Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Signs And Symbols

I like the diving mask on Simonton Street enough that I have photographed it before close up. Here it is in full.


Cup holders on powered two wheelers have always seemed like an iffy proposition to me, especially in a town where alcohol rules. I have carried coffee on a moped in just such a holder but these days I prefer to carry the cup of coffee wedged in
my luggage and I drink the drink in peace on arrival. Certain things need to be savored not slurped (horrid word!).


An abandoned paper baking in the sun. It surprises me how quickly newsprint fades to brown in the sunlight.


Mystery is always attractive in the world of bumper stickers. I don't doubt Cullens are appalling drivers as a group.


"Hullo. I am on vacation from my desk job Up North. Have you lived in Key West all your life? Do you like it? I am looking forward to retiring here..." His wife was ready to move on judging by her body language. The church sexton with the broom was pretty patient. I often have these conversations when people deduce by my dog and not by my camera that I live here. I am very polite but I don't encourage emigration as many relocate but few are chosen.


I ate at Café Marquesa once and the waiter gave such an accurate impression of a bored irritated Frenchman I never went back. In winter wealthy retirees line up out the door to be abused at vast expense. Perhaps the bored Frenchman is suave to the wealthy. Good man, he knows his place.


Here we are, slogans in crayon are much more fun. Wide ranging, global in scope, short on details and unattainable. The joyous expectations of youth. I used to think justice for all was attainable, silly me!


It needs to be said, per the bumper sticker below, that some of us don't have bank accounts in the Caymans though I did once have an account in Switzerland when the Italian Lira was so weak it could barely crawl out of my wallet on motorcycle trips away from my Italian home. I'd stop in Lugano in the Italian speaking part of the Helvetic Republic and withdraw powerful Swiss francs to fund my journeys. In a pinch French shopkeepers accepted Swiss Francs where they wrinkled their noses at Italian Lira. Nevertheless I feel no affinity for the Romney magic underwear millionaire. I prefer seeing the Republican savagery on display caused by having a black man in the white man's house. Obama isn't my idea of a progressive but he certainly brings out the bigotry in his opponents.


A government subsidy to offer health care to the mentally and residentially challenged seems like a less bad idea than the way currently their care is supported by my insured health care costs. My co-pays support indigent care which leads me to wonder what my neighbors are thinking when they oppose the modest reforms of Obamacare.


Unknown flowers drooping over the sidewalk are Nature's bumper stickers.


And fishing floats as ornaments remind us of the tough life of commercial fishermen on the high seas.


I was surprised to see these wines for sale on Eaton Street. The wine is bottled by the son of the former owner of the failed Parrotdise restaurant on Little Torch Key. I had assumed, incorrectly, that with the disappearance of the restaurant the wines were gone too. Not at all the shopkeeper assured me.


Does it make me a snob, like the Marquesa waiter, if I confess I have no desire to drink wine slyly named after my gentleman's sausage?


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Monday, August 6, 2012

Sunk, Almost

I saw tow trucks removing some barnacle encrusted boats from Boca Chica Bay recently. It costs hundreds of thousands to dispose of abandoned wrecks as fiberglass can't be easily recycled and is indestructible. Boating often loses it's glamor after a while and owners who thought they were sailors give up and walk away leaving the boats to fend for themselves which they don't do very well at all.


Oops, here's another one in Cow Key Channel this time.




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Alabama Jacks

Card Sound is an idea more than a reality, as there is nothing the at all except a restaurant and a toll booth on Card Sound Road designed to pay for the tall bridge sweeping gracefully over the waters of...Card Sound.


This is downtown Card Sound, a bar on a canal.



I took a stool canal side and admired the fish in the green soupy water.



Alabama Jacks is a funky Keys restaurant just inside the Monroe County line so here you are technically lunching in The Fabulous Florida Keys.


For a lot of visitors fresh off a jet plane this is a first stop on the their drive to Paradise. You can see why.


This place is friendly and funky and cultivates the Florida Keys image of laid back tropical fun.


Beer and sunshine and sparkly salt water is what the doctor ordered for a stressed out Northerner.


The Keys do not bring out the best in some people in public. "Hornymoon"? Really? Well, Billy and Joy Hardy I hope it went well for you and was properly memorable. Your defaced currency is still on display for all to see.


My food came promptly enough. fried is the order the day here and they have a mixed plate for two which I might have liked. As it was I ordered conch fritters, onion rings and fish bites and took some home as I over ordered anyway.


A quick photo opportunity on your way out to the ample parking lot.


And for day trippers from Miami it's time to head north. For bridge anglers and Keys vacationers it's time to fork over a dollar and cross the bridge.


Much more fun than taking the free 18 mile stretch to Key Largo on Highway One.

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Sunday, August 5, 2012

Overload Of The XXX Olympiad

I have had enough of sports to last me well beyond the next four years. From imgur, the picture sharing site which is irreverent inexcusably vulgar and terribly funny this fine moment captured forever:
One has to respect the effort and energy expended in all these more or less non violent activities, but I will be so glad when we can put these sporting efforts behind us and get on with real life. One more week to go.The Koreas shaking hands. The Olympics weren't totally wasted then. Cool.

Tropical Vacation Memories

I overheard a tourist tell his girlfriend that Key West is the only place on the planet where drunkeness at eight in the morning is not only permitted it's encouraged! Cool.




The public face of alcoholism is an elderly man clutching a pink cab lest he fall flat on his face on Petronia Street. After I came out of the theater near midnight I saw a woman supporting a staggering man who collapsed against a wall next to me, where he pissed himself copiously through his shorts. "I'm not normally like this," he muttered. "Key West has that effect," I replied as I supported his other arm and tried to avoid the waterfall.




For those that look there is so much more to this little town. The San Carlos, property claimed by the Cuban Government as a former consulate is now an arts space on Duval Street.



Margaritaville is Jimmy Buffett's enterprise selling the tropical dream. A major photo opportunity.



Fast Bucks department store is gone and now it is being used for a while at least to showcase art work from various galleries. Worth a visit.



On tandem bicycles men ride at the front and women get to stare at their butts. It's a rule, I'm told.




Children must wear helmets but their parents feel no urge to lead by example even though the law exempts them. I am not impressed by modern parenting techniques.



Everyone dreams of making a living busking on the streets of Key West. A few pull it off:


Drunken bros shambling down Duval. What tropical vacation memories are made of.


St Paul's rises above the shambles



Looking good as the sun also sets over another night of tropical debauchery.
Sigh.

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Saturday, August 4, 2012

Rooflines And Riders

Pedaling hard with lots of luggage under the noonday sun.


Look up as you walk Key West, for you'll never know what you might see.


All those gear obsessed fusspots would freak to see a man riding in street clothes and sandals. The Harley was a bit too noisy for my taste but I liked the image of freedom and pleasure.


Classic Key West roofline.


Classic Key West scooter renter out riding.


A not very Ket West balcony. It looked more Mediterranean to my eye.


A classic Key West scooter parking lot. Motorcycles welcomed.


Just another day riding in Old Town Key West.


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