Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Higgs Beach People

I am finding that Salute at Higgs Beach is becoming my preferred place to stop for the pause that refreshes. We were in the middle of discussions about what to do about the dying Nissan and my wife said "Let's have the appetizer plate at Salute!" So we did.
Like Gilbert and Sullivan's Lord High Executioner I had a little list, not of society offenders who never would be missed, but of used cars I had seen on line for sale Up North. This was a good place to ponder so that was what we did.My wife is in the fortunate position of having tenure in the school district but there are many other heads that are rolling as next year's budget is slashed. She has been under a fair bit of pressure at work and sitting on the beach waiting for a glass of wine was just the moment for her to vent. Luckily I had my camera to hand to record the moment.These floating things are gaining popularity as they allow the occupant to float while being cooled by the water rising up through the mesh. Or you could just get a boat to float your...boat. I have never been much of a fan of lying on the beach in the sun but I am alone in this, and I know for many this is the epitome of a proper vacation:Higgs beach offers all the usual beach accoutrements, including lounge chair rentals, bicycle racks and palm trees:And women sitting around in their underwear talking on the phone. One gets the impression she may be rather more dynamic then him.I was not the only observer though I was sitting in the shade with a glass of red and a larger glass of iced water so I was a lot better off.Key West is not known for it's beaches not least because there isn't much to them but also owing to the rather shallow water all round the island.I wonder how some people coped before the advent of cellular telephony. I coped just fine and I planned to ignore my phone should anyone have the temerity to call.Here's another of those weird fads, standing on a surfboard and paddling the thing.
All the disadvantages of skiing with all the disadvantages of surfing and none of the pleasures of kayaking. I deduced that the bloke in the next picture lives aboard someplace nearby and as he prepared to close the concession stand for the day he was readying his boat for his commute.
Here's another way to get home and avoid studying the scenery as you flash by:It's faster by bike though that may not be the point. And more damnable cell phones.
Despite the fact that Higgs beach is right in the middle of the city of Key West it is in fact a county park and the Monroe County Sheriff's Department has instituted an off duty detail for the beach to keep order and encourage citizens to use their beach.Many years ago there used to be two deputies assigned daily to patrol the beach and after they were cut to save money the local population of bums took over the park and made it untenable for people not interested in drinking and fighting as beach activities. The situation got bad enough that the patrols were re-instituted to bring order to the park and it seems to be working nicely.The county has tried to tempt the city to buy the beach (for a buck) but the city has estimated upkeep at a quarter million dollars a year and promptly replied No Thanks. The beach is actually named for Clarence Higgs, a former mayor of the city and there are still Higgs' living in town.
Nowadays it's an orderly and pleasant place to spend a sunny afternoon. Try it, you might like it and I don't think a plate of nibbles at Salute will go down the wrong way either.

11 comments:

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

This post was far more animated than your past few resurrected ones, and even a bit livelier than your average. I suggest you continue to haunt beaches with your camera until you get a perfect score. Are there beaches in Key West frequented by the biker crowd? And by bikes, I mean Harleys, Beemers, Hondas, and not Schwinns.

Also, please do not take pictures of fatties in bathing suits as some people read your blog while eating breakfast. These cops shouldn't hesitate to use their nightsticks on fatties who insist on walking around in a bahing suit. A good suggestion might be to go into one of those places on Duval street, and tell them you want to do a post titled "When Strippers Go To Beach..."

Congratulations on the acquisition of your new car. Don't tell me.... It came with a tach. Hah!

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Conchscooter said...

The only way a post gets lively for you is if there is any female nudity. Ergo do not expect huge amounts of such. I went to Duval Street and managed to find nothing terribly exciting there either. I somehow manage to negotiate my life with a minimum of drama.I worked last night and of course I did not take the call about the guy brandishing a knife. I took the call from a citizen upset his car had been towed. I have lived out my drama quotient for the rest of my life.
My new car has a tach, thank you and at 75mph it shows 2,000 rpm in fifth gear. The irony is the car is an automatic and tells me the rpm like I care.The Ford Fusion is comfortable and quiet and does the job without fuss. I think I like it a lot.

cpa3485 said...

I'm with you Conch. A tach is just something occasionally interesting to look at like the new VW Beetle with the flower vase. Anyone in their right mind knows when to shift just by listening to the engine. And if you have an automatic like I do, who really cares.
I do have a tach in my famous Canadian Subaru (a stick shift BTW). I hardly ever look at it. Besides that, it speaks Canadian and I don't understand it.
Congrats on the new 4 wheeler.

Unknown said...

Mr Conch:

Every Tuesday night I think of you, but you are off cycle, I can't remember 10p-2a, or 12a-6a. All was well until you took those days off.

I can't believe you are only going 2k rpms. I have a 5-speed, at that speed I would be turning over 4K rpms. You probably have idling mode mixed up with acceleration mode.

I know you stuck that photo of the girl on the beach for Riepe, I smirked when I saw it.

as for Tachs on Cdn Subaru's, they register in Canadian units in case you wish to know, it's only 5/8ths of what it reads.

bob
Wet Coast Scootin

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Conch:

I quite agree with Mr. Bobskoot... If your tach is reading 2 grand at 75mph, in a 4 cylinder biscuit box, then it is broken. Or, it may be that you have been without one for so long, that you have forgotten how to read it.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Danette said...

IT's snowing here-- again. I'd curse but I don't want to offend anyone.

Conchscooter said...

Bugger.

Orin said...

Two grand at 75 mph in top gear sounds about right. Doesn't a Fusion have a 6-speed automatic?

The Fourth Estate's tach shows about 2300 rpm at that speed in 5th gear. My dear departed Ford Escape turned barely above a fast idle at that speed, but it had a big honkin' V6 that made it a wonderful tow vehicle.

The car companies all want to have the highest EPA gas mileage ratings, so they play tricks with gearing and computer mapping to get the engines to run as few rpm as possible.

The GTS' tachometer only shows something other than 6000 rpm at idle. Otherwise, the engine turns 6000 rpm, no matter what speed I'm going. Even on the freeway...

__Orin
Scootin' Old Skool

p.s.--I didn't know you'd purchased a new kennel for Cheyenne. Did I miss a post somewhere?

Conchscooter said...

I was going to write about the car this weekend when I get aorund to taking some pictures and have put a few miles on the car. So far I like it very much.

Florida Native Mom said...

Maybe I'll send my husband down your way on his Valkyrie to have a glass of wine on Higgs with you. He also works for a school district in Fla and comes home venting every single night. Can you listen to him for a while? It's kinda getting to me.

Conchscooter said...

I fear it will only get worse next year, especially as the superintgendent here is prmising next year will be better. Wine at Higgs beach helps.