Friday, March 1, 2024

Bucaramanga

We got up late at the truck stop in the village of El Playon, it was nearly eight am and all the trucks had left. Layne made me tea, I walked Rusty and soon enough we were on the road to the big city of Bucaramanga 90 minutes away through the mountains. 

It turned into a long slow march up hill and down dale following lines of cars stuck behind slow moving trucks.

We stopped for a “tinto” a small plastic cup of Colombian coffee sweetened and black like a large espresso. And our roadside barista said “good morning” and was delighted to practice his English. He doesn’t see many Americans on the road as the foreigners are mostly Germans in their campers. 

And then we had our scare when the little red “brake” warning light came on. Not again! We fixed this in Panama with the application of time and money and lots of it. We came into town tight lipped and slightly worried, I can’t lie. Well I shrugged we might as well get to the dealer where they’ll laugh at us but maybe we can persuade them…faint hope. 

Prepare to have your mind blown. We drove into the RAM/Jeep/Fiat dealer expecting the worst and hoping for the best. They took the van instantly, gave us coffee and a comfortable place to sit and came back half an hour later. Remember they’ve never seen a Promaster which isn’t sold south of Mexico. 

The service adviser at Motoreste told us we were good to go. The brakes are fine and the only problem is a broken wear sensor on the left rear wheel. He smiled hugely, shook our hands as we stood there like dummies and charged us absolutely nothing at all, so they waved us out. Imagine getting that service in a US dealership on a vehicle driven through their gate. I was stunned and delighted. Layne was grumpy wishing the time spent in Panana could have ended with no issues at all. But here we are, still rolling! 

It’s tax time even for nomads and Layne was on the phone sorting out the paperwork with our mailing service so I took Rusty for an urban walk. It’s this time of year when I know that if I outlive Layne my life will spin into bureaucratic chaos. I try not to think about it. 

Layne wanted to check out the modern art museum and Rusty needed a nap. Perfect timing. 

I won’t vote you with the details as we got the privilege of seeing the works of artists strictly local in a town not known outside this country. The problem for us was the lack of context as we know nothing about the local art scene and the cultural influences on the artists and the  museum didn’t enlighten us. 

Had I a wall in a house I’d have wanted this painting below. The spheres, the shading, the expression hinted at under the vein, it all caught my eye and then my mind. No idea who the artist is, not do I care as I doubt I shall be back but this place left its mark on me. 

Bucaramanga is the physical expression of Colombia’s struggle with tourism. This country is full of the magic expressed by Garcia Marquez but they have no clue how to invite foreigners in. I find the absence of tourist infrastructure charming as it makes me feel like a pioneer but I feel bad for the people who could be living better by lives thanks to an influx of foreign money. 

Colombians are lovely most of them
And they have a gentle curiousity that is charming as we shall show you. Consider this, Bucaramanga is a city of 600,000 known for its production of footwear and clothing. 

There is no airport here, imagine that. The city is locked away in the mountains hours from Medellin and Bogotá, a provincial capital tucked out of sight and looking in on itself. 

There are no foreigners here, no one speaks English though when asked, shyly, we switch to English to help them so they can hope to participate. They know English is the language of business and tourism and the future. 

This house was built after World War One and from what we could gather it became a hotbed of intellectual rebellion and artistic expression. 








I’d like to know the gossip of this town, the provincial stories of novels written about places not otherwise noticed. Bucaramanga hasn’t made into that list yet. 





They see us come and go and walk Rusty and they come by and stare at our license plate and glance up and I say hi! And they marvel that we live in such a small space and oddly we feel accepted. 

We are t more real than the ubiquitous telephone but we are a close second for some passersby.  

Layne got some empanadas for dinner and she came back remarking how friendly everyone was and how they encouraged her to try different flavors and they waited patiently while she chose. So different from Panama we find. I met a man pushing a child in a stroller in small circles waiting for his wife. He plays in a band and has toured the US including Florida. Now he lives in Spain and goes on tour. His family lives in Bucaramanga and he comes back to visit. You never know who you’ll meet on the streets! 

You know I said no one does is English? This young mother dies, fluently. Her children thought ours was a Barbie car and they wanted to see it. 

There is a hunger to know things they don’t know. In a way it reminds me of journeys I made behind the Iron Curtain in my youth when strangers wanted to know about the world outside. 

We drove up the hill to one of the many parks that litter this hilly secluded city. We walked a little way and Rusty, exhausted by his day walking the city, laid down in the long lush grass. 

Dog walkers, lovers, families, unaccompanied teens with picnic baskets, loners with headphones, they were all there. Sadly the sunset wasn’t. 

The sky was hazy and the sun went down on a blaze of nothing. Oh well. Layne bought a skewer with meat and sausage grilled on a hibachi at the entrance gate and put the empanadas in the fridge. 

The police who guard the park 24 hours told us it was fine to park on the street round the corner just like this. I got to talking with the security guard on the street and he marveled at our life. His youngest daughter is leaving home Wednesday to go to a Poland to start a new life which makes him sad. He told us it was fine to stay and sleep well. So we did. 



Thursday, February 29, 2024

Birthing Gabriel


In English the greatest writer produced by Colombia would be known as Gabriel Garcia, because that was his father’s last name. In Latin America you get two last names so Gabriel Garcia Marquez got his mother’s last name as well. And all three names together identify one single man born in Aracataca in 1927 who was exiled for his political beliefs and died in Mexico City in 2014. So he gets claimed by both countries but he was only born in one. 

There were two Colombian families waiting for the gate to open at nine and we all trooped in. The house is a reproduction of the original which was burned and knocked down in its life but the museum/home tells the story of the town through the writer’s eyes. The writer was raised by his mother’s parents as his own father took his mother to Barranquilla in pursuit of a career as a pharmacist. Young Gabriel grew up with the manual laborers, indigenous peasants beneath his grandparents notice, and he says from them he got the basis for his “magical realism” in his writing. 

Aracataca was founded in 1885 and has a population of 40,000. This is not a town that has decided to welcome visitors. There are no signs, we got blank stares when we drove into town as though there was no clue why we would be violating their space. I asked at city hall where the internationally famous house is and the clerk, unsure, had to ask for help. 

Marquez butted heads as a journalist with the policies of his government which called him a communist and the threats that followed sent him abroad. 

I got a Hemingway House vibe touring the buildings, below we see a representation of the shack lived in by the help, the people who actually inspired the writer. 

The guy selling the coffee across the street, at twice the usual price, did the tourist thing and chatted with us while we waited for the gate to open. 

After his walk Rusty waited aboard GANNET2 while we adults walked the house. 

He liked hanging out with the locals.  These three idlers in the main square were ready to chat with us, laughing at the city’s lack of tourism awareness. The coffee was cheaper too. 

Weirdos touring town in a Promaster taking random photos; can’t think why? 

The Liberator got his own statue but weirdly his eyes were picked out. Simon Bolivar took the defacing in his stride. 

Creepy…

One thing I discovered in the museum was that United Fruit was huge in this city. We saw lots of banana plantations on the way into town so I shouldn’t have been surprised but I never thought of United Fruit doing banana business down here. 

By 9:30 we were back in Highway 45 to Bogotá which is a pretty second rate road to be honest. In a couple of years there should be a massive four lane freeway leading to the capital. 

For now it’s a mish mash of rough pavement and smooth new roadway, some four lanes in use and long lines of slow trucks plodding through villages. Google Maps says you’ll average 30 miles CV per hour here and as hard as I tried - not too hard!- that’s what we did over the whole day. 

There are long stretches of new road which we weren’t allowed to drive but the local motorcycles took advantage! 

Colombia is a poor country do you see lots of power, moto taxis dash between cars and I am getting less freaked out as they zip past my hood  but you do see some oddities. 

A main intersection below where you push and shove and try to neither kill nor be killed. 



The Andes are getting bigger and beefier as we drive south and inland. 

Road good! Soft vanilla coated in a chocolate crisp. Very refreshing. 

A pause in our eight hour drive. 

At one point the road veers to the right toward Bogotá and before that happened we crossed paths, completely by chance with our container buddies, Alain from Brazil with his wife and child who passed us in their Vermont registered Jeep Cherokee. They stopped for lunch and we caught them up and exchanged some greetings before we took off again for Bucaramanga and followed the road to the left toward the mountains. 

A gas station stop on a one hundred degree afternoon and we were ready for some altitude.







Road food! Fried pastry stick with guava jam inside. Layne insisted we share one which was sensible. 

Bucaramanga is over 3,000 feet and we got to around 1500 feet which was a start but not enough. 

The vendors here were selling fruit and we jumped in sharing the cash. 

Avocados, mandarins, bananas, limes and a giant mango was not a bad haul as we ripped up and down the mountains. 

We were stopped by a police checkpoint, the only one to flag us down the whole day. We chatted and he ended up giving us some useful tourist tips and demanded no bribes and made no threats. A fist pump and we were on our way to our overnight stop, one more scenic Colombian truck stop. 

A long of driving hot the job done. Layne made a dinner of salad and barbecue pork while the a/ c kept us cool. Another day on the road.