My wife has been working with at risk youth in Key West long enough that she keeps meeting them all over the place. This encounter at a light on the Boulevard got big grins all round.
There are ugly pictures to come so we can look now at the furry head of my dog enjoying the water bowl at Salute restaurant.
I caught this happy picture of flags fluttering in the breeze over the mothballed coastguard cutter at the Truman Waterfront.
And these happy campers enjoying a waterfront vacation in the old officer's quarters at Shipyard Condos.
This is where the ugliness began. Our day on the water at Looe Key saw me enjoying a fair bit of snorkeling with an occasional dive just a little below the surface.
A nice boat ride home with the feeling that water was getting trapped in my ear. Slightly annoying.
The feeling got worse at home until I lost all hearing in my right ear. It was a moment of panic when i realized i was completely deaf on my right side. I called out sick at work and my wife stuffed me into the car. I am not a fan of the excessive wait in the Emergency Room at Lower Keys on Stock island so my wife took me to Fisherman's in Marathon, a smaller much easier to deal with place. They hustled me in and sat me on a bed. The doctor came by and looked in my ear. My panicked look must just have egged her on. "My God!" she uttered, startled, looking in my ear with a scope. "It's a giant black booger!" WTF? Was that a technical term? "Check this out!" she called cheerfully to the nurse. "I can't see his ear drum at all!"
"My God!" the nurse said as she took her turn peering into my head. "It's enormous!"
The doctor who was busy with a project to open some poor unfortunate up, told me normally they don't clean out ear holes but in this case...
The nurse came back with a horse syringe and a length of tube which she stuck in my ear and proceeded to squirt a flood of boiling hot water into my ear. "Hmm," she grunted after half a lifetime. "We'll be here till morning at this rate. Take a look," she uttered the fatal words to my wife who promptly took the illuminated scope and peered down my lug hole.
"My God!" she gasped, as if on cue. "It's enormous!"
And so it was. After numerous syringes of hot water were squirted in my ear the obstruction finally broke loose and popped out. I thought it looked like a giant piece of stuffing, shown here next to my finger for a size comparison.
"My God!" I said, "it's enormous!" And so it was. suddenly I could hear again and I wanted to kiss the nurse. She was not amused.
"Nice picture," she said inspecting my camera in between picking up pieces of the black booger that sprayed out of my ear. "Pretty much how I feel." And I was happy to see her put the syringe away. I was never so happy to get back in the car and drive Cheyenne and my wife home.
On a happier note I have been able to take a ride around town with my hearing restored and guess what I came across. An El Rancho Motel well on it's way to being reborn as the Silver Palms on Truman Avenue.
Supposedly this place will be an eco friendly lodging using recycled water and stuff like that. It is certainly filling the old El Rancho footprint right to the edge.
Happy days. Yellow flowers.
Happy days. Yellow flowers.
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Those scooter pix reminded me that I stumbled across a Facebook page for a scooter club (Jacksonville) with lots of active riders of your beloved Vespas. VERY active group, with lots of pix you'd enjoy:
7 Bridges Scooter Club on Facebook
OMG what was that booger in your ear?? and please don't tell me it was a booger...
It's possible that the excrement in your ear was a product of reading too many of Riepe's comments.
Mr Conchscooter:
and all the time while you were ignoring me I thought you were deaf
bob
Wet Coast Scootin
Blue skies, yellow houses, Florida mountains, sleeveless shirts, shorts, ice water for doggies -- happy sights, warm stories for this continuing lousy summer. As for the blob in your ear -- could it be Macondo?
Cheers,
Cindy
Dear Sir:
I was unaware that one effect of water pressure encountered while snorkling was to squeeze the shit out of one's head. If this is accurate, then both houses of congress should be issued snorkels posthaste.
So if I understand correctly, the spatkling clear water around Key West is laced with parasites that get in your head and lay eggs.
Why is it that anyone with big balls is named "Anonymous?"
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
I've had the same thing happen to me. It was like ear wax hail had gotten stuck in my ear. Good thing my wife is a nurse.
The look on the nurses face was priceless....!!!!!! However..what was in your ear really?? If that is where you keep your booger collection..i suggest moving it.Was is just ear wax?? It kind of looked like a pistacio..maybe sargasso?? Octopus egg....What the hell was it!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! It sure as hell wasnt bacon.....
Buffalo Bill
Thank you David for the suggestion.
The rest of you are barbabric and totally unsympathetic.Owing to our disgraceful lack of single payer health care the visit cost me $100 and the city of key west's employee insurance program probably paid $15,000 for the use of one horse syringe.
I am going to tie riepe up one day and squirt hot water on his ear drum and listen to him squeal like a pig. Through my ear wax.
Oh come on it looks like a piece of sponge, was it really ear wax? I feel sorry for ya.....
I have been to the doctor for the same purpose before. Had to laugh really hard at this post. So close and dear to my heart. Fantastic picture. Of the nurse!
You're sure that was "ear-wax" and not BP's finest?
Congratulations to your wife seeing the fruit of her labor and caring!
I thought the booger looked like a piece of stuffing. I wish I had kept it, so I could compare it at Thanksgiving.
I could hear that conversation:
"Thanks for coming for Thanksgiving."
"you are so welcome, BTW, what is in the jar?"
"You remember that giant black booger? Well..."
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