My wife had a meeting at Coral Shores High School way up north in the Upper Keys. She needed a chauffeur.
I enjoy driving Highway One so with dog and camera packed we set off one weekday afternoon to explore those reaches of the Keys close to the metropolis of Miami.
The Monroe County School District is a complex organism spread over 110 miles of main road making it such that every service has to be in triplicate, a High School In Islamorada (Village of Pompousness), one in Marathon and one in Key West, and so on. Coral shores is home to the hurricanes we are told. They can keep them as far as I am concerned, though I suspect that in this case the storms in question may be something sporting.
Cheyenne sometimes surprises me by taking off at a trot when we are out walking. This warm time of year she is rather more sedate and was not seduced by the fine track they have behind the main high school building.
I only remembered to photograph this fine young Polish/Ukrainian/Uzbek dog walker long after she had walked away after complimenting me on my dog (and for fans of jack riepe fiction lifting her shirt for me).
Growing up outside the United States and possibly being breast fed as an infant and not being exposed as it were to much advertising seems to have given me rather less obsessive interest in women's chests than that exhibited by red blooded natives. My loss I am sure. Any way check out these lovely trees.
I had stumbled upon a rather nice wooded little neighborhood it seems.
It was serene and peaceful under the long shadows of the evening sun. I was looking forward to this backwater, a place I have driven by a million times and never had reason to stop.

In many respects the architecture here is the same as it is elsewhere in the Keys, stilt homes in danger of flooding, tropical foliage and narrow winding streets.
Islamorada (Village of Limestone Rock) is an incorporated town, one of four in the Keys created by an angry county residents who wanted more services and less taxes and accomplished that by creating a new bureaucracy. However they hire police services from the Monroe County Sheriff's Office which has a group of officers dedicated to the needs of the Village (of Angry Tax Payers).
I find it hard to imagine what a village in the Keys might be composed of, if not islands.
I want a leafy green arch just like this across the front of my house. I however have black thumbs and an uncooperative sea grape so my dream remains rather distant.
I do not want a pink house on the other hand as my pink Crocs seem to draw enough attention as it is.
I have enjoyed my many years sailing not least because I was never attracted to project boats. I like to be out on the water not fixing up some hopeless shell. I admire people who have the strength to build their visions, but I know my limitations.
A Keys mailbox.
The proximity to the mainland is a blessing and a curse in my book. Obviously Miami International airport is probably an hour away from here, maybe a little more on a bad day, and Costco is similarly close. However the decision to go and face mainland traffic jams remains as distant as ever when one lives in these simpler islands on the Overseas Highway. The reverse though is also true and millions of Miami area residents think nothing of throwing their boats on their trailers and roaring down here to clog everything on weekends and holidays. The distance to get south of the Seven Mile Bridge puts off all but the most determined.
The other thing is that for all that Islamorada is a Village of Scattered Homes, it has no there, there. It's not like Key West (and a good thing too, it's rather more staid residents would likely argue) it has no historic basis other than being a stop along the Flagler railroad a hundred years ago. Urban planning is a remote concept in a town (of islands) run by retired free market executives and architecture takes a back seat to land values and ocean glimpses.
Yet like any place overgrown with greenery and inhabited by people with an eye for the beauty and not the value of the thing, there are corners where color comes through.
14 comments:
Confound it conch!... Years of ninja-like proficiency at snapping the most intricate of shots involving low light conditions, or speeding tourists on rented mopeds, or cats, assorted bouganvilla, rusty sheds, Poincietta, and off street parking...but yet you fail to capture a closer shot of the dog walking piece of ass?! Luckily I was able to enlarge the photo, enhance, and extract some semblence of pornography in the composition.. But I can assure you sir, I will not work this hard to correct your photographic shortcomings in the future.
Yor two photographs of Cheyenne are wonderful.
Look at those half closed eyes in the firsst photo, that is really a goo view of her.
"You've a lovely dog there, mister!"
