Thursday, July 10, 2008

Fairchild Gardens

The thing that struck me about Fairchild Gardens was that these 83 acres of manicured wilderness are named after a Federal department of Agriculture scientist and not the person who had the idea for the gardens and who decided to fund them. It's not often a philanthropist declines to take the limelight. Colonel Robert Montgomery decided to create the gardens in 1938 and name them for his friend and famous "plant explorer" as David Fairchild was then known. Tons more info at Fairchild Tropical Botanical Garden's website if you need to know the nuts and bolts of the exhibitions and special events and all that. Lots of it too.Our guide on this trip through the gardens was at pains to point out that Fairchild is a place devoted not just to growing pretty plants in a pleasant environment but it's primary mission, as a non profit, is to secure the world's largest collection of tropical flora and propagate it back in its original, endangered environment. Fairchild isn't strictly a garden it's science in action. And it is no less delightful for that.Fairchild Gardens are located close by Biscayne Bay, south of the great Miami metropolis in a tony suburban little city called Coral Gables. Coral Gables is one of those places that eschews neon, has a stern police force, and wealthy inhabitants who spend the winters doddering from one over priced restaurant to another. These enclaves in middle class America are easily identified by their profusion of greenery. I have found in my travels that wealthy neighborhoods are always filled with mature trees and shrubbery. The gardens in their midst are just one more display of tropical extravagance. You want bougainvillea? They got bougainvillea, twenty feet tall if you like:
The gardens have a formal air to them with neatly manicured lawns crisscrossed by paved paths, all entirely wheelchair accessible. However, as long as visitors don't step in flowerbeds there are no restrictions on where one may walk. There is also an hour long tram ride through the gardens which makes one stop half way through and allows people to get on or off and split the ride with a time to walk around. The gardens are also littered with benches to allow contemplation, and I dare say picnics. One of these pictures is me, the other isn't: The darker of the two of us is a statue of Marjorie Stoneman Douglas a former South Dade county resident famous for her unreadable (in my opinion) defense of the Everglades titled River of Grass. She died a decade ago at 108 and in her lifetime she spoke out for Florida's ravaged open spaces at a time when exploitation was the theme for natural resources. A brave woman memorialised here, appropriately enough. One doesn't have to be old to appreciate Fairchild:
Our guide listed more types of palms, trees and bushes than I could shake a stick at, but I did understand that there are many different habitats preserved here. Including the desperately maltreated island of Madagascar in the Indian ocean, a treasure trove of particular species, currently displaced by an exploding human population. Apparently much of it is quite desert-like:
There are plants from Haiti being reintroduced to that ravaged country, and we saw projects supporting Ecuadorian flora as well. It's all part of the educational side of the organization. They give kids classes here as well, and they simply offer beauty on tap to all visitors:In the midst of the gardens there are......hothouse collections displaying orchids......and splendid tropical fruits, such as the famously foul durian of Malaysia, a fruit said to smell as foul as it tastes sweet. My sorrow was there were none ripe and visible on the tree, so I shall to return to see this thing that has intrigued me since first I heard of it. The Jack Fruit was though, a goiter that grows up to 150 pounds, so heavy it can only sprout from the trunk of the tree:We saw huge baobab trees with their distinctive flowers and fruit: We wandered through the tropical rain forest which is periodically ravaged by South Florida hurricanes and thus unable to grow a proper rain forest canopy such as one might see in Brazil and points south. Places that also have twice as much rainfall as Miami which allows the rain forest to grow more lushly and impenetrably. This is not a bad sampling in my opinion, even if it is a mere shadow of a "real" rain forest:
But fear not, even in the midst of all this lush tropicalness civilization is never too far away, a drink a loo a gardener with his electric runabout, and even a reminder of the world of commerce outside the fences is there:The gardens are split into uplands and lowlands. The uplands are the better developed area lying on a ridge of limestone rock that runs across South Florida (the community of Cutler Ridge lies a couple of dozen feet above sea level as a reminder). The lowlands are still being developed around a series of mangrove marshes and reclaimed lagoons. There is even a Florida Keys area which we will seek out more in depth next time. Fairchild offers plants for sale for amateurs and we are thinking about trying to create a more native, wildlife friendly area around our house which is surrounded by trees but not necessarily the ones we have discovered we might like. In the lowlands too the vistas are splendid:
I found the natural beauty entrancing but I also like the idea that Fairchild gardens is helping us export plants that are actually beneficial to their recipients, repopulating areas of the world not as wealthy (at the moment) as we are and not as organized as we have been. I'd like to think the export of trees might in some measure balance out the export of high explosives:We'd have Fairchild Gardens to thank for that.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Short Circuit

