Thursday, March 12, 2015

Vespa Tea Break

I am developing the habit of taking a meandering ride in the afternoon, the scooter equivalent of a tea break from doing too much other stuff, a break from dumb bells, dogs, desktop computing, all of it. And deep on the south shore of Sugarloaf Key my Verizon signal fails pretty rapidly leaving me out of touch.
My phone may not work as a communication tool or as a hot spot but the camera keeps clicking away allowing me to play with the Vespa in heat that would stifle my dog, back home sleeping in the air conditioning. Sometimes I feel like the proverbial housewife with a need for some alone time, away from 911, podcast interviews, business letters, schedules and laundry baskets. The Vespa forces me to slow down, to baby the new piston, as this old style engine requires a gentle prolonged break in period.
I am forced to slow down and look at the cracks in the pavement, to think about how hot the sun is on a March afternoon, not yet Spring. It feels like summer in a sensible part of the world, but here because there is no humidity and a cool undercurrent of air it must be Winter. Setting the Vespa on its stand and standing on the foot boards I am a child again, seeking a new perspective, looking down from a great height.
Compared to the serious, frowning skater I feel like I am breaking the sound barrier as I putt-putt past at 40 kilometers an hour (24 mph). The speedometer on my Canadian model P200 is in Canadian miles per hour, rebuilt in California and by my GPS extremely accurate if you can translate kilometers to miles. I can as I grew up in both currencies and metric holds no secrets.
The skater slipped into my rear view mirrors and my misspent youth came back to me, the smell of the rubber floor mat the distinctive puttering of the two stroke motor and the clunk of the gear shifts; I was doing this in the summer of 1970 on the little orange Vespa 50 my mother bought me. She loved motorcycles and wanted me to grow into a rider. She let me ride all over the back roads near our home even though I was two years too young to be legal on the roads. I look back at that mad period in light of the modern obsession with being afraid and I am grateful that shortly before she died she showed me the way. And while I was being grateful I checked out the charming disregard for No Parking signs shown by the winter visitors. Were they to get a ticket I would expect a very indignant call at work from some annoyed tourist busy telling me they spend too much money in the Keys to be bothered following the rules. One thing I have learned is if you flout the conventions take your punishment like an adult.
Riding in shirt sleeves is a pleasure reserved for the foolish in our modern circumscribed safety world. Sometime you have to allow yourself to feel the sun on your skin, the wind ruffling your life just a little, immerse yourself in the moment. An old slow Vespa is a way to do that. 35 years of puttering hidden under that sheet metal frame. I wonder sometimes what is in its past, the way I look at Cheyenne and wonder what was in her past before the abandonment at the SPCA pound on Stock Island. The watery flats of Sugarloaf Key:
On the Overseas Highway I have no particular place to be other than at home to meet the wife back from work so I can stop and admire the view from time to time, get out of the traffic flow that finds my 50 miles per hour (80 kilometers) too slow in a 45 mph (70 kilometer) zone because I have surrendered my man card and elected to take to the road on a motorized shopping cart. So I pull over to admire the water and take a picture:
Time to get home and break out the teapot.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Feeling Feisty

I am annoyed, I will cop to that. Friends have been to the new place on Grinnell called Backspace and they were utterly unimpressed. The service they said was lousy, the food uninspired and the writer's schtick not at all inspiring. It's annoying that a bar makes more of the city's literary heritage than the city itself, but this is a bar with no draft beer and it has replaced my favorite watering hole, Finnegan's Wake. That just rubs salt into my over sized wound. 
Then there's the mysterious case of what the hell happened at Paseo one fine day? This place opened to rave reviews in Key West with a  genuinely interesting menu without the cute naming process and now its name has changed and its calling itself Bien. Which means "good" in French or something else in some other tongue - who knows? Whats even more weird is the menu boards are still Paseo's which is good as the food is excellent and the parking is still signposted for the old place...trust me to spot that anomaly.
