Friday, January 22, 2010

Happy Japanese

There was a time in Key West, when greed and concupiscence ruled over common sense, when Benihana closed to accommodate the landlord's greed. The bubble burst, the land wasn't sold and miraculously the chain Japanese restaurant re-opened. This is I believe the red safflower symbol that gives the Doral-based chain it's name:It flourishes today in a space that to my mind warps the time/space continuum. Enter Benihana and you have slipped out of the Florida Keys and have stepped back into 1950s Cleveland or some such place. This chain that has outlets around the world was apparently started in 1964 in New York city and now earns it's bosses three hundred million dollars a year. Cheyenne is statistically speaking, an anomaly as she takes her own chow with her when she plans to be away from home during dinner hour.
Key West has it's own traditional Japanese restaurants but for some reason this is one of the chains that has proved to be durable in this town. Taco Bell closed recently much to the distress of some people (not me) and there is only one Burger King left in the city after the downtown store closed a couple of years ago, to be replaced by a chain surf(!) shop. Friends took me to Benihana for the first time after it re-opened and I was mildly amused by the schtick but I am not of the type that enjoys dinner as theater. I look at my hands and wonder how they train the chefs to fling their knives around so gracefully. In this instance, Robert, the master of the freebie figured out that if he made a reservation far enough in advance Benihana, like Denny's gives you free grub on your birthday. An opportunity not to be missed.We were party of five so we waited briefly top be seated and I had the rare chance to observe the regular Benihana customers in their element. We shared the table with three others, from Pennsylvania I believe, and they showed me how one interacts with the chef as he spins knives and chops food on the heated slab ("teppanyaki table") in front of you. Our master comedian was Jose from Puerto barrios in Guatemala, a journeyman chef who played to his Pennsylvania audience like a master. The idea at Benihana is to enjoy a touch of theater with the ingredients which are brought to the grill already chopped. Everything is carefully measured out and all ingredients for each dish are prepared before they arrive. The chef throws them on the grill in the correct order, swirls them around and serves them up With banter. Robert is about as good with banter as am I, Dolly his wife, watched the knife:
The menu offers assorted chicken and steak and scallops and lobster in various combinations. Most cost between 20 and 45 dollars a dish though Benihana advertises, rather crassly that complete dinner start at $15.50. I took them up on that and tried the tofu dish and it was good, my wife giggled that I probably got the most fat of all of us in the crusty wrapper then tofu came in. It was also easy to pick up with chop sticks. Plus it came first, I suspect as a way to avoid contaminating a vegetarian meal with meat on the same grill.
They also brought me all the green tea I could drink and I drink a lot of tea so I enjoyed the constant ebb and flow of teapots, and kept mine hot on the grill. And like I said I was spared the banter as the trip from Pennsylvania took up the slack.He was a salesman so he started out well by asking us where we are from and the fact that we were locals didn't faze him. He offered us a low cost pharmaceutical card and gauging our ability and willingness to play his game turned the brilliant smile on Jose who played along gamely. The wife brayed like a donkey as she sucked up the plonk and the daughter got more fluent in Spanish, she thought, as she sank the pink zinfandel. It was a complete Benihana experience, except that no one stuck chopsticks up their nostrils which I am told is common practice among Benihana cognoscenti.
The portions are American sized, not Japanese so as a matter of course a busboy comes out with the dreaded Styrofoam (non recyclable!) and my wife took home chunks of her excellent tuna steak. I really liked my tofu and figured it would not do as well reheated so I woofed it.We five were at Benihana for what was for us an unusual "dining experience" but the other three apparently make a habit of it. My wife said (I wasn't paying attention) they rent a room at the Galleon resort for a month and I did hear him say he's been coming back every year to Key West for 23 years, a creature of habit it seems, and Benihana draws them in far more than say one of Key West's homegrown places to eat. Perhaps the fact that making a sale at dinner is frowned upon, would be enough to put him off the other establishments.It was a cold night by Key West standards but we repaired to a local joint for what my wife promised would be the best chocolate cake ever. She was right, we had a table to ourselves and we talked our backsides off late into the night.I would never have imagined having dinner with Robert and Dolly in this place, and it is a unique memory I shall add to all the others I have accumulated over the years. You have to try Benihana once if you never have. You may not have the pleasure of stepping out into Key West afterward, but watching the knives fly is priceless.

