It was another of those pre-frontal days when Up North people look to the skies and anticipate snow, while down here at twenty four degrees north latitude we get hazy skies, humidity and a strong feeling that a summer thunderstorm might be in our future. So I took the dog for a walk.
The wind was blowing steadily from the south and the temperature was just above 80 degrees and I dithered wondering where to take Cheyenne on my way in to Key West to meet my wife. There is a road, closed with a gate, on Stock Island that I have never explored. Today was the day to break new ground.
That the area is littered with trash is just one extra benefit and a crude swastika stenciled on the barricade just adds flavor to the scene. Cheyenne liked the trash and ignored the political statements. Walking down the street I noticed one of those inexplicable head benders that Stock Island specializes in. How do two streets cross? Beats me but the blocked off street is part of 5th.
There is another spot on Stock Island, land of no urban planning, where two avenues meet but we'll discuss that ineptitude another day. In this case Cheyenne and I set off down the empty roadway.
Between the mangroves to the west I could see, in the distance, the condominiums lining South Roosevelt, just south of Flagler Avenue. The expanse of water is called Cow Key Channel. Stock Island got it's name from the fact that in the 18th century they kept cattle here to feed the urban Key West population. Nowadays they keep the workers here to satisfy the labor needs of the Big City. Many workers choose cheap housing afloat and park their transport in the mangroves:
We also came across a roadside shrine in this unlikely spot. How Armando contrived to get into a fatal road traffic crash here is not explained:
For those of a more temporal nature there was an actual car seat folded neatly and dumped in violation of the "No Littering" sign.
A solitary cyclist passed by with a brief nod in response to my "Buenas." In my defense he looked like a tired Cuban fisherman with his cap pulled down and his forearms as leathery and tanned as parchment.
Then this dog appeared from behind and followed us nervously. It had a bone in its jaws and it eyed Cheyenne and I as though we were likely to steal his prize possession. I was seized by an urge to bundle him up, put him in my pocket and treat him to a first world life, but he had a collar and an obvious destination in mind. he sidled past like a dog used to being stoned by strangers and disappeared. Stock Island is the land of the poor and the downhearted and doesn't have much milk of human kindness left over for animals and others lower down the food chain.
My Cuban fisherman was a middle aged white man, a character from a Steinbeck novel, living in a tent, sitting in a chair resting from his day's labor, spare clothes hanging neatly on a line to dry, his life container in a small cube of nylon. Welcome to the wealthiest, freest country in the world. If you live like this it is your moral failing that got you here, and don't you forget it. I slid by, thanking my lucky stars for my job at the police department. I could not bring myself to photograph him in his exhausted poverty so I snuck a photo of his home.
The mangroves at the end of the paved street branched off and we did the same, finding ourselves in a wilderness of mud and mangroves. And trash. Always the trash.
It was, in many respects, a delightful spot.
A short tramp, perhaps five minutes, brought us to the waterfront and a splendid view south across the Straits of Florida. The cooling breeze was absolutely lovely.
I speculated wildly about the raffish leopard print cloth on the end of the dock but could come up with no sensible reason for its presence, and left it to the more vividly endowed to create an improbable story line to explain it's presence. Leopard spots on fabric seem so....decadent.
Cheyenne got busy but happily the supply of dead fish seems to be evaporating so she just got to look and not eat.
There was a mattress ready to receive me had I been overcome with exhaustion, or accompanied by those eager women that seem to hover around some people like flies around...well, never mind. Cheyenne and I were alone:
We thought we were until a dog started barking and a woman tried to shush it. It was I suspected the little brown fellow who was home and ready to defend his turf. We retreated as I was unwilling to disturb the peace and not keen to get into conversation with a mangrove dweller. It would just be depressing.
The path followed a narrow limestone ridge between water covered mangrove roots:
And then we were back out on the paved road where we met the tent man's other half striding down, a lunch box banging on her hip. She greeted us cheerily and petted Cheyenne who is a whore and will take the kindness of strangers anywhere, anytime. She strode off bellowing for the man, possibly named Jay or Hey I couldn't tell.
The thing about these mangroves is that even people with jobs can find it hard to find a home even supposing they wanted to. Rents are astronomical, and to move into a $1,000 modest one bedroom would set you back three grand with all the deposits and stuff. And this is not fancy housing in "the Avenues" as the streets between 5th and 12th Avenue are known on Stock Island.

As crazy as it may sound decent, newer homes in this crowded neighborhood were selling for more than $400,000 during the boom years. Even now I'll bet a decent home this close to Key West would command a quarter million, be it ever so small. A rent free tent may not be so bad.
Junk piled up is a fact of life even in this little shrine in a front yard.
And sneakers out to dry on a fence could just as easily be drying on a mangrove branch.
7 comments:
God forsaken place. My father had the good sense to kick me out of the house when I was 18 due to my excessive "partying" and general n'er do well behavior. Having no place to live I somehow ended up living in a room on the second floor above a fish processor on Shrimp Road.
I lived there with two skinheads, a black guy two girls and crackhead neighbor who used to stand outside our door at night. I only lived there for three months but I certainly lived THE "Stock Island" experience and would never in a million billion gazillion years would want to live like that again.
I'm sure it beats living in a tent in the mangroves though.
Well, I suspect the invitation you've extended with the leopard print will yield a good yarn from Mr. Jack "R" ... I'm looking forward to that bit of prose -:)
You folks down there at the tip of civilization do have a strange idea of what a clothes line is supposed to look like!
Rob: I can only imagine...but you are a better man for it!
Chuck: Stock Island where making do is a fine art.
Hey Conch, long time...
I finally made the time to come and check out your blog. This is tonic right now to a guy stuck in the (not so) great white north. More snow today, tapering off, but I've got a back-breaker of a shovelling job waiting for me when I get home tonight. I'm not riding this winter, taking the bus instead. That's a whole other trip, and if I had the time, I might actually write about it. I'm starting to get the urge again...
Anyway, thanks for lending a little warmth and sunshine to my cold and dreary day.
Ride well,
=gc=
Dear Gary, it's amazing how long people have kept nudging you to get back into it. A discussion of bus riding versus two wheels would get people talking. Give it a shot....
Dear Conch:
Thank you for the roundabout way of providing me with an overview of Stock Island, the current contender for my future residence. I noticed many fine places in which to park a Suburban, and where a man could take a piss without attracting attention.
It is here where I could write my own sequel to a great novel called, "To Have Not, And To Have Even Less Than That."
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
Like you, Hemingway preferred to rely on the kindness of women. It should work out really well for you. I won't come and visit so as not to interrupt your muse.
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