Sunday, October 27, 2013

Waiting For Godot In A Small Town

By the time you read this the metaphorical fat lady will either soon be singing, or will be finishing up her mythical song at the Tea Dance at La Te Da's on Duval Street. It's the final event in the Fantasy Fest schedule and after tonight the city can revert to proper Fall torpor.

Cheyenne and I were walking Elizabeth Street early on Friday when we were passed by a truck. Which then stopped. The driver got out and went into a house. We stomped steadily up the street. I have no telephoto lense to speak off so imagine how close we were to the top of the hill when I heard the truck door slam and I turned to see the driver back behind the wheel.

That sort of "island time mon" mentality is either charming or frustrating depending on how much of a hurry you are in. Personally it's one more reason to ride two wheels in these small lanes. Check out how picturesque these lanes can be!

These kinds of homes are monstrous expensive rather than picturesque but still...

I rejoice that soon the Halloween season will be over. Of course that means Christmas will be upon us, though for all I know it could be that they are selling stuff for that season already. I am not a shopper.

I thought this was one of the better pictures I have taken of Duval Street, a street that never seems to translate well into photograph. Perhaps it is imbued with too many images of it's own as Key West's most famous thoroughfare. Here from Angela as I recall looking north, devoid of humanity at an ungodly hour of the morning.

A pink party below of dead Conchs lined up for inspection. Probably they come from either a Chinese factory like so much else these days or more likely from some country where rules are less strict than ours where Conch are badly endangered. Perhaps Honduras which makes the purchase of these things even more odd than otherwise. I can hardly imagine a. New York apartment decked out in polished Honduran conch.

The cold front has dried up puddles so Cheyenne has been reduced to drinking from proper bowls put out by kindly businesses. In this case near Cowboy Bills. It used to house Salsa Loca but they have moved to Petronia Street.

She found another bowl at the Green Parrot and she lapped that one up too. The vet checked her put this summer and said she is in splendid health. She eats like a horse but only when she is hungry, she sleeps like the dead releasing huge rippling snores across the bamboo floor where she prefers to sleep for some reason. She loves her walks and now that it is cooling off Cheyenne is getting active again. I let her chae scents, scrounge scraps and drink from puddles in defiance of all proper norms yet she thrives.

The Honda shop has moved to White Street but this place is still looking like an evacuated motorcycle dealer's shop. Where the Fantasy Fest porta potties line the sidewalk Victor used to park a collection of more or less ramshackle motorcycles awaiting parts or attention or both. He promised to sell the building but one can only imagine how much a barn that size would be worth in his eyes.

And there nearby I saw a Harley hard tail chopper, mildly chopped. It looked quite crisp and tidy to my eyes though a lack of rear suspension makes a motorcycle a non starter in my pansy opinion, even if it looks good.

After an hour and a half of chasing her tail Cheyenne finally found a puddle and sat in it.

Some party goer lost his mask, emblematic of the rotors of party going at this time of year.

And Cheyenne found a hard crusty bagel to crunch on. She declined to share.

I figure if scrounged food is working for her...it probably wouldn't taste so good to me. And below we see little known Simonton Lane. Key West Diary: Simonton Lane

And this house appeals to me. In a town boasting the largest collection of historical wooden homes this square concrete slice of modernity jars. Anywhere else I expect it would barely be noticed but in Old Town Key West it is more unique than rare.

And on the subject of rare if not unique porn actor Ron Jeremy told the Citizen newspaper a female star of the same silver screen decided to have sex with a passenger on her way to. Miami from Los Angeles by plane. She was reportedly so intoxicated they had to send a car to Miami so she could appear at an ABC party- anything but clothes. Pornography takes its toll.

For mere mortals contemplating their place in the universe a low wall on Simonton street does the job just fine when they need someplace to sit:

Cheyenne got bored waiting for Godot so we left and thus I have no idea if he finally showed up for them before their beer ran out.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Masquerade March Part 2, Fantasy Fest 2013

From Friday night's Masquerade March, known as the local's parade. More pictures tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Masquerade March Part 1, Fantasy Fest 2013

The King and Queen of Fantasy Fest Stephen Sunday and Diane May raised the most money this year for Aids Help, the beneficiary of all of this madness. They led the Masquerade March down Fleming Street, Friday evening.
The locals' parade known more formally as the Masquerade March starts the Friday evening of Fantasy Fest Week from Frances Street and takes two routes to Duval Street. My wife and I prefer to hang out on Fleming, a narrower more intimate street than Truman Avenue, which is the other route. This year it seems most of our friends chose Truman but we had lots to see and photograph as what is arguably the best part of Fantasy Fest strolled past us at William Street.

The Zombie Bike Parade is gaining massively in popularity but this walk shows off a lot of home brewed costuming talent, not necessarily gory or sexual in nature. It was very mellow and laid back this year, great fun especially as no spectators around us were obnoxiously drunk. That was nice and the costumes were great fun.

The horses were real, and we'll behaved of course, which made the daft buggers shown below all the funnier:

You could argue that the viewing platform shown at the Fleming House is prime viewing but I would disagree. Sure you can look down and see the length and breadth of the crowd, which filled Fleming Street for blocks, but you miss out on getting to dive I to the marchers and get them to pose for your camera.

I actually thoroughly enjoyed this year's march. My phone camera was astonishingly flexible and I enjoyed the ease of focusing and the rich color and texture I got from what were literally snapshots.

The boulevard road works came in for some criticism and it is well deserved. Finally the two way traffic system is back and despite fears of chaos (mine included) the single lane in each direction is working well. It took the contractor long enough to get at least some of the work done and there is one more year of this nonsense to live through before it's finished.

Nudity isn't the theme here, the parade route is outside the Fantasy Zone, which is Duval Street and one block either side on the cross streets. The locals' parade is a place to show off the theme of Fmatasy Fest, this year a celebration of comic books.

Official Fantasy Fest Website - Key West, Florida

Some costumes reflected better known heroes and villains, others went"beyond," whatever that meant.

 

 

 

This one wasn't locally themed but I really am enjoying the TV show Breaking Bad so I appreciated this outfit. I watch the show on netflix so I still don't know how the series ends and I plan to keep it that way until the show appears on Netflix.

I will have several more photo essays from the Locals' Parade over the weekend. For those that find it dull I will also post a regular Key west Diary essay each day. Normal service resumes Monday. I am working all weekend so my ability to see any more of Fantasy Fest has to yield to reality. I have enjoyed this year more than I expected, though I don't go to balls and parties, and my only regret is that I missed the Pet Parade at Casa Marina. I'd never humiliate Cheyenne by dressing her up but I wished I 'd taken pictures of other people's efforts. Anyway there will always be next year...I hope you like these pictures for this year.