Friday, April 29, 2011

A Dog's View

Sitting on a street corner letting my dog catch her breath I was enjoying a spot of shade myself watching the world go by. And then this dude comes streaking through all properly dressed for serious cycling. I could hardly believe my eyes, a late migrating snowbird perhaps.This next cyclist is more the sort of speed and attire I expect. This picture I took from a dog's eye view, near ground level. On the whole I prefer seeing the world from a few feet up in the air.Key West gets it's water from the South Florida aquifer, a pot of water that has many municipal straws sticking into it. And among the millions across South Florida who rely on it to feed their faucets the 73,000 Keys residents are literally a drop in an aquifer. We better get hoping for an active rainy season this year (rain, please note, not hurricanes) or else watering plants never mind ourselves, will become problematic. I read the other day that Saudi Arabia has dried up the single aquifer that fed it's irrigation system to grow wheat in the desert, an idea of grotesquely unreal proportions. Any way, because it doesn't rain much they have gone from being self sufficient in wheat to now importing wheat to feed 30 million Saudis. Just one more reason food prices are jumping up.I am glad there are people willing and able to grow ornamental inedible flowers and leaves like these. Beauty still has it's place in the Southernmost City.
I feel as though I should know how to fish. Millions come down here to chase fish and it seems like the least I could do. I keep promising myself I will learn, as a way to catch food, but chasing fish bores me, catching them horrifies me and cleaning them is just downright gross. I grew up on a farm and I have seen animals slaughtered and chopped up. I prefer someone else should do it for me, which does not bode well for me after industrialized society collapses, but until then...

2 comments:

blameitonbuffett said...

Conch:

I feel that, after the years of enjoyment your blog has provided, the least I could do is impart to you what fishing prowess I have accumulated.

Since you already have a boat and a dock, I figured the best way to do this would be if I just stay at your house during the process. I'll just need cold storage for beer and a spitoon. I'll eat what we catch, so don't bother to stock up on food on my account.

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Conchscooter:

What are you, some kind of milk-toast? My hot squeeze grew up on a farm and personally executed 200 chickens by herself one afternoon. She may have been 12. I have cleaned fish, and butchered my own deer. There is absolutely nothing to it. You can clean a fish in about 90 seconds. You can fillet one in not much more time. And once you get past the gear, the damn things are free. Just imagine, sitting on your fat ass at the beach, with two lines in the water. You're drinking run and the dog is snoozing in the shade. The rod tip bends, and you tie into 10 pounds of fresh protein that would cost you $50 in the store.

You will reach the point where you'll snap at someone getting between you and the open water.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad