Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Morning In Morelia

Note the empty street with the giant van parked on it. We decided it was too wide for the side street and moved it. 

The historic downtown is pretty empty around seven in the morning and we cruised the street grid looking for a good spot to park GANNET2 while we went a-touristing. The van you see below is a collectivo, a fixed route minibus that picks up and drops off passengers on demand for a very small fare. Quantity not quality of riders means they drive fast to make money. 

Rusty and I went for a long walk around 6800 feet altitude in the crisp morning air. You will notice the streets are empty. Our way of handling city tourism is to arrive early downtown and park our home which we then use as a refuge during the day, or as a kennel for Rusty while we are touring museums. 

Workers use motorcycles or collectivos usually to commute though a few have cars. Many walk. 

This sign reminded me of Key West where blocking a driveway earns an expensive tow. In short the sign says no excuses accepted so don’t try to park here. 

This fountain marks the presence of a 17th century city water system. A small child drowned in it so they built the Angel statue to mark her passing. A nearby sign notes some asshole stole the fountain’s pump and please return it. 

I was so enchanted by the streets to ourselves I got distracted and lost. We walked long enough and far enough Rusty drank a whole bowl of water and passed out when we finally got back. 





Note the empty street. The driver of the red Ford Ka behind GANNET2 told me I was fine to park there and he works across the street to keep an eye on us. Typical spontaneous friendliness. 

The Plaza de Armas is typically the main square in colonial cities where martial displays were put on to let everyone know who was in charge. 

Work was underway for the Mardi Gras celebrations that last a few days leading up to Lent.



We were surprised by one of the floats coming down the street. In Morelia the floats are one person sized carried on the shoulder of a single young man at a time though they can change out for relief along the way. They represent bulls and the carriers are called toreros or toreadors. 

A former church has been converted to a public library. Closed the Saturday we were there thanks to the festivities and parade. 

Our plan had been to see a very well known art museum called The Clavijero which was also closed. They keep bankers hours anyway from Wednesday to Saturday only so that was that. Bummer. Not that they had any signs or anything, typically Mexican, but they didn’t answer the phone either. 

Morelia is a lovely city architecturally but we also e joyed the atmosphere on this short visit. 

The hotel below, The Viceroy in English, has been closed since 2019 by a labor dispute without end. I read a newspaper article which said the workers were protesting management taking their tips. 

They are camped out keeping the hotel closed while arbitration proceeds slowly nowhere. Our waiter at lunch confirmed the newspaper story. 



People were walking around the main drag waiting for a parade that supposedly started at ten. 

We sat in the Plaza de Armas and people watched for a while. 





The unmistakable profile below of the hero of independence, Benito Juaréz. 

When I was a kid in Italy in the 60s and 70s I would haunt these newspaper kiosks when we went into town. I was always ready for a new edition of the Italian comic books I followed and traded with friends. These I saw in Morelia struck a chord. They are identical. 

And finally we got to the cathedral, one of the most famous in a country filled with them. My Jewish wife was unimpressed, though she did admit St Peter’s in Rome was interesting, when I took her there a decade ago. The silver monstrance on the main altar in Morelia can be completely disassembled they say. Why you’d do that I don’t know. 

The cathedral was completed in 1744 after 84 years of work and has been upgraded and modified since then. The organ imported from Germany in 1905, has fully 4,600 pipes and the organist was playing resounding trumpet voluntarily when we were there. Most enjoyable. 

What I wanted to see was the corn paste Christ Transfigured. Apparently it was made by Indios using reeds covered in corn paste.  That it dates to the founding era of the church makes it even more astonishing. 

Commercialism is never far away and you can buy relics in the office! 





I caught the tail end of a friendly conversation between the legless beggar and the guy who looks bummed out. That and a couple of stray dogs put me in a bit of a funk as usual. Life is not fair and I tried to explain to my grumpy wife that sometimes spending money on symbols gives the hopeless hope. My justification rang hollow as we wandered the luxurious cathedral interior.  