Geez what a wide range here, two guys and two different views. One wants to see wandering ass and the other likes the pictures of the dog.Nice photos of the dog and flowers.
Yes my dog is lovely. We are deeply in love. The dog walker was a startlingly tanned babe. I promise I am going to get better eventually at remembering leachery is an important part of a blog and I am going to ask for their photographs. Meanwhile buffett you can call the Minerals Management Service for advice on internet pornography.
judi call me at 305 587 1904 when you arrive as we will be leaving for Maine on the morning of 3rd of July for the second road trip. My wife decided she wants to visit all her poof friends in the east so we are doing the Poof Tour 2010. Wayne and Chuck on Sugarloaf Key wanted to be the first stop, which doesn't really count. The northernmost stop is someplace in Maine.
Conchy, I'm at a loss for words. Living in KW during Fantasy Fest and other classic KW events has probably desensitized you to things like jewels under women's clothing. But up here in the real world we are still amazed.
I about fell out of the chair when I read "Poof Tour 2010". Nice.
To be poofish, nice shots of the Frangipani and Bougainvillea.
Obviously I get the sense you have a some disdain for Islamorada's village. Does that come from your experience with the police department or your wife's with the county schools?
Last month I attended a dance and gymnastics recital in the very large and well-designed auditorium of CSHS. My 10-year-old niece back-flipped across the stage a few times. Leaps of fun.
I've been traveling and not spending much time online. This is a lovely post to begin the catch-up.
Also, our weather forecast features a golden orb for today and for each of the next six days, and temps that (mostly) are above 60. I can't help but grin just typing about it.
Cheers,
Cindy
You must really like Islamadora after reading your comments. Nice pictures today, and that dog of yours has such great expressions on the face.
I like Islamorada okay but I find the phrase "Village of Islands" appended to the name to be pompous. What else is Islamorada, an incorporated town in the Upper Keys, likely to be composed of? So I make fun of it. As to places to live I like living on the periphery of Key West where I get the benefit of the off kilter lifestyle, the incessant debate about every little thing, the bums, the color and the liveliness while still retaining the ability to flee to my suburban fastness. To live in Islamorada is to miss out on all that, and to be within day tripper range of Miami. The water is the same, the streets as we see are similar and there is lots of opportunity for walks in the woods. The choice is yours.I don't think I could write a blog like this if I lived in Islamorada.
Dear Mr. Conschscooter:
Please forgive my absence over the past few days. I was off on a 4-day motorcycle ride, in country that does not require crossing 143 miles of bridge to take a piss on solid land.
First of all, I delight in having the kind of personality that compels perfectly nice women to lift up their shirts in my presence. But I am a realist to, and it is probably the influence of my German motorcycle (complete with tach) that encourages this activity.
One does not have to be obsessed with the female form to appreciate it as the highest and most perfect example of evolution. And if you can walk by an example of tanned pulchritude (example: photo 5) with complete indifference, then I suggest you rent a garage and start the car in it.
One does not have to be a stalker to appreciate youthful beauty, nor vintage beauty at that.
Why the hell would anyone name a town Islamorada, if you lived outside of Pakistan? The undoubtedly expensive residence captured in photos #8 and #10 looks like a fast-food restaurant in a regional Colorado airport.
Having you considered getting your dog a backpack made for the breed, that could carry frozen ice substitutes (gel packs) to help keep her cool in that hellish heat?
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Islamorada does have some history. Ted Williams made it his home after retiring from professional baseball. Williams was perhaps the games finest hitter, reputed to have vision which allowed him to see the seams on a baseball as it approached at 90 mph. His hand-eye coordination also permitted him to be a fighter pilot in WWII. He was also a world class saltwater fly-fisher, thus the move to Islamorada.
He is a bona fide famous dude.
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G Herbert walker bush fished there too. Isla means island morada means purple.
As an adjective, morada means purple. As a noun, it means "home" or "abode".
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