Monday, June 14, 2010

The Back of Big Pine

So who named the streets that are hidden behind the Blue Hole in the backwoods of Big Pine Key?I look in the air to see the trees and clouds and sky while my dog sticks her nose in the gutter. Or where the gutter would be if there were sidewalks in these hidden streets.I read with amusement how some visitors to these islands think they know them well enough yet have no idea at all these places exits, people live here and thrive.A cheerful mailbox decorated with nothing remotely resembling anything tropical.
I've got a couple of these these and my tomatoes this year are not exactly thriving. Perhaps better empty like this topsy turvy.A conch car, fine except for the dreadful gas mileage. For a high mileage driver like me this is out of the question. It's too hot and humid to follow the deer trails through the pine woods.
A fine Panga out of it's element. I like these wooded homes but prefer my canal side house. Car alert. I am not a car nut, even though I like to drive, but everyone seems to like these classics, and here is one tucked up in the pine woods. When in raccoon country protect those trash cans! Cheyenne found these trash can protectors unneighborly.
A poinciana tree lurking in the backwoods. Actually it is a back yard tree on the next street.This pretty home appeared through the trees. Isolation in the Keys is possible if you want it.
Cheyenne and I were not alone.
I keep seeing stuff growing that looks totally alien to me.
This dude was hauling piles of mulch, with a cheery smile that he turned away as I snapped his picture...
He had a huge pile to move. I find the residents of these back streets to be cheerful and friendly whenever I come across them. Perhaps canals make people grumpy. Nice cactus.Some days Cheyenne has more energy than others, and this day was one of them.
I love this vegetation.
This a driveway anyone could desire.
I have photographed Dade Pine homes in Key West. They exist out here as well.
Dade Pine has been cut to death in Dade County and is now found in the Florida Panhandle. It's oily nature is resistant to weather and insects (and paint which is unnecessary).
This Aryan Naturist surprised me by popping out after we passed and started making cooing noises at my dog who ignored him.
I could have used a swig of something refreshing but the advent of rainy season means Cheyenne is rarely short of a puddle of something good.
There seems to be a revival of key deer this year, they are everywhere, but on this walk this was the closest we got to one. They are training their offspring this time of year which makes them extra skittish.
And so we stumped back to the car and the relief of air conditioning. It has been, as climate change has predicted, a hotter than average summer.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Aryan Naturist." Well, you've just made my day.

Shonassie said...

Love it out there. A trip to the Keys is not complete unless you run the backstreets of Big Pine and No Name! Beautiful pictures as usual, even of the native! LOL!! Have a really safe and fun vacation. Will miss you on the blog, but can't wait to see your pictures when you get back! Take care!

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Conchscooter:

I won't miss you at all, as your blog will simply run blind essays programmed in advance last year. But have a good time anyway.

Please adhere to the following instructions:
1) Do not take pictures of meals, unless you are eating fresh monkey brains (still in the head), blowfish sushi (lethal if cut incorrectly), or Sandra Bullock.
2) Do not take pictures of fatties... Fat people make me crazy, especially if they wear plaid and their thighs rub together.
3) Do not refer to gay men as "poofs." On the other hand, hot, tanned lesbians (with pouty lips) and sultry smiles that make men wish that they were lesbians too can be referred to as "cha-chas."
4) Do not let the dog drive.
5) Do not stay in hotels where the lobby is decorated by bullet holes.
6) Do not order the pastrami, the liverwurst, nor the tongue in anyplace other than a Jewish Deli.

Following these simple rules will keep you safe and well entertained.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

The Florida Blogger said...

Ya know a lot of those older cars sucked the fire out of gas, even though they were beautiful.

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

I'm gonna miss you . . . come back safe and sound. don't listen to Jackie, let your hair down and enjoy yourselves

luv
bob
Wet Coast Scootin

Chuck Pefley said...

Nice of you to help the tortoise across the road. I feel like I should tuck my head into a shell sometime, too -:)

Conchscooter said...

I will have a laptop on this trip and my wife's iPhone so I will be giving riepe as good as he gives as often as I can. I amy also be able to drop in occasional posts but I am not counting on that. I will definitely take pictures of riepe in plaid shorts in July when we do the cha cha tour in the northeast.

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

Please read rule #2 again carefully... And be advised that I do not own plaid shorts. Yo must give me plenty of notice when you are coming, so I can get your room ready. Right now, there's a car parked in it.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Conchscooter said...

July 5th/6th (approx). Cheyenne and I will gbe happy in the garage on our air bed with a bottle of 8 year Barbancourt Rum and a spear gun to fend you off in the night in case you "sleep walk" into our private space.
bobskoot needs to get in his van.

judi said...

Have a safe trip!