15 comments:

Sandra said...

Well, I am happy to hear they have tofu - maybe I will try it while I'm visiting in another week...

Conchscooter said...

Badboy burrito has tofu on the 1200 block of simonton street and help yourself at margaret and fleming does also. and there are no twirling knives either.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the great tofu dishes at the cafe on Fleming street

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the great tofu dishes at the cafe on Fleming street

Unknown said...

But the important question....

Where was the local place with the best chocolate cake ???

Conchscooter said...

I did not mention The Cafe on Southard because it is long established, but I very much enjoy eating there too.
The best chocolate cake (and it was excellent) will be revealed in my next set of Vignettes in the course of the next week.

Singing to Jeffrey's Tune said...

MMMMmmmm, processed bean curd, mmmmm. I made tofu Cincinnati chili once and my wife would not let me back in the house for the evening.

In stir-fry, tofu is pretty good. How is it prepared in a burrito?

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

I'm going to just love KW food. First the Tapioca, and now the Tofu, which is my favo(u)rite. We must have the same taste buds.

Sorry, NO Benihana's up here, but we do have facsimilies: like Kobe Steak House, or Suehiro's. Same idea, share table, watch knives fly, watch food fly onto plates, and talk to other tourists

bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

Dinner theatre a lá Kabuki is interesting once or twice in a lifetime, but it is not to be confused with authentic Japanese cuisine. I have had fun the three or four times I've been at Benihana, but after a while, one is less wlling to trade the comedy for competence at the range.

Once, almost in another lifetime, I took a date to Benihana's on New Year's Eve. Not for the entire evening, but for the dinner part. They sat us with four Jehovah's Witnesses, who while very nice, declined the party hats, the tweeters and the other stuff. They had two little kids with them and the kids were pissed.

The high point of the conversation came when the nice wife of this other guy said something to me like, "Pass the salt."

Nice post today. I'm glad you had a good time. Still afraid to leave the dog at home alone, huh?

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Anonymous said...

I was never a big fan of those kind of places..i really hate when they fling pieces of shrimp and you are supposed to catch them in your mouth like a trained seal!!!The restaurant i still mourn the loss of is the Hukilau...it was like walking onto the set of some Elvis Hawaiian adventure ...and Coffee Butler tickling the ivories..Oh what fun times Diana and i had there!!! It was always a plus to be the youngest peole there too!!!!!

Buffalo Bill

Conchscooter said...

jeffrey I have no clue how badboy uses tofu as I tend to keep getting the gaucho ernesto (spicy beef and cilantro).
I can hardly imagine going to benihana with buffalo bill (diana would be patient) and riepe. However I doubt I will be back there for a while. Lots of local places to try. I am rather dreading riepe's comments when I try to review Franco's a New York style italian sandwich shop next week that nearly burned down.

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

Few people would find fault with an authentic New York Sandwich shop. But you take your life in your hands if you attempt to tell me that an authentic Philly cheese steak has anyplace other than the menu of a maximum security prison, as due punishment fopr serial killers.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Conchscooter said...

Mr Z's sells such a sandwich and some people tell me it is autherntic. How would I know?

Singing to Jeffrey's Tune said...

Dear Mr. Riepe,

What is wrong with a Philly Cheesesteak?

Anonymous said...

I've had the Philly cheesesteak at Mr.Z's and would say its pretty close to authentic...thier pizza is pretty good too...!!

Buffalo Bill