little through the port of entry but the pedestrians walking the sidewalk into Mexico is a flood.



Then everything goes quiet for a while as the tide settles for a couple of hours. Then people stream out of Mexico on foot back to their vehicles, then the bi- national commuters come to the border from their dollar paying jobs and go home to Mexico where their dollars go further. After the border closes California Highway 186 becomes a dead end and all goes quiet. At seven am Arizona time the line has already formed waiting for the gate to open: 



There is an Indian Casino on the highway and an RV park but there is no other sign of life along the two mile spur between Interstate 8 and the Andrade Port of Entry. Of course in the vast empty parking lot a well worn Class C RV pulled up alongside and when the well worn occupant got out I said Hi! And I got not a word back. His RV is plastered with advertising for Bandito Books which I looked up online.



It turns out Allen is a government conspiracy nut old school style contrails and I don’t know what, also purportedly a surfer and world traveler. Not exactly a first rate salesman but I’m glad for that as I prefer to be ignored by conspiracy nutters!



I walked to the gate dropping our trash into the dumpster on the way and the really nice dude at the gate got me legal for another night, another ten bucks. As soon as Layne walked back we moved away from the conspiracy guy last heard loudly playing conspiracy talk while settled in across the lot for a night of pain management. 

A few pictures from Rusty’s various  walks to pass the time: 





A border patrol helicopter at work:



Immigrant fence sitters:



“We don’t need no stinkin’ badges…” This lot cross the line at will:



Wasn’t I surprised to find a historic marker, rather the worse for wear by the side of the road!












And in the distance they have Fat Albert here too keeping a heat seeking eye on the border.




Welcome to friendly California!