Taking up from where we left off yesterday with my arrival at work...
I carry a comb in my murse, which is less of a man purse and more of a back pack actually. It rides in my top case, locked and dry with all the odds and ends of daily living, including the brush aforesaid. A quick pass over the rug to remove lingering signs of helmet hair and in we go.
The Police Department has been undergoing some paint and spiffying up which is nice for night shift as the painters are gone, leaving only the noxious fumes of modern paint gassing the building.
The front door to the Police Station is locked much to the consternation of people who watch TV and think the city of key West has money to spare to keep a sergeant employed as a front desk clerk. I always tell people who need an officer for a non emergency to call us and we'll send one to your home or hotel where you can wait comfortably. Unless it's a crazy night we respond within 15 minutes for lower priority calls. Losing your ID seems like the end of the world, but compared to people having heart attacks or getting fighting drunk it is considered Lower priority if your life isn't in danger.
Inside the corridors are wide and bland. We don't have cells in the police station. Sometimes prisoners are brought here to be questioned and the corridors are wide enough to walk three abreast but most police work boils down to paperwork and report writing after the action is over. You don't see much of that on TV, tediously filling out times, addresses and phone numbers.
The smell of fresh paint will linger for a couple of days but the fresh paint itself will look good for several years to come. This is my office with a huge plate window on the corridor so passing dignitaries can look in at the brains of the department, in a manner of speaking. Another reason to work nights: far fewer dignitaries in the building.
I like to arrive about ten minutes before six and I like to be relieved around the same time in the morning though technically there is no obligation to be relieved before six o'clock straight up. We each have a locker in the kitchen:
In mine I keep some snacks, some magazines and books in case I forget to bring any (most of my colleagues read fashion magazines and gossip rags rather than motorcycle or sailing magazines for light entertainment). I hung up a map of the Dry Tortugas which drifted to my locker in some inexplicable way. It reminds me of happy times camping. In the yellow bag I keep my dress shoes. Our dress code requires a uniform of a polo shirt embroidered with a police badge, dress pants and dress shoes. Only women can wear skirts though none do oddly enough.
My Kevlar lined slider pants qualify as dress pants and I suppose no one would notice my motorcycle boots but they get a bit hot after a while.
Noel has been relieved already by Jessica and he has changed into civvies for his bicycle ride home.
Rachel hands over her position on the main police channel to Nelly...
...someone has to listen to the channel every second of every day in case an officer calls for help, so the changeover takes a matter of mili-seconds. Night shift settles in and we adjust the chair heights, open the blinds...
...and watch a rain squall wet the parking lot and Garrison Bight Marina across the Boulevard. I am on Channel Two tonight so I have six computer screens to monitor as I run arrest warrant checks on anyone the officers come in contact with. Jessica dispatches Fire and Rescue and shares phone answering with me. Administrative and 9-1-1 calls are all answered here. And so the three of us log in to our various screens as darkness starts to fall outside. It's weird how serene and peaceful this room gets sometimes in contrast to the moments of controlled chaos when we find ourselves asking people the oddest and most intimate questions.
I am looking forward to a quiet night so I can get on with To Have And To Have Not, the community book reading project. However the department has my soul until six in the morning and if the night goes sour I could be run ragged for the next twelve hours with non stop warrant checks and phone calls. Keeping my fingers crossed...
9 comments:
Dear Conchscooter:
Where is the room to which citizens are taken to have the shit beaten out of them by irate police officers who don't like long hair, tattoos, or underwear visible over the tops of one's pants? Did that room get painted too? Or did they leave the bloody handprints on the walls for effect? I under that progressive departments order wallpaper in a "gulag" motif to keep up appearances.
I blew up the picture of the computer screens and happened to notice that my driving record, arrest record, and marital history seem to be on display at your desk. The last line item reads, "Shoot to kill."
I guess I can look forward to a good visit, huh?
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
I wish you had a Florida I'd. I would happily ruin your life. Oh, wait, too late...
most police work boils down to paperwork and report writing after the action is over
I was pleasantly surprised to discover one of the 700 channels on DIRECTV shows reruns of Barney Miller, the '70s cop sitcom which police officers always called the most accurate police show on TV. This because it took place entirely in the detective squad room, where the characters spent most of their time pounding away on typewriters. Yes, I know, what planet was this?
__Orin
Scootin' Old Skool
And I thought this post was going to be about condiments. I must be brain dead.
Dear Sir:
LOLOLOL.... I passed a kidney stone the size of a .22 caliber bullet this morning. Thank God I didn't have to go to the hospital. Thank God this thing didn't fire into the crowd.
Riepe
cpa 1234 you're back! Hows tax season treating you? Our accountant says he has everything and we can retire to the cayman islands. Cool.
Along with the paperwork, you forgot eating donuts-- or eating in general. I used to work nightshift at the Denny's just down from the police station-- they were indeed busy with paperwork when they weren't ignoring domestics.
Mr Conchscooter:
I gather that channel 2 is the main channel which handles most of the "radio" traffic for KW, so you will be very busy. Not unlike an air traffic controller being able to multi-task even at your advanced age. To someone like yourself being so organized and regimented you are most suited for this function for which emotion plays no part.
I used to have a scanner to monitor the police channels, until they went to encrypted data via: laptops.
Perhaps you could "open" a file for Mr Jack in anticipation of his arrival. You could use Higgs Beach as his permament address for now, but make no mention of riding companions or associates
bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin
At least with the 6 monitors you will still get a suntan working at night.
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