Monday, January 29, 2024

Coffee

Gaetano, an Italian resident of Boquete who has befriended us during our long stay in town, offered to drive us into the mountains behind Boquete for lunch on Saturday.

It was a half hour drive through the countryside winding through coffee plantations lining the road as we made our way up to 4400 feet above sea level to Finca Lerida. 

I enjoyed the chance to be a passenger and look about me. 

I don’t think of Panama as a coffee producing country but this northern part of the country is agricultural and mountainous so there’s no reason for them not to grow the stuff. 

It’s lush countryside dipping and rising in thickly canopied valleys with clouds hanging low on the summits. The air got noticeably cooler as we rose up the hillsides. 

Layne is a patient passenger as she is not able to follow the conversation too closely but she likes to one along despite Gaetano’s lack of conversational English. She sat in the back and let us jabber up front.  Rusty was sleeping in the cool of the van back in town.

I am not a huge fan of rural poverty which reminds me of my childhood in Italy, the son of privilege surrounded by people living with the least commodities, electricity but no running water, outhouses and hand laundry and so forth. I see the sane now among the indigenous field workers in the coffee plantations and I don’t much like it. 

Gaetano, eight years a resident in Boquete is more sanguine about it arguing they know no better and live on their reservations in the life they are used to, tradition trumping modernity. 

There are networks of free health clinics and hospitals, free schools and large swaths of land set aside for the Ngäbe-Buglé people; perhaps I’m too modern but I like the 21st century. 

We passed the time in the front seats discussing the mine strikes that closed the country down for six weeks and Gaetano saw it as a victory for the people and the environment. 

Panama is a relatively rich country with wealth built up by money laundering banks, the canal traffic and then gold and copper mining and now all three sectors are in trouble.  He brushed aside my perplexity at the country’s future. 

You see people riding horses for pleasure here, not out of necessity as in Nicaragua. Motorcycles are far fewer than in the poorer countries to the north and most people drive cars. 

The northern part of the country is where the food is grown on farms all across the hillsides far from the capital three hundred miles away. 

Gaetano was taking us to a fashionable eatery located in a coffee plantation which also rents mountain cabins for overnight stays at Finca Lerida. 

From the delightful open air terrace in the dining room we could see coffee beans drying below us. 

Apparently this is fashionable getaway for wealthy Panamanians but the hotel also organizes long weekends for Americans who fly to David and get shuttled up to the hotel for a weekend of eating and hiking and sitting there on cold mountain nights. 

We had our lunch off plates made in Turkey that looked like Roman tiles. I found them charming. Tomato soup, too strong for Layne who had the lentil mushroom soup. This was Smokey roaster tomatoes pureed without cream. It was tart and I liked it. 

Eggplant on toast. Starters were about ten bucks and the main dishes twenty five. 

Layne had clams and chorizo while Gaetano and I had trout in an orange cashew sauce. 

The inside dining room was simply decorated with these strange unadorned light bulbs. I wondered what they looked like by night. 

Layne hadn’t seen a rosemary bush in months so she asked if she could pick a sprig from the herb garden. They enthusiastically told her to go for it, so she did. 

Dessert was down the road. 







Eugene Altieri, an Italian-American married a Panamanian woman, raised a family here and built up a coffee plantation. His sons  continue the tradition and have also built a new visitor center to entice people to cove and taste the product. The place was very busy on a Saturday afternoon.  

The winters sitting beans were a little confused by the attention their work drew but they pressed in messing with the beans. 

Coffee is a baffling product as the beans are gross in hurt natural state. I chews one and it tasted like compressed cardboard. I spat it out wondering how anyone first figured out to roast and process this unpromising fruit. 





The founder of Altieri is the fierce looking guy in black and white over Faetabo’s shoulder. 

Note the menu board in English. 

We came to try the famous Geisha coffee that is heavily promoted here as the best in the world while being difficult and persnickety to grow etc etc…And it has nothing to do with Japanese Geishas. The coffee was discovered by a European in the Gesha region of Ethiopia and brought to Panama where you can buy a pound of beans for several hundred dollars. You read that right: look it up! 

Gaetano, in defiance of all Italian rules of etiquette had a cappuccino usually never drunk after eleven am in Italy.  He like Poirot, is  a man of delicate digestion and needs to soften his afternoon coffee with milk. But he admirer a slice of banana bread which was soft and buttery and perfect for us to share. 

We had a pot of Geisha coffee and I’m glad I’ve now had it but don’t bother. To me it tastes like any other coffee perhaps because I have a palate like a brick or because we got a mediocre batch if such thing exists. 
It beats me what all the fuss is about. It was a pleasant stop before we took the valley road back to town. 







This is Villa Santa Fe built as a reminder of home by a transplanted snowbird from New Mexico.  
And this is Layne at home shipping up a salad for dinner. The joy of traveling in your own home with your own kitchen. 

And this is Rusty getting his evening walk in a town with no street dogs. He was fast asleep when at last we got home. 



Sunday, January 28, 2024

Preparing To Leave

In ten days we load GANNET2 into a container to be shipped to South America. Read on if you want to find out how we have to prepare for this epic and unnecessarily complicated shipment! 

The repairs have been completed thanks to the Ram dealer in Davíd whose chief mechanic said he was happy to try flashing the computer in our weird van though he doubted it would work.  It took about ten minutes and all the brake parts were suddenly talking to each other again and all was well. 

“No charge,” he said after he saw the look of relief on my face. To complete the physical replacement of the ABS module we needed a dealer with the proper computer code to tell the units to talk to each other, which I find weird but such is modern automotive computer technology. Autostar totally saved our bacon.

We took a test drive up to the town of Volcán, rising three thousand vertical feet in ten miles before coming back down; and all seemed well so we have spent a month and several thousand dollars but we are finally back on the road. More importantly we have now learned what we need to do the next time we break down.  Stay calm, make a cup of tea and order parts. Lots of them.  Sigh. 

We are energized by being back in working order but that’s lucky as there is a lot to do. On Monday we go to Copa Airlines to organize our one hour flight to Colombia. The cheapest flights are on the Saturday after we load GANNET2 into the container so Layne has reserved us an apartment in Panana City for four days. We can’t get airline tickets online as we are buying a third seat for Rusty to ride in the cabin with us so we go to the office in person to arrange that. 

On Friday, after a last few days of lounging in Boquete we go to town and see the vet to  get Rusty’s papers to leave Panama and enter Colombia. He has his own passport to register his vaccinations. We started it in Mexico before we went to Belize. 

Then we go back to the mechanic’s shop to meet Sergio the electronics engineer. He has been really helpful working on GANNET2 by improving the cooling system for our house electronics. The 110 volt inverter runs much cooler these days as does the induction cooktop after he opened up new vents for us. He installed our spare rearview camera after the original broke in the US and he has built a new shoe cabinet for us out of unused space. The van is much tidied up thanks to his work. 

Friday morning the plan is to remove the rooftop air conditioner and put it inside the van so we will fit in the container. We have found several a/c installers in Colombia and the one we contacted said they would be happy to de-install it. This one is a new truck to so we will video the process hopefully helping the installers later. Also we will have knowledge we can use for future container journeys…
On Monday we have to be at the main police station in Panama City at 7am to get our papers to permit the export of GANNET2. Basically you stand in line and wait until they check the vehicle identification number. Then they issue the certificate…on Tuesday! And you thought the DMV at home is a bureaucratic pain?! Oh and you have to wear long pants in government offices. Even if it’s 100 degrees outdoors.

Let us not forget we need to extend our car insurance and renew GANNET2’s temporary import permit as our current papers run out the we ship! More long pants this time to visit customs to get our final extension. 

That’s another weird thing about bureaucratic Panama, they give you 90 days, and our permit runs out March 12th, but your vehicle only gets thirty days. renewable twice at no charge. Why you can’t get 90 days straight is baffling.  

So if you are exhausted just reading this long list of steps remember we need a dog friendly hotel in Cartagena the night we arrive and rental car for our first week in Colombia to explore the hot Caribbean coast before GANNET2 arrives. Plus we’ll need an apartment in Cartagena as we wait for customs to release our van which will then need the due conditioner reinstalled…Layne is expert at this thank god. 

If you have skipped all these paragraphs of nonsense remember all this hacking about is required because the US cattle industry never allowed across to be built across 60 miles (sixty!!) of the Darien mountains. The thinking was such a barrier would prevent the accidental
import of foot and mouth disease to North America. As there have been no outbreaks in the US since 1954 I guess it has worked. But what a pain! 

Personally I can’t wait to discover Colombia as we’ve never met a traveler with a bad word to say about the country, its people, its physical beauty or it’s food. I’m excited to see Andes and start acclimating to high altitudes. Simply put I can’t wait be a tourist again and stop being a mechanic’s helper.  

It’s hard to believe we may be in Cartagena de las Indias in two weeks and in our van there in three. Let the traveling resume. 

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Interim

GANNET2 is repaired and we have a date to load our Promaster into a forty foot, high-cube container for the journey to Colombia. We are looking forward to being traveling tourists again very soon. 


Thursday, January 25, 2024

Testing Days

We have the brand new brake module finally and it was installed Wednesday. All our hopes were in the cardboard box from Jerry Ulm in Tampa. Installed, it fixed the brakes but the electronic stability control is now not responding. Drive too fast and the van tips over!

Somehow we have been learning patience through this process and so far our patience has paid off in that we aren’t at each other’s throats, we aren’t blaming Rusty for our delay (!) in the tradition of kicking the cat…and we aren’t spending too much time wishing for what might have been.  But GANNET2’s  computers are giving us fits. 

So, as part of our program of trying to enjoy the unplanned as much as the hoped for, we went out for a beer.

One of the benefits of being stuck in Boquete is that we have come to quite enjoy this peculiar, ugly and yet attractive town. Everyone loves the climate up here, bug free, sweat free and even in the wet season not as bad as the swampy humidity at sea level.

If you have aspirations to flee the United States for whatever tin foil hat reason Boquete is the answer. You are expected to speak only English here as weird as that sounds. I’ve seen Americans flummoxed by making a simple greeting in Spanish, or being unable to formulate the Spanish to ask the clerk to sell them two of something instead of one. There is zero incentive to speak the local lingo.  

For travelers like us who have spent months eating locally and getting used to all manner of local customs each slightly varied in each tiny Central American country to find ourselves suddenly immersed in small town America is refreshing after we got over the weirdness of finding ourselves in Panama USA. Especially as Panama has made a big fuss about reclaiming the cabal and gaining “total sovereignty” as the slogan says on this old license plate I found at our campground. 

So we take advantage and enjoy the American-ness of our unplanned stop. Tuesday afternoon it was Boquete Brewing indistinguishable from any similar business in the US with no compromises! 

Layne had a glass of hard cider and I had a session pale ale because I don’t like strong beer that resembles battery acid. It was very pleasant and gave us a chance to get out of ourselves for a while. There is the underlying worry running through our lives that this latest repair may not work. 

We saw an appetizer menu on the food truck which gives customers a buzzer when the order is ready. It is I suppose a measure of how long we have been traveling because the idea of being served in this familiar North American way was half the fun of ordering a brat. 

Layne asked a passerby how the burgers were (they got a big thumbs up) and that turned into a lovely session of chit chat with two snowbirds who have been coming to Boquete for many winters from their home in Pennsylvania. Naturally o forgot to ask for their photo. 

The fact is we are in a bit of a jam. We are going to see if the Ram dealer in David van or will flash our van’s computer to get the stability control turning again.  They don’t sell Promasters south of Mexico so it’s uncertain if our computer does can be solved here. 

If we can’t get the can running properly we will have to make our way carefully north. Possibly we could get it checked in Mexico most likely in Oaxaca where we have a known comfortable base to camp in. We may even have to go back to the States. It’s all just a huge unknown. 

As we strolled back down the hill from the brewery Rusty freaked out as he watched carefully for signs of movement in a painted tire going double duty as a flower pot. He got on guard, stalked it and carefully checked it out. It didn’t fight back much to his relief. 

Disappointment stalks us but if we have to go back we shall and then we shall see how to press on. This journey is filled with delays and difficulties but I try to convince myself that is what makes the drive  worth while. Perseverance. One step forward two steps back. More perseverance. 

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Chocolate At Altitude

Gaetano took us to one of his favorite spots overlooking Boquete whereupon I decided it was the time and place for a hot chocolate.
We had met him in Pedregal the River port on the outskirts of the big city of Davíd. We had talked across the tables and he helped us choose some fish dishes for lunch which was when I discovered he was retired Italian civil servant from Bologna. 

After Layne got over her bout with Covid he invited us to go up the mountain with him to a coffee shop with he promised, splendid views across Boquete and down to the sea. 

It was a lovely afternoon marred somewhat by me forgetting to bring my camera. Rusty stayed behind in the van for a couple of hours which he doesn’t necessarily enjoy but it gives him a chance to sleep. 

The Barú volcano across the valley long since dormant. 

It’s a funny place twenty minutes up the mountain above Boquete at around 4400 feet, and that much cooler than the city itself which lies at 3500 feet above sea level. 

I ordered hot chocolate, Layne had a blackberry juice and Gaetano had a cappuccino which we took at a table inside a little warmer than the viewing platform. 

He grew up in Sicily and went to engineering school in northern Italy in Bologna and stayed there after he got a government job. It was funny to hear his life story which meshed in odd ways with mine. 

His father a plumber emigrated to the United States for five years and made enough money to set himself up at home supplying the building trades in his home town and becoming a wealthy industrialist in Italy. His son wanted his own life and wanted to see more of the world on his own terms and do he set himself up in the north off the country away from his fathers influence. 

Now retired Gaetano wanders Latin America will though he settled for the foreseeable in Boquete. 

I enjoyed being a passenger for a change with Layne taking notes as Gaetano reeled off a list of places to eat that we should check out before we see him again. 

We got back to town in time to get tangled in the evening’s flower festival traffic: 







In point of fact his first recommendation worked out very well when we tried out what he rated as the best seafood restaurant in town. 

Fried calamari rings promised well in the clean tidy unassuming eatery. 

I had the red snapper in a lemon caper sauce and when Layne tried to order it in Mexican (!) we discovered the name for red snapper in this Spanish speaking country is quite different. Even our confused waitress got a laugh. “Huachinango” in Mexico and “pargo rojo” in Panama. Go figure! 

Layne had the Greek sauce on her red snapper and it was easily better than mine with olives feta cheese and tomatoes. Plus we had leftovers for lunch. 

The days go by pleasantly enough but at the back of my mind is that irritating thought gnawing away as I ask myself if soon, very soon we will be back on the road.