Leon Panetta, from the BBC websiteMonday, January 5, 2009
My Congressman Is A Spy
Leon Panetta, from the BBC websiteDuval Bikes
No gears, no fenders, one coaster brake and in this case no lights, no luggage rack, no frills. Key West is one of the few cities in North America where bicycles replace the car, as the basic way to get around.
It was during the endless, repetitive multiple hurricane evacuations of 2004 and 2005 that city officials figured about one third of the city's 25,000 permanent residents had no cars and a plan was developed to evacuate them with an endless round robin of buses hauling people up to evacuation centers in Miami. Bicycles are one of the reasons residents are quoted as loving to live in Key West. It's a four mile by two mile island, no more than 14 feet above sea level at it's highest point, where a bicycle is all you need. Along with a few accessories of course, because bicycles in this city are serious transport, not hobbies or toys:
Baskets and water bottles, even of the cheaper home made variety are useful but lets not forget that many people in Key West also like living here because beer is almost as good as currency and for others, more temperate, a Cuban cafe con leche should be part of the riding experience. Hence the cup holder:
It would be a mistake to think that because bicycles are widespread, expensive bicycles are also important to their riders. Status is conferred in other ways in Key West and showing up on a four thousand dollar bicycle would most likely mark the rider as a visitor, a snow bird or as someone with more money than sense. A "conch cruiser" is all one needs to meet and make friends in town:
Tourists are also obvious and clearly labelled by the rental company signs littering their machines:
Tourists ride with grins on their faces and gawp as they float by Key West's architecture, giving themselves away as creatures of low status. Status in Key West is conferred by longevity, not wealth. Bicycle helmets are not part of the cycling scene in Key West either, helmets are expensive and dorky and the rest of the country, in a desperate search for security in an uncertain world, embraces passive safety above all else, so naturally the Southernmost City spits, en masse, on bourgeois fear: 


Indeed, far from wearing safety gear many riders take to the unsafe roads with not even a top on:
But thanks to the flat streets and protection from headwinds, (wind does make riding in the Keys tough) not even the unfit need fear using a bicycle:
The white plaque on the front denotes a rental so I assume (what else can I do?) the rider, when at home, wouldn't be seen dead on a low status bicycle. In Key West, anything goes...even helmetless. For some people in Key West, bicycles are literally a way of life:
With so many bicycles around town there would have to be bike racks everywhere you might think. True, but apparently there aren't enough of those even:

I should point out it is not legal to lock a bicycle to a city structure like a street sign or lamp post and Public Works have been known to sweep downtown and impound bicycles that block sidewalks and create nuisances....Also if you ride at night without lights, or ride anytime the wrong way on a one way street, you can and will be stopped by a police officer. I enter millions of B N L (bike no light) traffic stops every night into the dispatch computer. A cycling ticket is a moving violation and is a fine excuse for your insurance to raise your rates because where you live you drive a car... It is legal to ride on sidewalks but cyclists must yield to pedestrians and have an audible means of approach ("Excuse me!").
I got a request for an essay on bicycles in Key West and I had so much fun wandering Eaton to Southard and back on Duval I got about 50 usable pictures before I knew it, so as I try to figure out when to taste street food and then find a cooperative a photogenic manatee somewhere, don't be surprised if more cycling photos appear...In the meantime this parting shot which made me think of Key West, the Asian view:
Imagine that, an American city where you too could earn a modest winter living pedaling a rickshaw...and not a snow flake in sight.
Good News
Sunday, January 4, 2009
The Quaker And The Gun
It took a long time for Nephew #2 to find his calling. He drifted, in the style of a hobo, into a job in California, far from his family's home in North Carolina. It was his ideal job, in many respects, greeting drivers arriving at Yosemite National Park ("Welcome to Yosemite Park, three thousand times a day for months," he said wearily), then taking the winters off, traveling in warmer climes, getting by on a financial shoestring and his immense charm. It worked well for some time, and then things got serious. He met a woman, as one does.
And married her. And at work they got to insisting he take a promotion. Which was all very well as he was offered the very best job a park service employee could have, if he were also a climber. His bosses wanted him to take the Climbing Ranger position at Yosemite National Park, a unique job that pays the ranger to be a climber on some of the most sought after rock faces in the world. There was a hitch. There always is.
The thoughtful young man, seen here taking a reflective moment in his older brother's Asheville home, is a Quaker, raised as a pacifist from childhood and not someone who rejoiced in guns, or shooting or violent pursuits of any kind. The fly in the ointment of his promotion was that if he wanted to be the Park's Service sole climbing ranger he had to go to the law enforcement academy. And carry a gun at work. This proposal required some thought and family discussion and in the end pragmatism won out. He went to the Academy for three months, spitted and polished and marched and took time to qualify on the range. In the fullness of time he became the armed climbing ranger at Yosemite.
This elevation has given rise to endless questioning from family members not used to having a law enforcement officer in their midst. And furthermore, has created a new bond between myself, the dispatcher, and himself, gun toting lawman. He talks about traffic stops and citations, about the more bizarre aspects of ending up in Law Enforcement. His wife finds it onerous sometimes, "We had a mizzy thing in the closet for the longest time," she said with disdain oozing from her lips, "but finally he got a gun safe at the office." He lit up "It was an M-16, a veteran of the Vietnam War," he said reverently and it was in his closet paired with a Park Service issued shotgun. "The M-16 had a strong spring in the magazine, and all you had to do was touch it and it would release with a loud bang." He laughed at the memory of his wife leaping like a startled gazelle. Nephew #1, his older brother is by contrast a house husband, married to a nurse and raising two small children with all the humor of a man at peace with himself. Where his brother fools with guns, he messes with diapers (Clean, unused ones I might add):
It has been no secret Nephew #1 wanted all his life to have a family and home and a future in Asheville. It's where he grew up and where he mountain bikes and worked for years as a valued employee of a major bicycle manufacturer, Trek. He achieved his goals in linear fashion, never wanting to trot the globe or wander far from his home, though he did live in California with my wife and I for a few short months before giving it up as a bad job . His younger brother wants a home in Santa Cruz, our old home town, to live in when he retires from his Park Service subsidized home in Yosemite. Two worlds far apart, two Quaker brothers different in so many respects yet closer than one might think. How odd it is to see the same kids become men and on such different paths, which is I suppose the story of growing old. Both gun less, and child free, in my case, thankfully on both counts. Saturday, January 3, 2009
Big Pine Wilderness
It's winter and that means it's time to go and look for mud holes in the back country. I found a good one on Big Pine. I came out this way earlier last year one evening and found this wide open space far in back of the Blue Hole (subject of an earlier essay). At the time I had to get home but I promised myself a return visit to this area.
So I took the long straight back streets through the rural subdivision and found myself on Tampa Street, not overly populated as can be seen in the foregoing picture, and which dead ends into a fixed barrier:
It was cool sunny blusterous winter day, perfect for a walk so that was what I did:
This open space is one of those oddities which I seem to stumble across all too often in the Lower Keys. It sort of appears to be a possible development that didn't get very far. There's a road:
Which sinks into a depression and becomes a mud hole:
And there are those funny little ditches cut into the limestone and were to be used to house mosquito larvae eating fish and have sunk into disuse:
Unlike the Upper and Middle Keys where the islands tend to be smaller and more built up (Key Largo, closest to the mainland is the exception as it is the largest island in the entire chain), the Lower Keys, those islands south of the seven mile bridge, seem to revel in their undeveloped open spaces. There are roads built and abandoned, developments planned and forgotten like this area where there's a huge pit nicely squared off with no visible purpose whatsoever:
One can only imagine it might make a superb swimming pool in the summer assuming there are no carnivores in residence...though certainly on its muddier shore I saw evidence of human predators. And you'd need an all terrain vehicle in this place:
I am not fond of tramping through mud so I back tracked and found my way to the drier side of the hole, a scrubby, rocky vague sort of apology for a path:
I would make a dreadful botanist as I can't remember the name of almost anything and I'm pretty sure I've seen a name tag on this bush at Fort Zachary State Park (I take a walk there from time to time to refresh my memory), but all I could think was that this tree reminded me of the walnut saplings I used to see in the Italy of my youth:
I also saw a couple of birds goofing off in the pale winter sunshine:
I zoomed the second picture to forty times magnification (!) but i couldn't figure out what he was doing perched uncomfortably in the mangroves. It was probably very sensible behavior but it looked odd from a distance. My behavior was actually pretty daft too, the walk on the pebbles was awkward and there was bugger all to see except a bunch of dead mangrove roots:
So I gave it up for a bad job and buggered off home to a book and a cup of tea. At least I tried.Friday, January 2, 2009
The Wasteland

I had had enough, frankly, of the mainland; too much traffic, too many people and too much chaos. "I don't think we're suited to this life anymore," my wife remarked as we sat in gridlock on the interstate. I was about fit to be tied after six hours of stop and go horsing about on the highway, so I didn't find her conclusions to be the least bit out of line.It was in this frame of mind that I took off on foot across Overseas Market, the shopping area around Winn Dixie where I found this sign of the times:
My wife tells me her high school students don't even know what payphones are anymore, and I'm sick to death of hearing about Noel's new iPhone. He's 25 and is ecstatic about a phone that downloads the Internet and plays music and games and God knows what else. I am starting to miss the simpler era of coin phones and no instant communications at all. I am getting arterio-sclerotic I think. But, despite all my gloomy ruminations on communications, I was delighted to be home so the wreckage in the rear of Key Plaza, the shopping center next to Overseas Market did nothing to dampen my mood. Even the long abandoned Tunnel drive through convenience store was looking good in the sun:
There used to be a U-haul and propane store in the grassy area which is now flourishing unimpeded in the open. Chickens are enjoying the grass too:
I was pretty much taking pictures at random when it occurred to me that J Alfred Prufrock might feel at home in this wilderness with his love song. Or that other great work by Eliot, The Wasteland had been required reading when I was a kid who didn't much appreciate poetry, or the genius of T.S. Eliot. I look back and feel my English Literature classes were a waste but then I looked around the loading dock at Albertsons and perhaps, I thought to myself it wasn't all wasted if this disaster area gives me poetic inspiration...
What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water.
And out there in the parking lot was an old float abandoned presumably following Fantasy Fest:
And I suppose it is a bit of a stretch to compare this papier mache construction with Madame Sostris, Eliot's tarot card reader, but the comparison I could not shake from my mind.
Here, said she,
Is your card, the drowned Phoenician Sailor,
(Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!)
Here is Belladonna, the Lady of the Rocks,
The lady of situations.
Here is the man with three staves, and here the Wheel,
And here is the one-eyed merchant, and this card,
Which is blank, is something he carries on his back,
Which I am forbidden to see.
Then, more prosaically I saw some graffiti lining the top of the Albertson's building and I thought to myself: How did they get up there? Up the fire escape ladder I suppose, and left their mark with some verve:
This is Key West's light industrial slum, the place where the trucks come and drop off food and toilet paper and local homeless people gather to pass the time of day. At first I thought this dude was an employee dithering around under the professional building. Later I saw him, pack on back wandering up Kennedy Drive.
And other people who need to get across New Town take the winding path between shopping centers:

This isn't the place where one would come to be a tourist, or to seek out old historic Key West. This is the useful part of the city, rusty but useful:



There was a trolley of some sort, carefully chained to the railings near the loading dock:
And the ubiquitous abandoned shopping carts all lined up by successive shoppers:
And would it have been worth it, after all,
Would it have been worth while,
After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,
After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor—
And this, and so much more?—
It is impossible to say just what I mean!
But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen:
Would it have been worth while
If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,
And turning toward the window, should say:
“That is not it at all,
That is not what I meant, at all.”
But enough of this nonsense and nonsensical verse, The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock. I can see across Kennedy Drive the flag flying high above the baseball field and I am looking forward to the season starting up again. Conchs love their baseball and it's time I took my camera and checked out some of the games.
I am glad to be home. It puts me in the mood for poetry.