It's not yet snowbird season in Key West, so Truman Annex isn't as busy as it will be in a few weeks.
It was the work of a moment to stop in Noah Lane to admire the shadows of the afternoon sun on all the white woodwork and green palms. Truman Annex was built on the site of the Naval base more or less and features homes built in the "Key West style" but not in the Key West manner. That is to say large homes with yards, perhaps not as large and somewhere not too far away to park one's splendid car more or less under cover.
Noah Lane lies closest to Truman Waterfront and this little sign hits you in the eye as you ride toward Fort Zachary:
Looking past the sign one can see the old Navy Guard hut on the Truman waterfront,waiting to get demolished when the city implements it's brave new waterfront plan. Whenever that will be approved.
Noah Lane is pretty much representative of Truman Annex, a gated community that has made headlines over the years, getting into more than it's fair share of disputes with the city commission. The last one involved the proposal to stick a gate across Southard Street which would be closed at ten at night. The city commission caved immediately and built an alternative entrance to the waterfront via Petronia Street, but the Navy said the gate was a bad idea because they want 24 hour access to their base around the corner and the Truman Annex Master Property Owners Association in turn dropped their pants with utmost respect and the gate has not yet materialized.
The architecture inside the Annex is pretty much uniform, roofs, gables and widows walks:
You'd think that this profusion of greenery and neat picket fences would induce utmost serenity in a town not celebrated for that quality. When I was there, a nasty yappy little dog was venting endlessly, perhaps it didn't much like Bonnevilles, even silent parked ones, and that didn't improve the ambiance for me.
I was quite surprised to find evidence of raccoons or some other thing littering the sidewalk:
Truman Annex's other big dispute with the City was over short term rentals. One has to have a license to rent a dwelling in Key West for any period less than 28 days at a time. The licenses had been rather hard to get but Truman Annex ignored the law until the City decided to crack down and lost the case. So, for people who bought homes in the Annex planning to rent them to make up the mortgage it's a good thing, for people looking for a quiet retreat behind the secure gates, it's not so good.
I never thought about it too much until a friend of mine years ago told me of his experiences living in a condo which attracted a great many short term renters. I don't think I would much like living next to party central even if I could afford an erection like this magnificence:
The story behind the construction of the Annex is quite surprising, and it went something like this. A young would-be developer who first came to Key West as a wandering lost soul conceived the notion that he would buy up the Navy property put up for sale. He got it for seventeen million, they say and then went bust. But on his second go round he got it sorted out, built it, sold it and went on to develop other properties in the "Key West style." Notably the Golf Course and Tranquility Bay in Marathon. I think the Annex looks much better for the presence of a Bonneville:
I was interested to note the outdoor ceilings were painted in the traditional Key West shade of blue, said to alienate insects, or more esoterically, evil spirits. I'm not much of an evil spirits kind of man, but I like the shade of blue. I have threatened to have my Nissan repainted this color when my wife isn't looking:
And here is an actual picture of me riding in a circle on Noah Lane:
I told you it looked better for the presence of a Bonneville.
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Impressive blog post, for its mix of local scenery, recent history, political commentary, irony, and a Bonneville rider.
You find synergy in polar opposite components. Well done.
Dear Conch:
The Bonneville rider in the last picture is not wearing a helmet. Is this because this last fall on his head scrambled whatever eggs were in that basket, or because he had left his camera on a fence post and was trying to photograph himself as proof that a single headlight is visible somewhat?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I like little Conch cottages a lot more than these lifestyle mausoleums.
Fondest regaards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
Mr Conchscooter:
the place looks deserted, except of course, for a handsome helmetless bonneville rider. are all these places only for tourists ?
I'm still trying to figure out how you did it. 10 sec timer wouldn't give enough time to "trigger" and ride around.
I'm not sure I would like to live in a condo either. Too many rules about everything but renting one would be okay.
bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin
Truman Annex has some full time residents, though som epeople buy these places for retirement anbd rent them out in the meantime.
I am a "lot of the gear much of the time" kind of rider. Florida law allows people 21 and over (such am I) with health insurance (such am I) to ride without helemts (such am I around town from time to time).
The last picture emnlarged when i was writing the piece and I hoped Bruce would see I was wearing the Triumph t=shirt he gave me. Oh well.
Dear Conch:
Did you know that 92% of the worst motorcycle-related head injuries occur on nearly deserted cul de sacs, in cheesey resort communities, where free-ranging poultry is encouraged to shit in the street, and where human Q-tips (white hair and white shoes) routinely jump ship looking for a little digitalis and fun?
As a Libertine in favor of freedom through social enslavement by behavioral regulation on the part of a government who rules through the perceived consensus of divine intervention, you're not setting a very good example.
You could hit a patch of fresh conch chicken shit (while attempting to retreive your camera), drop the bike, and sustain a head injury that would be far in excess of your premiums, causing you to be dropped by your insurance company, yet inciting the same to raise rates on hundreds of thousands of others (by a thouand bucks or so per subscriber), taking money out of my pocket, causing me to choose bwtween a new helmet or a hooker with a bottle of rum.
Then I run a risk of a head injury, as that is no choice at all.
Now I ask you: Is that fair?
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
PS: Bobsckoot described you as "handsome," and ran out to buy a matching pair of pink crocs. I suggest you get "Basic Instinct" on NetFlix and watch it carefully.
Um - a hooker with a bottle of rum as a choice - Reep - you shame us all - there is no choice (though implied, should be explicit). Man card almost revoked!
As for chickens - eat the pooping bastards.
As for the q-tips - eat the pooping bastards.
As for the snow-birds - eat the pooping bastards.
Wait, is there a theme here?
Dear Jack, I am resigned to the fact that when we have Meicare for all a national helmet law will be enacted. A small price to pay. Until then I ride as I choose ( and as my health insurance policy permits).
I am a supporter of government intervention over legislation by corporate lobbyists. A governemt run by elected officials would be a novelty we haven't seen since Jimmy Carter was routed from office and the plague of Reaganomics and "small government" (never actually enacted) was inflicted upon us all by the Republicrats.
How are your free market hips doing m'bubba?
Dear flounder of the PINK CROC society:
We have compulsory helmet laws here in BC, but we have a minority group who are "Helmet Except" due to their religion. They also have the right to carry daggers as part of their religion (SIKS), as they are not allowed to be turbanless. There is a lot of discussion as to why the government should be paying for their medical treatment since they decided not to wear protective gear, and also others of the cruiser & chrome variety who do not wear armour when they are injured as it forces up medical costs for others.
And also the last photo does NOT enlarge, it was the first thing I did was to check for pink crocs, and sadly I don't see them.
Your loving friend from Canada,
xox
bob
member #2 Pink Croc Society
bobskoot: wet coast scootin
I am well aware of the thorny path down which I wish to travel. Insurance companies like banks, reject the notion that treating people failry is better in the long run for all concerned. That being the case something has to change. The next time the hospital charges you $23,000 Iin real dollars) for a 23 hour hospital stay (Stanford Medical Center, Palo Alto, 1996) you will see health care reform in a new light.
Your iconoclastic friend in Key West.Who does not usually ride in pink crocs.
Dear Bobskoot:
Am I correct in undertanding that Canada has different riding laws for various ethnic groups? I had heard that the Great Maple Leaf Consensus also has different divorce laws for Muslims.
If I ever get pulled over for speeding up there, I will demand my right to be tried by a Roman Catholic Eclesiastic Traffic Court. Six Benedictine monks will determine I owe the state 25 "Hail Marys" and a $25,000 ($18 American) fine, payment of which is accompanied by an indulgence reducing my time in hell.
Fondest regards,
Jaxk • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
PS: My mother was operated on for a cancer she did not have in one of the most prestigious cancer hospitals in New York City. The cost was $10,000 a night for hospitalization, plus the operation, the total of which was over $200,000. She was 80-years-old at the time, and covered by three pension programs.
When I am 80-years-old and diagnosed with clap, I will request that my body be sunk off-shore from Conch's house, to form another underwater diving park for the masses.
Jack Riepe - fantastic on the sanctuary - only if the diving fee's go to the charity of your choice of course - any you wish to name?
This conversation is a long departure from Noah Lane - seems to lack the 2x2 of animals.
I am of the cremation followed by tossing the ashes off a boat school of death. catholics can now be cremated riepe. Apparently the Holy office finally figured God could recreate the soul even from ashes.
I am still waiting to hear bobskoot's socialized medicine horror story. Like they "report" on Fox news, I am told.
To answer an original question I forgot about, I have a custom timer setting on my Canon SX100 and I set it to the maximum time delay of 30 seconds which I use for me riding when I'm by myself shots.
Mr Jack "r":
http://www.wwrn.org/article.php?idd=3877&sec=67&con=5
and if you get pulled over for anything when you are here, I will ask them to throw the key away
Luv,
bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin
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