Oh, and then by accident more commercialization of the church. 





Layne spotted a water truck and as usual wasn’t afraid to ask if he’d sell us 20 gallons. It was the most expensive we’ve bought at ten dollars for the load. 

But it saved us driving around looking. 

We took lunch on the Plaza  de Armas at a restaurant recommended by the Lonely Planet for local specialties. First we got cinnamon coffee brought to us in its component parts which didn’t work so well for me, I like it ready mixed on arrival. 

Chocolate, sugar, orange peel and cinnamon and you figure out the proportions. Sigh. It’s called cafe de olla (oy-ya) and it can be delicious if I’m not the one making it. 

The music was pleasant and my hair was still extremely short. 

More parade goers passed. 

Brunch was a strangely sweet rich corn pudding with pork and bell pepper pieces buried in it. 

And eggs scrambled with pork and tortilla chips with a side of beans and a mild tomato sauce with black corn tortillas. With three coffees and tip it came to $25 US. Not exactly street food but worth it. 

A solid police presence with a Fiat Ducato van like our Promaster closed the road. Time to go see the mythical parade. 

There they were… and what fun it was. 



Monday, February 20, 2023

Morelia Arrival

The alarm went off insistently at 6 am. Then again at 6:10. Finally at 6:20 I said we have to get up and face a Michoacán still plunged in predawn darkness.

The iOverlander app found us a parking lot where for five bucks we could spend the night. In the van behind a huge gate that closes at 9:45 and opens at seven the next morning. Welcome to the San Jeronimo public parking. 

On our evening walk we saw the back of the cathedral and we walked towards it. 

On our way we passed a barber shop. 

I could have put up a fight but it was time. Obviously. 

Until a passing motorbike backfired viciously Layne kept Rusty outside to avoid upsetting any other clients in the shop. After the backfire Rusty took cover behind me and brought Layne with him into the shop. Just as well as the process took almost two hours and twenty bucks. 

It was a process but I insisted I wanted a visible beard after it was all over. He listened but I got the tightest crop ever and my bowling ball head reappeared. It doesn’t look like me at all. 

While he worked and warmed my face for the razor blade he chatted with his buddy. He had a deal to buy a cell phone but the guy wanted twenty eight hundred pesos. I think he’s on drugs he said. Or a dealer. I told him sell me a phone for twelve hundred. And I want a charger. You need a charger for a phone. And one of those things you charge while using the phone. A spare battery his buddy said. That was the phone story. 

Chucho caught me coming out of my home the barber said moving on to chapter two. He wanted me to share an Uber. Where are you going he asked me? To work I said where else. Ride the Uber he said. No I said, I’m not paying to ride to work. But I’ve got an Uber Chucho insisted. Your problem I said. I walked as usual the barber concluded chapter two. 

They were setting up checkpoints the barber said as he started chapter three with his visiting friend. I warned them he kept saying, the fine is four thousand pesos but they ignored me. And they got caught driving at the checkpoint while talking on a hand held phone. That’s a four thousand peso fine he repeated. Funny thing happened, he went on. One guy got a really bad attitude and they found reasons to increase his fine to twelve thousand pesos he said ($600 in American). One guy was a gentleman when he got the fine the barber said. They let him off. He paid nothing. The other guy got the four thousand peso fine anyway. Imagine that the barber told his friend, good manners got him off. 

It was dark by the time we left. Morelia was lovely at night, full of energy and busy people crowding the sidewalks. I liked the city. 

Back to our ridiculous yet very comfortable quiet parking spot. 

With much less hair. 

No really. Not quite bald but close. 

Layne made dinner in the parking lot. Imagine that. 

It was a remarkably quiet peaceful night, cool enough not to need a fan or air conditioning. We three slept. 

Tomorrow was the arrival of carnival in the city.