Thursday, May 5, 2022

Bard And Alma


The nice  young seƱorita in the office at Maranatha just north of La Paz asked if we'd like to pay for our “dry camp” spot (no power/water/sewer services) with 300 pesos or sixteen dollars. Dollars? who expects to use a foreign currency a thousand road miles from the border?
It's a full service RV park in the US style with games for snowbirds to play as they while away the winter with their stationary road machines. Personally I'd rather spend the winter as we did, a few nights here and there exploring cities and mountains and beaches all over Mexico but we were in the home of the people who decorate playground rides with Biblical quotations. It is the Maranatha RV Park after all!
I enjoyed the WiFi but was glad to get on the road.  We had directions to meet an American resident in a suburb of La Paz. Layne had been persistent in following up with Bard after we met him on the beach and when he said he was sorry he’d missed us I saw the disappointment in Layne’s face and was pushed to suggest we meet him at his home. 
“It’s the round house,” he messaged Layne. “You can’t miss it.”  I hate people sho say I can’t miss it because I’m the one seeker who  can easily miss anything, any house …
The home above is not Bard’s round house but a building typical of his neighborhood. I couldn’t miss the round house, he was right because it is round:

Let me make it clear neither Layne nor I are interested at this stage in our retirement journey in settling down but we both really liked the place Bard, formerly of Pagosa Springs, Colorado has bought this place on a hill outside La Paz. 
Bard is retired but Alma isn’t and she works as a realtor in La Paz. She has one adult daughter but Alma lives a very independent life. Bard makes no bones about being pushed out of fashionable Colorado by gentrification and steeply rising costs, a feature of all our lives and he lives in Mexico to save money and with a slowly increasing appreciation for the way of life in laid back Baja.  

Rusty likes home living and he settled down to cool tiles and shady arbors wherever he could find them. Bard’s neighbor is a bigwig in local politics which has its good and its bad. Florentino has two large German shepherds that bark all the time. Rusty was quite put off by two big slavering snouts telling him off from their side of the chicken wire. 

Bard and I drove to Walmart for picnic supplies and steaks for the grill and he told me about the extravagant parties Florentino gives to his well connected friends. The smells of cooking float over the fence and we hoped our grilling efforts might tantalize him in turn. We bought ceviche too, quite delicious:

Notice the rope. Social distancing and masks are taken seriously in Mexico. The ceviche seller dunked Bard’s 200 peso bill in a glass of bleached water while holding it in a gloved hand. “They have a clothesline in back with drying money pegged to it,” he told me. Covid has killed a lot of people and businesses in Mexico. 

We ate a steak dinner with baked potatoes and grilled onions and asparagus and drank too much and talked the night away. Florentino’s influence brought water to Bard’s  street where previously he had to order water to fill his cistern with truck deliveries. On asking to be plugged in to the new water line no one at the utility knew anything about it apparently. Florentino wasn’t into ordering water by truck so someone at the utility got the job done in a hurry! 

The idea was to spend a night up the coast, Bard and Alma alongside us in their minivan. Bard knew of a place on the Pacific Coast not far out of La Paz where we could drive a paved side road to a collective farm (“Ejido”) which has a very nice access road, above. From there we took a dirt road for thirty minutes down to the beach. 

This would be a different coast to Baja, the surfing zone where waters are rough, winds are cold, and beaches are endless.

The pavement ran out 15 miles from Highway One, the main road up the peninsula. The dirt road that followed was sandy and with some washboard but it was well used and the base was solid, hard packed sand. I was confident we wouldn’t get stuck. We’ve been doing quite a lot of dirt roads in Mexico. 

The saguaro cactus was everywhere as we wound our way down to Playa Cedros and the endless expanse of sand. It was lovely. 

Unlike the Sea of Cortez beaches this place wasn’t burning hot in the middle of the day, the breezes blew and the sand, though hot to the touch didn’t seem quite so Scandinavia underfoot. Swimming was out of the question but Alma and Bard didn’t seem to mind. 

We weren’t alone even though we felt like we were. 

Someone out fishing off the point:

We took the sand road down to the beach and stopped where the sand got soft and yielding. There wasn’t much science to it!

There was lots of shade for his Lordship. 

And much to explore when he felt inclined. Total lack of freedom for Rusty will be hard to get used to back in the States. 

We only met the woman from the travel trailer. She was Mexican corralling five dogs and kudos to her for their rescue. Rusty wasn’t happy to see the pack descending on him so I never got to talk to her. I fear if I lived in Mexico I’d drive Layne and Rusty mad by reducing too many dogs. 

Incidentally there was a dirt race taking place that weekend, a smaller version of the Baja 1000 that runs north to south down the entire peninsula. Consequently there were crowds of people and tents all along the horizon. At random unpredictable times motorcycles or cars roared into sight, kicked up a cloud of dust and disappeared. 

I sat out alongside the course for a bit but saw nothing more inspiring than a support vehicle bouncing down the road alongside the course. 

I also spoke to some spectators but they knew nothing of the schedule and I found the young men somewhat unpleasant as they tried to embarrass me to gain approval from the young women. I fear I gave as good as I got but I expect they scored anyway. Unfortunately. 


It was a cold Pacific night in every respect reminiscent of why I got tired of beach life when I lived in Santa Cruz. Alma and Bard went to bed at sundown in an effort to get out of the wind. Layne and I found GANNET2 Weill insulated of course to be quite comfortable as a wind refuge. Layne cooked sausages  and onions with rice for dinner and we ate a flat Mexican pastry dessert filled with chopped nuts for pudding.  So the actual amount of suffering was limited to being cold. I enjoyed snuggling into our bed linens. Often we lie on the cover sheet when it’s hot but it was a treat to sleep in the desert cold. 



















It was time to go. We went north and they went south. You could say back to reality and I’m okay with that. I like my reality. 

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Puerto Escondido.

On the beach in Baja with no signal. 
Except when I climb a mountain. 

Normal service will resume when we get back to civilization in a couple of days. Van life is the bomb. (I think that’s what youngsters used to say). 

Sunday, May 1, 2022

A Baja Moment Of Madness

 After our appalling fly encounter we decided to leave the area of La Paz. First because we are explorers we drove up the coast road to the village of San Juan where the asphalt ends.

We might just as easily have been in Big Bend National park it was such a beautiful drive, with the bonus of flat tidal salt water alongside.
Above you see the ultra modern desalinization plant turning seawater into drinking water, all our futures probably as fresh water runs out. 
The town is a bunch of identical breeze block homes clinging to a hillside for the convenience of the mine. Busloads of workers drive up the road in the morning and go home at night  along the beautifully paved road.
Beyond the town the road turns to gravel and washboard and eventually sand and rocks apparently if you are determined to reach the fishing village of San Evaristo miles from anywhere. Then you have to drive back. Until I realized it was an out-and-back proposition I had half an idea to give it a try for the experience. I gave that up after one look at the Admiral.
We drove back to the main road, filled up with Pemex gas and took off up Highway One the main road up the spine of Baja California. 
I'm not sure why we decided to leave La Paz after such brief acquaintance and sometimes things are just like that in your head. I think we both wanted to get on with exploring Baja and finding the good and that involves swimming so off we went.
The irony was we had to go away from the water to get to a beach. The road is in excellent shape and it is being repaved a bit at a time. The shoulder comes and goes and some stretches are narrow which freak out frequent posters on travel forums about this place. I found it easy and fast, 60 miles per hour was a comfortable speed.
The countryside was high plains desert, hills in the distance, saguaro as far as the eye can see and a continuous fence along the highway reminding me of Texas' obsession with keeping open space private.
There were almost no topes (yay!) but that's because there is very little human habitation along the highway.
We saw camper vans, RVs and expensive CanAm trikes on the highway, not the usual mainland 150cc utility motorcycles of the locals. We saw this guy coasting downhill in 104 degree heat. I prefer Van living thanks.
Eventually we arrived at Ciudad Constitucion, about 100 miles north of La Paz. It was around five o'clock and we could have gone further but there was a campground listed on iOverlander with a swimming pool so we pulled in. There was no on there. We wandered around, chose a spot and parked. We had arrived.
We had seen one operational Pemex gas station already between the two cities so I doubt we drove fifty miles without gas. In the US you will see Awful Warning signs "No Services Next City Miles" and these kinds of warnings persist on travel forums about Baja where newbies are advised to bring gas cans and two spare wheels and I don't know what.
I suppose if you are going to disappear up arroyos and cross the peninsula on barely discernible rocky tracks its all good advice.
But my point is if you are going off-roading you already should know what precautions to take in the event you get stuck or break down. For people like us sticking to asphalt with occasional forays onto well traveled hard packed trails the idea that Baja travel is some kind of wild frontier is absurd.
We spent a night at Misiones RV Park in Ciudad Constitucion, a dusty slightly run down place with a lovely pool and irritatingly weak WiFi. We met Glen a resident of a surfing town on the Pacific Coast these past 17 years. He was taking his travel trailer home after a vacation in the south and we talked about life in Mexico as we sat in cool water up to our necks.  Gannet 2 with the overly friendly campground dog:
Layne got a message from a friendly American resident we'd met on the beach at El Califin. She looked gloomy saying she was sorry we'd missed him.

"Why don't we go back?" I said brightly. Why not? It's only a hundred miles and we'd do more than that to go to Miami from home.






So after just one night "on the road" we piled aboard Gannet 2 on a whim at lunch time and drove back to La Paz for a lunch date Friday with Bard and his Mexican girlfriend. This should be interesting.