Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Getting Around

I was driving Mile Marker 14 on the Overseas Highway and I saw these trucks out in the mangroves, looking prehistoric with their booms extended. They are spending your money maintaining the power supply out to Radio Marti, the completely ineffectual propaganda machine broadcasting to godless communists in Cuba.A group of prisoners of conscience in Cuba are taking turns to go on hunger strike, and so far one has died for the right to be heard when they are pissed off with the people in charge. We can't put pressure on the Cuban gaolers by say, withholding trade, because, imagine that, we already refuse to trade with them. Never mind that hardly;y anyone here has even heard of Orlando Zapata Tamayo who died after three months of struggling to be heard. On our side of the Straits of Florida vacation season is in full swing in the sub tropics. I turn my skeptical eye on my fellow travelers and wonder what happened to the concept of traveling light. Here Came Bronson, his 20th century bed roll bloated into a trailer:Now that's more like it, black on black and compact luggage:These trikes are getting huge amounts of advertising space in the magazines. I could buy four or five Bonnevilles for the price of this one. Or two Bonnevilles with sidecars. The trike would be handy at Boondocks, the tiki bar, mini golf and fried food haven at Mile Marker 27.There's always something going on at this popular watering hole. When I'm out on my deck at night with a light north wind freezing the landscape I get to enjoy the fine music wafting across the salt ponds.Prizes games and treats, it sounds irresistible. Unhappily I had to work and I missed being on the road with the fine party people who showed up for this: Better driving through endless alcohol. There is a little voice in my head that is asking how soon we will be enjoying dime-a-dance depression era contests. Look at these two, helmets and boots and everything. They look like me when I'm commuting and they are proof positive not everyone rides naked in Key West.It was a bit of a surprise seeing a tour trolley stuck in traffic on the Boulevard. The newspaper had a picture of the new City View trolleys soon be seen in their white livery offering more rides around the city. Perhaps the numbers of tours will force them to expand and find sights of interest in boring old New Town. Road food at the Southernmost Burger King, where the menu is identical to everywhere else. No Conch fritters here.I saw this horribly parked Kia when I was trying to find space for my kennel and I wondered why they had to take up two whole spaces.
Then I figured the car was parked to avoid the foliage and I wondered if they save money by painting Kias with water soluble paint. However some inconsiderate soul had brushed the other side of the car with a palm leaf at an earlier date: I gave up worrying about scratches on my kennel a while back. People have difficulty parking with accuracy even when they are trying to do it right and the narrow lanes make it easy for someone not paying attention to put a scratch in your car. Worrying about dings is a waste of time in this town. There's lots of parking in New Town for a different sort of Triumph, in this case a TR6.My step mother got one as a gift from her cheating husband however the gift didn't quite work out. It never ran right and it took the dealer years to figure out there was a piece of paper loose in the fuel tank blocking the fuel flow as it sloshed around. Weird but true. The Triumph was replaced by a reliable Nissan and the marriage dragged on through a couple of decades of misery. I was long gone, but cars do store memories quite well. This is busy time in Key West, snowbirds are in full force before they start leaving next month, but the Overseas Highway is clogged these days with youngsters driving down for Spring Break. Every night is an adventure at work these days and I am rather more tired and less motivated as a result. Laundry is piling up by day and drunk callers pile up by night. Busy times for key West Police.The sewer project alongside the highway is coming along nicely and the hope is the legislature will extend the deadline for completion to 2015 to enable the county to get a few hundred million in grants to get the job done. They call this Kia the Soil and the paint looks thick and lustrous.
35mpg and practical transportation. Some people say they buy motorcycles to save money, I think a car like this in the long run does a better job as relatively inexpensive all round transport. More fun? Well...let's not go too far! I am thinking this could be a nice little car for future consideration for my family. They are extremely popular in Key West these days, which boasts an actual Kia dealership. Most motorcycles visiting the Keys are v-twins and these are certainly not viewed as practical wheels, they say something. Perhaps they say a helmet would keep your ears warm more effectively than a hoodie.It sucks to see people down in the Keys for a few short days to get away from winter Up North and they find themselves huddling out of the damp cold breeze alongside the locals. Or you can come down to cruise the Overseas Highway with a bed roll and ape hangers. It must be exhausting holding your hands up in the air for hour after hour. Perhaps some free bud light eases the pain.When I was taking classes at the college some of my fellow students, none of whom was alive when President Kennedy was assassinated used to spend their breaks talking about their rides. They loved their souped up Japanese compacts, like this one with loud mufflers and spoilers:I liked their enthusiasm and they thought I was odd showing up on my frumpy old motorcycle to classes when I could easily have owned a classy bright crotch rocket. This next picture made me laugh. I thought it showed quite some ingenuity by Boondocks, buying a truck lift and sticking it on the back of the building as a cheap loading dock:I don't suppose it needs a tag but I wonder if the brake lights work?No Bonnevilles here. They say Harley sales have plummeted though you wouldn't know it. Not everyone trailers their motorcycles for a trip to the Keys. Some people rent and a few people even rent cars, and a few of them spend extra to rent convertibles. For their sake alone a little heat would be nice:There have been a few mornings when my wife, who always converts her car has refused to lower the roof claiming it's too cold. She even has electric seats which I could use this endless winter on the Bonneville. The world turned upside down - sub tropical frost.