My wife had a couple extra days off for the 4th of July, and it happened to be my three day weekend off so we got in the car Monday (after the crowds abandoned Highway One) and drove to her new favorite place, Fairchild Gardens in Coral Gables, three hours north. She showed off her membership card, in the flashy limestone stone building pictured above, and we got in for free because I went as her guest and thus skipped the $20 entrance fee. We had a great time. I took tons of pictures and it was only when I settled down to load them into the computer I discovered that my longstanding technology problems were still plaguing me. A new issue reared its ugly head July 3rd when it seems American Telephone and Telegraph metaphorically stood on their own dicks somewhere in the Upper Keys July 3rd and cut the Internet connection because many users in the Keys suddenly had connectivity problems. AT&T denied this when I called them yesterday but when my wife spoke to our computer Guru, Joe, he apparently showed her how to reset the laptop to its pre-interruption state, and she assures me connections are once again brilliant. I am weary of computer problems frankly as I am a technophobe and long for the day when computers are as simple as televisions to operate. Even though I long since gave up on any television reception in my life. The TV itself is easy enough to switch on and run a DVD (hooray for Netflix! I order old TV shows and enjoy them without the commercials) but my damned computer is always telling me to wait.
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These constant interruptions in my computer connections have made me painfully aware that I am internet dependent. I've known that for a while, living at the end of the road makes the need for outside connection obvious but I have missed the regular tussles with Blogger and the picture download routine which can be horridly slow when Blogger is busy or the nerds that run it are experimenting with weird new "features." I still want to upload pictures from my trip to New Mexico in May but I've been afraid of losing them altogether with the current state of my lap top and AT&T. My wife says I can stop worrying. I shall soon resemble less a bear with a sore head, and more a happy blogger.
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Perhaps I am lucky as I have a schedule that allows me plenty of time to take pictures, download them and write my narratives. Perhaps I need more hobbies (God forbid! I hate collecting stuff!) but I find the whole business of doing the blog very relaxing and I am surprised when my posting schedule evinces surprise. But I am surprised to find myself as antsy as I am simply because I have entries planned and I have been stymied...And the Trumpet is getting a new front tire so I shall be riding the wife's Vespa 150 for the next few days. Cool, I need a blog excuse to go places.
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I did manage to download two pictures for what was meant to be a tour of Fairchild Gardens in Miami and here is the other one, a gardener weeding (I think) in 90 degree heat. I got the impression he thought he had the best job in the world:

But two photographs a blog entry do not make for conchscooter so I hope to have a properly illustrated essay tomorrow, AT&T and the computer permitting. If not I shall immolate the laptop and strangle myself. And then I'll take up stamp collecting.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Bring Out Your Dead

I am fond of what Italians call the Campo Santo, the Holy Field. More prosaically in death-averse Anglo-Saxon idiom we call it a cemetery, and Key West's is in my opinion a particularly fine example of the type. I like to visit cemeteries when I travel and years ago I was smart enough to get a tour of this one by the Historical Society's Director George Born, who was well informed and armed with a dry wit. Thus it is he left earlier this year for Rhode Island, our loss their gain. Let's face it, a town like Key West, much of which is a 19th century architectural museum for the living would be hard pressed to create in its midst a holy field that didn't inspire flights of fancy in anyone taking a stroll through its avenues: I first got a taste for the cemetery when I worked one summer in the shipping department at Fast Buck Freddie's on Duval Street. It was a matter of a few moments to leap on my scooter and take myself off to a shady spot in the city's best park. I always figured the dead, had they any feelings at all, would appreciate a member of the community of the living hanging out in their midst eating a sandwich and drinking a con leche while perusing the day's news or a toothsome novel: Some of my colleagues wrinkled their noses when I told them where I spent my lunch breaks but I shouldn't have been surprised, most people prefer the company of the living to the peace and gossip free environment of the dead. The cemetery enjoys a central location on the island, where it was put after the original cemetery on Higgs Beach got badly messed up in a mid-19th century hurricane. This was originally on the edge of town but development naturally overtook it and now its in the middle. Indeed they are running out of space and the city recently demolished a condemned house on Olivia Street and is using the space to add a few more vaults. There are quite a few empty vaults scattered around the holy field but they are already sold under what undertakers delicately refer to as the "pre-need" program. And from time to time old vaults can get reused as the ancestors return to the format whence we all came. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust," as my Catholic priest used to intone on Ash Wednesday:Key West isn't known as The Rock for nothing and digging isn't easy around here. Furthermore the water table is pretty high so people get buried above ground. It's common enough in many countries but the other well known US example is New Orleans where the same rising damp problem requires the same solution: The city comes in for some grief from time to time from Conch families upset that the place isn't in apple pie order. The city did surround the cemetery with a tall strong fence but that was a move designed to prevent people from sneaking into the cemetery to have sex or perform weird rituals, or simply to get stuck after hours. If you call 9-1-1 because you are locked in after hours, be prepared to wait, it usually takes a good long time to locate the sexton and the key and at the best of times the sexton can be a grumpy man. You'd be amazed how hysterical some people can become when they are trapped in the cemetery after dark. Personally I always liked the idea of a house on Frances Street with the dead for neighbors. Even now a two bed two bath cottage with pool and pool house is for sale for one point six million dollars. Peaceful neighbors at a price.