There was a story in the paper a while back that a dispute in Seattle where the two other Paseo's used to exist shut them down. This lot said no problem we are here to stay. Jolly good, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and now they are called Bien. They are part of a whole group of small food truck sized eateries around town that offer quality food at relatively low prices, Badboy Burrito, Cayo, White Street Station, Paseo or Bien, Garbo's behind the Grunts Bar on Caroline and the old time Cuban sandwich shops among which we now add Cuban Coffee Queen. One day I will do a sandwich crawl and it will be led by my dog.
Keys Energy is getting a reconstructed headquarters on James Street and I took this picture below of the non-sidewalk Cheyenne insisted on leading me down. She's like the honey badger, she doesn't give  a  shit the sidewalk is closed she just walks down it anyway. And there in the background is the spruced up building hosing the bar called Backspace. There's a place in hell for those responsible for closing Finnegan's.  
I abhor this trend of sticking mileage charts on the back window of cars. Apparently I am not alone in thinking that marathon runners should shut up and run (I told I was feeling feisty). The sooner all these fitness freaks go back up north and take their public displays of butchness with them, the better off we will all be. Actually I don't mind people torturing themselves, I just don't want it to become compulsory for me I. Don't. Run. Good way to say it.
You see a couple talking like this over a fence and phrases like young love....time immemorial ...making a   date flitter through your mind. Most likely she had a blocked pipe and was trying to get a  plumber to show up.
Talking of plumbers my Trainee at work grew up in a family of Key West plumbers. I have noticed that some Conch (pro: "konk") kids seem to veer away from the family business and prefer to become wage slaves in the public utilities or in direct government jobs. My Trainee spent three years helping out in the family business doing plumbing work off and on, as he put it. But he learned to loathe house calls he said. I never really thought about it much but you are at your client's mercy. He told me the story of his cousin who had to go under a house after alerting the occupant not to flush because he was going to break the outflow pipe. Sure enough the home owner flushed at the critical moment and my Trainee was put off plumbing for life as his cousin wiggled out from under the house covered in fresh excrement and wet toilet paper, collected his tools never to return to finish the job. Better to be a  nice clean dispatcher I suppose. I have stopped envying plumbers their trade since I heard that story. Iam content to be in an office chair all night in an air conditioned office. 
In closing I saw this kid getting a  ride to school one recent morning. I have to force myself to remember that not every school child gets a ride to school on his or her Dad's utility bike in this SUV littered land. Small moments in  the day that remind us why Key West operates in its own reality. Toilets though work pretty much the same as everywhere else.

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Seahorse Trailer Park

I find it rather sad to see a telephone number promoting inquiries about the availability of lot spaces at Seahorse Trailer Park in Big Pine Key.
On the first day of this year the Key West Citizen reported  that last Christmas the residents of this park were given two month eviction notices.
And here it is, more affordable housing, as cruddy as it is, cleared out to make way for more costly developments. The estimated  50 people who used to live here were made homeless so the living units could be used to build hotel units on Stock Island at the harbor yacht club. 
Under the Rate of Growth ordinance, enacted to protect the fragile ecosystem of the Florida Keys development is supposed to be kept in check by a system of permits, which system ends up being used to maneuver end runs that replace living space with vacation space. 
So one family trailer here equals in the developers' minds one hotel room elsewhere in the county, in a place that will be more lucrative, close to the water or close to attractions. Out here working people lived and retired and spent their money, enjoying the same weather the rest of us enjoy..
And now it's done. Ironically county officials sanctimoniously told the newspaper these were lots zoned for recreational vehicle use, not as permanent residences. The reality in a county this expensive is that people live where they can, in boats, RVs, sheds, lofts and sometimes the mangroves.
Families lived here, Spanish speaking ones too and they never bothered me or my dog. We walked through, said hello, and they left me and Cheyenne and my pink Crocs alone.  When we lived on Ramrod Key, closer than Cudjoe Key where we live now, I used to come here quite often and walk the early hours. 
Cheyenne liked it because there were lots of smells here, food particles, trash, outdoor living, quiet streets that suited her gentle pace.
I don't suppose there was anything anyone could do, it's a trend in the Keys where outsiders will pay huge sums to buy houses they rarely even occupy. Trailer parks are getting torn up everywhere. The Spottswoods evicted 85  families a few years ago from  a  Key Largo trailer park. The Catholic diocese shut  down the Simonton Court Trailer Park in Key West last year.
Some people wonder who will do the carrying and lifting and cleaning for the idle classes in Key West and I suppose dormitory housing and imported labor will meet requirements. As it is the Middle and Upper Keys (all the islands north of the Seven Mile Bridge) get some of their labor from Homestead and Florida City where the laborers board buses at ungodly hours of the morning and ride hours to work. 
 You can see it in Key West too, the outflow of workers, when at eight o'clock in the morning Stock Island gets crammed with lines of cars struggling to get to work in Key West.  These days its a privilege to live in the city if you earn your living there.
Affordable housing has been on everyone's verbal agenda for years, decades perhaps, but in a world where government intervention is abhorred there's not much you can do when the one percent evince no interest in the topic at all.
Modular homes on stilts are going up across the street, nice clean and sterile, heavy white gravel killing any chance at individuality. You'd be lucky to buy 1200 square feet on stilts for $350,000 even this far from the water. Affordable housing in Key West for qualified workers starts at $250,000 in an effort to offer housing hope to public workers.
 Meanwhile across the street the mailboxes are emptying out and the residents are going elsewhere.
Up North is the retreat of last resort.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Tennessee Williams In Key West

My biggest disappointment about the new display about the playwright's life in Key West was that I didn't allow nearly enough time to explore it properly. My phone pinged announcing my lunch appointment was on the way and I had to beat a retreat. This exhibition is free (they take donations of course) and it's at the Key West Business Guild at 513 Truman, so unless you are riding a Vespa, ahem, parking is non existent.
The displays are well presented, full of information with pictures and include a video that I wanted to sit down and watch. Gore Vidal is interviewed, I saw him and wanted to listen but I was on my way out the door. Grr!
The location may come as a surprise considering the numbers of arenas that hold these kinds of events around Key West but it's not the first time they have shown something worth seeing. I've heard the Guild described as Key West's "Gay Chamber of Commerce" which as far as I know fits the bill, but they are also a resource center for visitors looking for gay Key West. I'm not gay and I don't run a business here so my encounters with the Guild are limited to this sort of visit.
Thomas Lanier Williams III was born in Mississippi March 26th 1911, which explains why this month was chosen for this exhibition. He was gay which explains the location and he loved Key West which over the course of time has become a mutual attraction. Tennessee Williams' life in Key West epitomizes what we all tend to seek here at the end of the road, freedom from judgement, time to be yourself, and purpose expressed through art. He had a little house, he had a swimming pool and he had love and friendship. Pretty cool, huh?
The thing is, Tennessee Williams just wasn't as cool as Ernest Hemingway and I wonder about that. Hemingway was an alcoholic essentially, a womanizer, he killed large animals for fun and he wrote in a style I find difficult to digest. I've heard it suggested that Key West loves Hemingway because he was a manly man. Tennessee Williams not to put too fine a point on it was a poof.
His plays, which only received acclaim after a decade of obscurity and struggle, deal with profound issues, deeply adult stories about the sort of family he grew up in, messed up and unbearable. Considering Mississippi today, one has to wonder what a young gay man would have suffered there 80 years ago. Key West was paradise indeed.
This man suffered for his art and put his suffering down on stage for all to see. I find his story compelling for he wrote as an outsider, without bluster. He also fell deeply in love, a man he lost to cancer, a loss that seemed to derail him.
Through all those years the honors piled up and they are listed and displayed here. There is a ton of stuff to read, to absorb. Key West was of course too small a cockpit for his over sized drama to play out on, so as it happens of course his connection to Key West waxed and waned.
But its clear from these pictures he was happy here, he smiles a lot. A while back I went to Oxford Mississippi to see Rowan Oak and I made the mistake of contrasting and comparing William Faulkner to Ernest Hemingway, the two big names of the two small towns. I should have compared the two men from Mississippi, it would have been more interesting. Faulkner ended a nascent friendship with Hemingway by suggesting he did not put much of himself into his writings and therefore he lacked bravery. Which could never be said of Williams who wrote repeatedly about all the worst aspects of his family. Williams was brave all right.
Faulkner, seen from the outside was a dour man, and there is only one picture of him half smiling, check the link above, while here Tennessee Williams was always smiling. Maybe just for the camera maybe just because he wanted to. Reading the clippings he got into small town life, making contributions with money and time, posing for pictures and so forth. Faulkner hid in his forest with his horses. I'd be more like that, but I'd like to have the nerve to be more like the Tennessee Williams of his Key West years.
Williams painted, and I'm no art critic but I am kind of glad he kept his day job, far be it from me to criticize anything about the man. Others did that for me, especially in his later years. He dealt with depression with amphetamines and took sleeping draughts to sleep, and things gradually got worse. His death is shrouded in mystery generally attributed to choking but some say it was some kind of accidental drug overdose. Either way it wasn't a death most of us would seek out, alone in a New York apartment.
Unfortunately for Tennessee Williams the love of his life Frank Merlo, a strapping Italian American ( his last name means "blackbird") died of cancer in 1963 and apparently the playwright lost the man who had been his anchor for the best years if his life. I didn't get to see what they might have about the end of his life and I plan to go back and fill in the missing parts that I did not have time to read. I have read about those last years elsewhere and they weren't good, his talent in decline, recognition evaporating and his health held hostage to his medications..

He died in New York in 1983 and personally I think he'd have done a lot better to live out his years on Duncan Street in Key West. That he was happy here says a lot. This exhibit does that justice.
Folks: one week ago I mentioned the podcasts I have been recording for a producer in New York. The launch was awkward, with Apple delaying their appearance on iTunes for a few days. They have been available for the past week and we have five interviews up now at www.travelandsafety.com/iTunes which page should get you here:
Click the "reviews" box in the middle of the page which will get you here:
And then give it a fine star rating and earn my great thanks. Much appreciated and sorry for the confusion. The engineer has been flogged and deprived of sleep.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Neil Peart's Commute

Following some random motorcycle links on the Web I found this extraordinary story of a 72 year old drummer for the band Rush who likes to ride a motorcycle to work, Neil Peart. I suppose one could forgive him on the grounds he is Canadian, but there again those people are supposed to be calm, sensible and normal. Here's one who isn't and if this doesn't explain why I ride whenever I can (even if goat tracks aren't easily found around here) nothing will. This story with a long explanatory introduction describes perfectly the joy of exploring by motorcycle. 

The link to his website wherein this story lies: Neil Peart Website

[This story was written during our Clockwork Angels European tour in May, 2013, for a British motorcycling weekly. They asked for about 700 words and a photo or two, and I gave them 1,700 words, and eight photos. They said they would run it like that, but took a few liberties—not so much with the text, but perhaps because the story was part of an “adventure touring” issue, they replaced Brutus’s and my iconic U.K. photos with more exotic images from a previous tour in South America.
That’s fine, for their purposes, but not for mine—trying to share an experience as deeply as I can. So I decided to present it here in its original form, which would also fill a gap in the tour’s documentation, before the “Shunpikers in the Shadowlands” story about Continental Europe.
I will retract the British spellings, for consistency (and personal taste), but keep the “cultural references,” for fun.
As recounted elsewhere, while writing this story I consulted an experienced British motorcyclist about whether riders and readers over there would know the word “shunpiking.” He said they wouldn’t, so I redefined it here.
Our previously-informed readers may feel free to skim over that part  . . . ]
Drummer With a Singletrack Mind
On the night of May 29, 2013, Rush drummer Neil Peart will perform with his bandmates, Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee, in front of  6,300 people in Glasgow. That afternoon, Neil commutes to work on his BMW 1200 GS motorcycle, via a muddy singletrack in the Cairngorm Mountains. He tells us why.
Photo by Brutus
Since 1996 I have been traveling on Rush tours by motorcycle, riding to virtually every concert in the United States, Canada, South America, and Europe. Hundreds of shows, tens of thousands of miles, and a million memories — almost all good, and many spectacular, like the American West, the Brazilian rainforest, the Stelvio Pass, and the Yorkshire Dales.
A more-or-less typical example of my touring life would be the U.K. part of our Clockwork Angels tour in May, 2013. Here’s how it works . . .
On a show night, after I have pounded and sweated for about three-and-a-half hours, we reach the last song in the encore — a version of our “Grand Finale” from the 2112 album.
Photo by John Arrowsmith
While the final echo of our burnout ending rings in the arena, and Geddy is still saying a grateful good night to the audience, I bow and wave and run offstage. Through the dark backstage labyrinth, I follow the bobbing blue flashlight beam waved in my direction by the running shadow ahead — Michael, my American riding partner and road manager. He leads me to the bus, and I run onboard. While I change out of my sweaty drumming clothes in the back, driver Malcolm gets underway. My riding partner in Europe (and anywhere outside the U.S. — long story), Brutus, pours me a refreshing measure of The Macallan, and I sit down in T-shirt and towel at the front lounge table, usually browsing through the photos Brutus and I have taken, editing, cropping, and refining my “three star” selection. After a long day of motorcycling and drumming (some days it’s difficult to say which activity was harder), it is an unspectacular, but rewarding time.
After an hour or so, Brutus and I wander off to our berths, while Malcolm pilots the bus through the night, then parks at an agreed-upon dropoff point. After sleeping in a non-moving bus for another few hours, Brutus and I rise painfully early. Ahead of us is always what Brutus calls “a full day.”
On a show day, my mental and physical energies necessarily have to peak at about 11:00 at night, so coming down takes a while. I won’t get to sleep before about 1:00 a.m., and that means the alarm at 7:00 is not always a welcome sound. Still, I raise my tired and aching body (drumming is a serious athletic workout for me, especially as I begin my seventh decade, so it causes some pain), and — here’s an important distinction — I don’t get up against my will, butbecause of it. Stumbling up to the front lounge, I greet Brutus and Malcolm, cut and squeeze some oranges, fix a little cereal with bananas and blueberries, and draw a cup of good strong coffee from the bus’s excellent grinding-and-pouring machine.
That will, that resignation, is only possible because I am powerfully enough motivated for the “full day” ahead.
I define my approach to each day I am given as, “What is the most excellent thing I can do today?” Sometimes, like nearly everyone, the most excellent thing I can do today is go to work, and that is fine. I do love most everything about my job, but it requires being away from home a great deal, and that is not the fantasy it sometimes seems to others. However, the silver lining is that I am free to choose an excellent way to get to work.
That’s where motorcycling comes in. Our bus tows a small trailer holding two BMW 1200 GS motorcycles, and after breakfast, Brutus and I suit up (ATGATT — “all the gear all the time”), layering according to the weather. (We follow the ancient Canadian wisdom, “There’s no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothes.”) Malcolm helps us unload the bikes, and we arrange our luggage (dress-up suits for fancier destinations carefully folded in a suitbag and packed alone in one side-case, so we can look good after arrival — helpful “Roadcraft” technique for upscale bikers).
All Cleaned Up After a Dirty Day
Photo by Brutus
Mounted up, I lead Brutus away into the morning, following his route, carefully researched and designed, on the GPS screen in front of me. Its motorcycle-shaped cursor traces the purple line that squiggles along the smallest roads Brutus can find, through the most scenic parts of Britain.
To our sportier natures, the lightly-traveled B roads of Wales and Scotland are endlessly entertaining, inspiring us to rail through a series of sweeping bends with controlled aggression and technique. That is certainly exciting and fun, but our favorite roads are the little singletracks.
Devon Lane
Photo by Brutus
“Slow Touring,” I call it, like the Slow Food or Slow Blogging movements, emphasizing quality over quantity. Creeping along between the dense hedges and stone walls of Devon or the Cotswolds in first or second gear, dodging sheep and tractors (I call us “hedge-huggers” in country like that), or on a narrow, winding ribbon of pavement laid across the barren Welsh and Scottish mountains (with more sheep), or threading the fells and narrow valleys of the Lake District (dotted ditto), the riding is relaxing, even serene, yet technically demanding. There is definitely an art to riding slowly over dynamic terrain.
On a previous tour, Brutus and I tackled the Wrynose and Hardknott Passes in the Lake District (“Britain’s steepest road”), in teeming rain, and when we had successfully climbed the narrow zigzags of the tightest switchbacks imaginable, I said to Brutus, “That took everything I know.”
Brutus replied, “That took some stuff I didn’t even know yet!”
“The Struggle”
Photo by Brutus
The delightful term “shunpiker” goes back about 500 years, to a time when British roads were lawless, especially at night, prowled by highwaymen and footpads. Villages blockaded their entry roads with a long pole — a pike — stretched across them. Around the same time, toll roads were invented, and a similar pike blocked the way until travelers paid their fee, when the pike would be turned — hence “turnpike.”
In those days, travelers who deliberately avoided toll roads called themselves “shunpikers.” Lately, the term has been adopted by drivers and riders who deliberately avoid all major roads. By nature, Brutus and I are both radical shunpikers, and stay well away from motorways (literally one per cent of our riding, at most), and even A roads — the crowded and potentially deadly hunting grounds of White Van Man, Mondeo Woman, Yellow Vest Man, and marauding gangs of the dreaded Kneepuck Man. (Knee sliders on the public roads? Seriously?)
On the singletracks, other than the sheep, we may encounter an occasional rare specimen of Welly Man, or Landy Man.
In four tours of the U.K. by motorcycle over the past decade or so, Brutus and I have explored hundreds of miles of singletracks, stopping often for photographs. A “full day” does not mean a great distance, because rambling around like that we might average twenty miles per hour — then fetch up at some splendid country hotel Brutus has booked.
Post-ride refreshments mark that most pleasurable time (inspiring one of my stories in Far and Away, “The Hour of Arriving”), then a fine meal (Lord Byron was right: “Much depends upon dinner”) with good wine. We retire early — to catch up on the previous night’s missed sleep, and ready to rise as soon as breakfast is served and get back on the road. 
Early one rainy morning in the tiny Yorkshire village of Ramsgill-in-Nidderdale, I looked out the window of our hotel (“a restaurant with rooms”) at the soggy gray sky, the deep green trees and grass, our dripping-wet motorcycles in the forecourt, and, leading away between the ancient stone buildings, a narrow strip of shiny wet pavement. I smiled to realize that despite the unpromising weather, and the need to get to Sheffield and perform a show, I was actually looking forward to the day’s ride across Yorkshire’s lanes. (And did I mention the sheep?) 
After all these years, all those miles, all those rainy days, and all those sheep — obviously I still love to ride those sweet little singletracks.
Yorkshire Dales
Photo by Brutus
Back in the mid-’90s, Brutus and I took up serious motorcycling at the same time, and soon discovered we shared a preference for a style of travel that didn’t have a name then, but soon became fetishized as “adventure touring.” (See ADV Man.) After thrashing our way to Arctic Canada and around Mexico in our first, more sport-touring BMW models, we each bought the first “oilhead” GSs, the R1100 GS, and promptly shipped them to Europe and made our way down through Austria, Italy, and Sicily to the Sahara in Tunisia, then back through Sardinia and Switzerland.
“Oh yes,” we thought, “this is the way we roll.”
Around that time I began to consider the notion of using my motorcycle not just for adventures, but for “business travel” — riding it between shows on the band’s tours. My bandmates were happy to fly, and I had my own bus with a trailer and a riding partner (in case a mechanical or tire problem interrupted my commute to work, I could commandeer the other bike and get there — but in tribute to the GS’s reliability, careful maintenance, and good fortune, that has never happened).
[Fateful words — see “It’s Not Over When It’s Over.”]
Since then, with Brutus or Michael, and sometimes both, I have ridden tens of thousands of miles of backroads, adopting the motto, “The best roads are the ones no one travels unless they live on them.”
Better yet, and infinitely more rare, are the roads no one even lives on (except millions of sheep) — like around Britain’s fantastic national parks.
The Trossachs, Scotland
Photo by Brutus
However, one thing that puzzles Brutus and me while we’re riding these wiggly singletracks and serene country lanes is that we never — but never — encounter other motorcyclists.
We agree that, all things considered, that is for the best. Those little lanes are messy and unpleasant, often rainy, and quite possibly dangerous. Terrible, really. Not scenic or anything. And there are all those sheep.
We strongly advise other riders to keep far, far away from those nasty little British singletracks. Trust us, they are not at all fun, and we’re sure you wouldn’t like them.
Photo by Brutus