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An essay on Chris Hedge's "Calling All Rebels" is posted on my other blog today:

http://conchscooterscommonsense.blogspot.com/

16 comments:

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

I have had many convertibles and the tops were always down. On my Alfa Guilia spyder the top was down for years, never put it up. I only have the 'vette now and I only drive it with the top down. What we wouldn't give for 15US right now. The weather has turned cold. mixed rain and wet snow for the next week, temps down to freezing at night.

bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin

eric76 said...

"When I was taking classes at the college some of my fellow students, none of whom was alive when President Kennedy was assassinated used to spend their breaks talking about their rides."

A few years ago, I went back to school for another degree. I was sitting in one class one day looking around at the other students, maybe 200 total, and suddenly realized that I took the pre-requisite for the course before anyone else in the class was born. That sure made me feel old.

Conchscooter said...

Serves you right bob. I hope you got a lot of riding in while spring sprang.
eric- you ARE old, and so am I. serves us right. I am losing the ability to keep up electronically so I figure in 20 years I'll have the last blog (a full page of words- imagine that!) and the last hotmail account (a full pages of words. etc etc).

Singing to Jeffrey's Tune said...

You don't want to blog in 140 characters or less?

Orin said...

The boxy black Kia is called a "Soul" not a "Soil." I rather like it. In fact, the auto industry somehow got the idea box-shaped cars are the way to the youth market's heart, yet it seems most such vehicles (Scion xB, Nissan Cube, et al) are driven by people our age. Whatever. The seat is right about butt height, making it very easy to get in and out.

When I was in Italy a few years ago, there were lots and lots of new cars, but they were mostly Kias and Hyundais...

__Orin
Scootin' Old Skool

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter/Orin:

Orin: did you know the Pi rally is on this Sunday. Leaving the Colophon in Bellingham at 9am

Ornery Conch: I sat in a SOUL last summer, felt okay, but I really liked the Element, not as fuel efficient but I like the way the rear seats can be hung out of the way. Good for Cheyenne too with the plastic floor. It would make a much larger Kennel with the same Nissan footprint

bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin

Conchscooter said...

No Jeffrey and you wouldn't like it either.
I say potato you say tomato
I say Soil you say Soul
Lets wait for my riposte tomorrow.

Unknown said...

Conchscooter;

I had a potato two days ago, and I had a tomato for lunch today. My 140 characters are used up

bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin

The Florida Blogger said...

Boondocks is always a favorite stop of mine when I head to the Keys.

Singing to Jeffrey's Tune said...

All comments must 140 chars or less from now on!

Orin said...

bobskoot, I know about the Pi Run, but I won't be attending. I don't really feel like riding 300 miles each way in what is likely to be rain between Portland and Tacoma...

__Orin
Scootin' Old Skool

Rita said...

I bought a Prius in November. (So far no weird brake or acceleration problems.) (although I may have a spelling problem) I didn't buy it because it's "green" and will help save the whales. I bought it because it costs maybe $27 to fill the tank and it gets an easy 45 mpg. And that's driving over a mountain twice a day.

I'm so looking forward to flat roads......

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

The motorcycle content of this blog was outstanding -- considering your average of late.

I think ape-hangers are probably self-explanatory.

Orin ran a recent blog episode in which a boxy diesal truck frame sported a neat camper body. I'm still thinking about that one.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Chuck Pefley said...

Your Triumph story reminds me of a certain Mazda GLC I bought for my daughters many years ago. With far too much regularity I'd receive a phone call, "Dad, the car won't start!". I'd hop in my van and go tow the darn car home. Every time, and I mean EVERY time, I'd get it home I'd hope and turn the key ... and the damn thing would start! Very exasperating, as I'm sure you can imagine. Well, after numerous trips to my mechanic, who by that time had pulled out most of his hair, he stumbled across the problem. When he removed the gas tank, and emptied the contents into a bucket, he discovered some bits of paper towel in the gas. Some idiot had lost the gas cap at some point and used a service station paper towel to stuff into the filler pipe! Problem solved.

Anonymous said...

The antennae farm out at MM14 has nothing to do with Radio Marti. That's the Navy's high frequency radio transmitter/receiver site. It's the Navy's oldest radio station in continuous operation. This facility was originally located at Truman Annex at the turn of the century (1900s). Many old post cards are still around showing the huge antennaes there. They were removed in the 1960s and placed on Saddlebunch Key.

Definitely not a waste of the taxpayers money as these sites relay orders from Navy commands to ships/aircraft/submarines at sea.

Jim Brooks NAS Key West Public Affairs

Conchscooter said...

Radio Marti is a total waste of money. Besides being of dubious legality (subverting foreign governments from US soil is not allowed in the pure snow white world of school text books. Somewhat soiled by reality, I know.)Whether or not Radio Marti shares antenna space with the Navy I could not and would not say.
If Cuban emigrees want to overthrow castro they should do it the way he did- give up their comfy middle class lives in Miami and go eat bugs and MREs in the Sierra Maestra and persuade the people they are the answer to Cuba's many problems. Or they could try starving themselves to death as those brave souls are currently doing in Cuban prisons. Not bloody likely.