With all the history of the town to draw on there are well known names in evidence at the cemetery. Two photographs up we see an old Key West name familiar in the Bahamas also; Albury is a well known boat building name in the Abacos. Then there are the kings of fried chicken in the Keys: And Kemp's Riddley turtle had to be named after somebody didn't it? Rare as the turtle is the Kemp family has quite a few headstones around here: The Spottswood family is a solid and imposing a presence in the Keys developing anything not nailed down so it would be proper for them to have a large granitic mausoleum to get planted in:The family who first made their fortune pouring concrete for Mr Flagler's railway are still in town and the Toppino vault was I thought a little over the top in rococo style:
Chacun a son goute. And Higgs Beach had to be named for someone's family in Key West it stands to reason don't it?There are the well known parts of the cemetery, the Martyrs of Cuba, commemorating revolutionaries who died in one or other of the revolutions they kept coming up with, throughout the latter years of the 19th century.

Then we should never forget the Maine, blown up in mysterious circumstances in Havana, creating a Tonkin-like excuse for the invasion of Cuba and the annexation of the Philippines and Puerto Rico in 1898. WMD's are nothing new, when it comes to invasions. This is simply a monument to the American and British sailors who died that day:

There are the famous tombstones of the not famous occupants. I couldn't find the "devoted fan of Julio Iglesias," but I never have been able to locate hers for all she is quoted in the guidebooks. Mr Roberts told everyone he was sick but his tombstone needs refreshing if tourists are going to get their giggle:
I like the private sentiments better and the cemetery is positively littered with those of course:From the sublimely heartfelt to the wildly intimate:The simplest epitaph tugs hardest at the heartstrings:I know the sentiments aren't totally personal on this one but I like the cri de coeur nonetheless. I like to imagine my wife, bereft, echoing these sentiments: Or this one, I'm guessing written to express serenity but it has overtones of hoping for the best:

And of course there is the kid's favorite toy, which always pops up in illustrations of the Key West cemetery, strapped down to deter forcible removal by hurricane or vandals:I came across one vault in the Catholic section set up for a kaffee klatsch, supporting my theory that at least some family members like to hang with their deceased:I was just an interloper in the cemetery, related to no one, vicariously wandering, but I was not entirely alone in my musings:The Key West cemetery is wide open to anyone who feels like checking it out but it does have some rules, as confusing as any I have read. Does one park a moped inside the cemetery and is running at more than five miles per hour outlawed?They banned mopeds and motorcycles after mourners got fed up with people racing through the cemetery using it as a short cut between Frances and Margaret Streets. The picture at the top of my blog I snapped the day before the city commission enacted the ban. Cyclists though still get to ride through: Motorcycles bad, cars good, go figure. Cars can't use the cemetery as a short cut because the Frances Street gate is too narrow, even for a Smart Car I'm pretty sure. That would be cool,"No Mopeds, Motorcycles or Smart Cars." Mitsubishi convertibles are OK, Bonnevilles aren't? Humph.In any event this isn't always a quiet spot for contemplation of one's mortality. It is, as I have pointed out, in the middle of town and that means the sounds of the living carry across it all. Key West is a noisy place to live; it has to be as there is no room at all to swing a sander or a drill without impacting a neighbor. And some bright spark lined up the runway at the airport so aircraft fly directly over Old Town when they come back to Earth:Cultural segregation is alive and well in the land of the Dead where people are planted according to their typecasting :It reminds me a bit of Bosnia Herzegovina where one could identify the sympathies of the villagers by the shape of their tombstones. As they had recently had a great deal of unpleasantness there, they had an abundance of tombstones to identify. My plan is cremation and scattering at sea, entirely ecumenical and anonymous. Though I enjoy cemeteries I do find their occupants' pursuit of graven immortality a little too hopeful. There was one headstone which carried the comment to know him was to love him, if that could have been said of me I might cheerfully submit to interment with a tombstone. However I think I am a little too astringent for such cloying sentiments, nevertheless I do enjoy the simple beauty of the cemetery with its inevitable decay and its flowered statements of loss and grief and remembrance:And as we celebrate Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness this Independence Day Weekend, I shall spare a thought for those who are today what we will be tomorrow.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Pompeii Emergency

I read on the BBC website today that the Italian Government has declared a state of emergency at Pompeii saying neglect is causing the piecemeal destruction of one of Italy's most popular sites. The government estimates 150 square meters (1700 square feet roughly) of Roman stucco disappears each year, beaten down by neglect and the weather. I could have told them that, actually i did on my recent post about Pompeii.

I'm glad they've noticed and they've admitted the problem in public to the news paper Corriere Della Sera. Now we wait and wonder what, if anything happens next. I will say that at a time when the rest of world finds much to criticize about this country our National Park Service does an outstanding job with not enough money. Perhaps we should export rangers and administrators and technical experts to shore up the world's great monuments.
(Sounds of Souza, off stage).

A History and Guide

Every place worth visiting anywhere in the world needs a guidebook like this. I know there are tons of books, good bad and indifferent written about the Keys and every one has a following but to come to the Keys without Joy Williams' book is to do yourself a disservice. In one area in particular Williams stands head and shoulders above the rest: she tells it like it is, and with a dry and piercing sense of the ridiculous. I have never lived in a place where the term local carried so much weight. When I lived in Santa Cruz, California no one ever made much of being a local, in part I am sure because locals and visitors never mixed. They drove down Ocean Street to the Boardwalk, we crossed on River and Water Streets and avoided them like the plague. In Key West such a separation of tourist from local is much harder to manage, the city is tiny, the attractions are everywhere and even residents of New Town are forced from time to time to cross paths with visitors.

This is a guide book that devotes pages to fascinating history through personal observations and favors harsh reality over the trite platitudes of the glossy guides. Like every other book written about the Keys details go out of date before the book hits the streets. However Williams sticks to tried and true restaurants and places to stay and the likelihood that they will be around for a while, makes her observations more trustworthy than most. Anyone know what Sloppy Joe's was called before it became Sloppy Joe's? There are exceptions to the longevity rule: the original Dennis Pharmacy, The Deli and Flaming Maggie's are all gone, among others.

Williams is a well known and respected novelist which gives her prose more than usual appeal in a guide but the drawings that illustrate the book are divine and penned by someone credited only as Robert Carawan. His illustration of the Point gives this modest symbol strength that is generally only visible to people unlucky enough to be hanging around waiting for a hurricane to hit: I wonder who he is because his talent is prodigious, and all I have of his are the beautiful drawings throughout this wonderful book.
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In 275 pages packed full of information like this one it's hard to pick out a passage to illustrate the quality of the writing. For me her off hand comments ("no commercial activity on North Roosevelt before 1952" or the notion that the Park and Ride was so underused it became, briefly, a wedding venue) give the book its special flavor. Not being one to believe in ghosts her description of the weird events at the Little White House reported by the Citizen, are entirely intriguing. Do you have any idea what sound a goatsucker makes at dusk when it is hunting down mosquitoes? Or who described Florida as "the poorest postcard of itself"? I could go on and on and I am tempted, believe me.
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If you are contemplating a trip to the Keys and have some spare time between now and then this Guide will enrich your trip immensely. Keep it in the bathroom and throw out the fashion and motorcycling magazines it's $16 US well spent. Oh and do yourself a favor, order it through your local independent bookstore...

ISBN:0-8129-6842-5 Published by Random House

And we close of course with another in a series of gratuitous Triumph Bonneville photographs, lifted from the Olivia Street rejects: