The World’s Biggest Truck Stop

Two years ago we met Ron and his Ford F150 camper van in San Carlos, Sonora. We met him again last year and we traveled with him on and off down the Pacific Coast of Mexico. 

He lives in Iowa in a tight knit mid western family but he is a traveler by inclination and he takes off at the drop of a hat. He also invites us to visit him in his home near Kalona about as central to the center of Iowa as you can get. 

Some excellent cheddar cheese and some Belizeans trotting by in a horse and buggy as though we were back in Spanish Prospect last winter. Life in Kalona. 

We got to sleep in an actual Iowa soy bean field. Ron’s parents are as sweet and patient as you might imagine but Ron’s capacity for mezcal has not diminished. We went to bed after setting the world to rights. (Layne and Rusty gave up early). 

There was some consternation between Kalona and Richmond as live music was not heard Tuesday night at the Bridge. It turns out excessive heat was to blame, Iowans wilt in one hundred degrees (as do we in point of fact).  

It’s as though you walked into a Hollywood set, the river flowing and the cicadas creaking and Clint Eastwood either as a thwarted lover or as a steely eyed lawman could have popped out of the shrubbery. 

I am sorry to say not all of Iowa is lyrical, pastoral and dreamy. There is a hard reality underpinning it all and that starts with Interstate 80 the great connector and truck route a couple of dozen miles from Kalona. 

We stopped in Iowa city for cheap gas at Costco, thirty five cents less than the average $3:69 price around the state. I notice no difference with fifteen percent ethanol but the subsidized price (thank you fellow tax payers) is pretty low in some gas stations. 

Iowa 80 bills itself as the biggest truck stop in the world. 

Upstairs there is a barber a chiropractor and a tooth cleaner among other services. It’s a pity this place isn’t in Nevada because god knows what else might be on offer to make it really interesting.  

Rusty probably wished this place was a long way west and out of his life. 

He got as long a walk as he wanted but he paid for it later. We are going moochdocking in Chicago so this seemed just the spot for smelly dog:

And it’s right next to the truck wash though all Rusty wanted to do was escape as he waited while we rummaged for a five dollar bill in the van, as the credit card machine wasn’t working. It was a slow execution for our water phobic dog. 

Seven minutes later he was fine scampering and shaking off the moisture the hair dryer (!) failed to remove. We put him aboard GANNET2, turned on the roof top air and went for a walk. 

I know I sound like an idiot but it was your average truck stop writ large. I don’t know what I expected. 

We got an Orange Julius for old times’ sake and wandered around looking at truck parts, and $3,000 in-cab refrigerators and microwaves sold as a kit for self sufficient truckers. 

The bored trucker can check out 1953 Internationals and 1979 Petersons on sale where a conventional market might offer news of the weird. 

We got some cleaning supplies and pressed on. 

The parking lot was a vast burning desert with the car half of the lot  packed,

while the truck half was…

…half empty at lunch time. 

Been there, done that. Got the dashboard cleaner to prove it. Oh and the ice cream headache from the giant Orange Julius! 

Nebraska East

Charles Edwin Bessey,1845-1915, American botanist. 

Bessey worked at the University of Nebraska where he ended up as Chancellor. His claim to fame is helping develop the method of naming flowering plants - taxonomy they call it. But what attracted my interest was the naming of this park, campground and plant nursery after him. 

Bessey’s advocacy created a place where plants are grown to reforest Nebraska’s Sand Hills to create what these tough plains people call wind breaks. Furthermore this place supplies trees to reforest national forests. 

And we got to camp here for ten bucks a night with our senior national parks pass. Pretty snug it was with hot showers and an electrical hook up which we wanted to run the air conditioning all night. The  summer heat is still fierce across the plains, more than a hundred degrees by day and only a bit cooler at night. 

Rusty rather enjoyed this wooded oasis and we walked a lot of it in the morning as the heat index rose in preparation for another over heated day.

I peeked into the pit toilet and saw what looked very much like one of the brooms made at the Territorial Prison Museum in Laramie. I wonder… 

I should have liked to stop and stay but we have moochdocking appointments in and around Chicago  which is not nearly as scenic as the places we have been. More sand hills for instance: 

Anselmo Nebraska has a population of 107 and lies in Custer county if that helps. The village made the news last week when a nasty wreck killed the driver of a pickup. 

A semi transporting cows clipped the back of a tractor traveling on the main highway and the semi tipped over killing three cows. An oncoming pick up couldn’t stop and the driver was killed. 

I had an inkling I might like to stop and walk but it was still early and we had some driving to do. 

So we drove on through. 

And here beginneth the corn and soy fields. We’d started to leave the sand hills behind. 

Albion Nebraska is full of churches and banks but surprisingly not many people were walking the burning sidewalks after lunch. 

1600 people live here and at a cooler time of day one might imagine it bustling. 

The three of us huddled under the rooftop air conditioning and took a nap. The heat was enervating. 

Cows standing suffering in the heat. We had Chinese style tofu for dinner. 

School is back in session which makes this the best time for pensioners to travel, no crowding no families no reservations needed. 

We stopped in Omaha to get cheap gas ($3:30) and then some P.F. Chang’s to celebrate our 29th anniversary. On the way out of the box chain store part of town we tripped into a neighborhood called Benson and that is where Ted had Wally sell some excellent ice cream. 

Actor Nick Nolte used to live in this historic neighborhood, and I bought ice cream there. That’s enough for anybody’s neck of the woods. But then Bruce reminded me Warren Buffett lives in some modest tract house somewhere in this city of half a million people. So there’s that too. 

We ended up in Iowa for the night across (“acrost” in the local dialect) the mighty Missouri and we were plugged in again to stay cool in this powerful heat wave. Not a bad day’s work and the ice cream was very good.