Monday, July 5, 2010

Walking Ramrod

My wife, on her way to the gym in the morning dropped Cheyenne and I off along the way, on the north side of Highway One. The suburbs of Ramrod:I like this island and why people throw beer bottles along the road I couldn't say.First thing in the morning, in the cool of early morning the dog is full of energy and picture taking suffers as a consequence. Tilted house: Not so tilted house. Cheyenne must have been rooting in the bushes.
The side of Ramrod north of Highway One is a suburb of mixed homes mostly on dry lots, even though there are some canals. There are lots of wooded areas between the houses on this side of the island. Cheyenne takes advantage.
As do people for some extraordinary reason.
Many of the cross streets are gravel roads which gives the island a truly rural flavor. Ramrod is small, some three miles by one mile approximately, in a more or less triangular shape.
It is named for a ship that hit the reef south of here and sank ignominiously. Some people think Ramrod Key is named for sexual deviance but that is more a reflection of them than the island. but I confess I am not completely certain what sort of deviance the name conjures, nevertheless if you want a wooded hideaway there are still opportunities.There are remarkably large homes on these expansive dry lots. Just keep the boat on a trailer and you are never far from salt water. The Florida Keys Aqueduct provides running water for all and that little silver disc is some sort of automated meter reading device. I sued to think being a meter reader driving around all day would be a fine job. It's gone the way of buggy whip making, for the most part.There's always something of interest for a dog on the move.
It doesn't look much like a rottweiler but it has back up.
As usual Cheyenne went her way ignoring all other dogs.
It's a small island but there are miles of streets to wander at will and not much traffic after everyone has gone to work.
Parts of the island are salt marshes surrounded by mangroves. Insect repellent comes in handy.
One of the nicest, most symmetrical poincianas around. This building used to house the medical examiner's office before they moved it to Marathon. I always thought it odd I lived across the Highway from the autopsy center of the Keys.
And so home to our side of the island, forty minutes later. A final twenty minute stump and sniff and we will be home at last.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Burnsville Stroll

The mountain philosopher resting from his labors. Brother in Law Bob holds the western North Carolina record for silent rocking.Which is all well and good, but when you are a restless soul like me and on vacation you have places to go and things to see.The last time I was in downtown Burnsville was in the freezing winter of 2008 and I have to say this time of year the place is much nicer. I found another of those notions stores that I photographed not so long ago in Key West.This little town calls itself the Heart of the Blue Ridge mountains and promotes itself as a healthy and cheerful place to live. My family tells me a lot of this Mayberry-like cheerfulness was son the line recently when the city, the seat of Yancey County voted on whether or not to go wet. The supporters of alcohol sales won by a sliver of votes and in addition to all the other blessings the Creator has endowed this town with, alcohol has been added to the list. I think it was Benjamin Franklin who suggested that beer was proof that God wanted us to be happy.Cheyenne and I were at a loose end while the wife was smashing up a treadmill near by so we took a short walk around the town square, pride and joy of this little town. They have managed to retain the Old Town with its government buildings but across Highway 19 one can see the visions of unloveliness inflicted on us all by Big Box Stores.
Yancey County, all 300 square miles, of it is named for Bartlett Yancey a North Carolina politician promoted posthumously to the rank of "statesman." They were happier, more trusting days back in 1828. The city is named for Captain Otway Burns who served in the Navy in 1812 and got the state legislature to create the western counties of the tobacco obsessed state. Nowadays tobacco has lost it's cachet, and it's federal subsidies incidentally, and the good clean air of the mountains is all the rage.
They had a habit back then of building nice buildings that looked good and were planned to last.
I am reliably informed there are a hundred churches within a stone's throw of where this picture was taken but clearly the concept of ecumenism is still a million miles away. As hard as I searched I found no trace of quotations from the Bhagavad Gita, Quran or the musings of Confucius. What exactly this piece of Psalmistry means in this earthy context I am not completely clear.
According to my King James edition the next verse reads thusly: Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge. Though what this has to do with public flowerbeds I'm sure I don't know. All to the greater glory no doubt. However every Paradise has it's serpent and it turns out they are prejudiced against certain classes of society in their precious formal garden.Overall it is quite refreshing how dog tolerant this part of the world is, far more so than even Key West ironically. Banking and law making all crowded into one prominent part of the city. It says something doesn't it even though this isn't actually a direct arm of Goldman Sachs.Scooter alert!Big sky country. I saw these contraptions on many roofs and I forgot to ask what they were. Something to do with snow no doubt. Nasty cold stuff.I really quite like Burnsville on a hot June afternoon.More precisely at 2:45pm.Cheyenne pooped out on me at this shady point.

92 in the shade is really more of a Key West type of temperature. She cooled off on the 20 minute drive back to the remote fastness of Celo.Where I put some Burnsville bought beer in the fridge for later. Wet cities, what a blessing!

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Celo Fungus And Stuff

Cheyenne being illegal on the couch upstairs at Jacob's house in Asheville. Mason led the way so it wasn't her fault.Jacob and Bevin have built themselves a modern passive solar house in this city designed as an almost off the grid home benefiting from the heat of the sun stored by day in the massive concrete foundation and returned to the house by night. last winter, the coldest on record cost them $20 a month in heating bills... And one day they plan to to incorporate expensive solar panels to reduce their daily living costs even further as they raise their children here.All of which has absolutely nothing to do with the pictures I have lined up of stuff I saw growing in the woods around Asheville. I have found over the years that there is a stereotype of mountain people in these parts that has as it's source that exciting and 1972 movie Deliverance. It told the story of a camping trip gone wrong where the city slickers upset some locals and pay a horrible price for their invasion of their secretive Georgia backwoods. The "squeal like a pig" rape scene shocked audiences at a time when such a thing as shock was possible in a theater and the image of country people as violent inbred freaks has persisted. It is a great shame because the few people I have come across on my rambles in these mountains are shy, kind, cheerful and generous in inverse proportion to their poverty. My in laws who have made these mountains their home for 35 years know far more than I do and their experiences have been uniformly positive. Such is the power of Hollywood and advertising.I grew up in a part of Italy where truffles and fungus are a way of eating and I rate a plate of mushrooms fried in garlic and olive oil as a worthwhile meal any day of the week. I am no picker of mushrooms but I find them fascinating and beautiful in their colorful resilience and I was delighted to see them sprouting in the leafy piles along the mountain trails.
Oops, there goes my dog getting in the way as usual.
Proper mushroom chasing gear is of the essence for any successful expedition.
Rhododendrons aren't technically mushrooms but they can be lovely too.
Aha, here we have tracked down elusive fungus.
Cheyenne nearly kicked this one into eternity. They were everywhere.
Battered but alive.
I have mentioned previously that in the interest of safety all roads have to be labeled nowadays.
the beauty of the change was that residents got to name their own streets. Geeta and Bob are the only residents of this lane so they got to call it thusly. Bob had proposed "Dappled Dharma" whose alliteration appealed to me but apparently common sense prevailed. Very tedious is common sense sometimes.