Sunday, October 19, 2025

Team Lost And A Lake

 Before we arrived in the  Guyanas I had this idea we would get some beach time on the Atlantic coast, a notion that did not seem unreasonable given the population spread in all three territories where the inland areas are dense jungle and everyone lives close to the coast.

The Road To Brownsweg
It turns out in Guyana and Suriname no one goes to the beach and in fact there is no coast road and the reason for this I am told is because the Amazon River spews mud and the Atlantic Ocean hereabouts pours the mud back onto the beach. A Google satellite view of the coast of Guyana backs that view up as unlikely as it sounds.
The not lovely coast of Guyana
So the residents of Paramaribo (“Parbo” to the locals) go inland for water-sports to Brokopondo a name in English that sounds odd but that is what it’s called. We decided we had to go check out this broken pond too so on Friday we did. Rusty stayed home by his choice and we tested Layne’s post malaria travel endurance aboard GANNET2. Two hours out and two hours back on a paved highway through the jungle to see an artificial lake. 
We left at eleven figuring to get there by lunch time, a meal we planned to be taken overlooking the water and then back by four or five well before dark at six.  Brilliant planning which as usual came up a bit short. We never did see the lake but I have a screenshot for you. 
The lake as seen on the Internet 
The reservoir was created in the 1960s by the Dutch colonial government to provide electricity for the Aluminum Company of America to extract bauxite and process it into aluminum. The extra electricity went to help power Paramaribo.  The reservoir is huge, rated at one percent of Suriname’s entire surface area but 5,000 people were displaced by the flooding and miles of tropical rainforest were lost. Furthermore they chose not to harvest the logs prior to flooding as a result the lake is a minefield of submerged trees, and dead trees sticking up above the surface as obstacles to boating. All of which they are now trying to harvest to make back some money and clear the waters. And we are told the lake is one of the most inefficient hydroelectric projects around as it requires millions of acres of floodwater to produce its electricity. This creation may not have been The Netherlands’ finest hour. We first shot through this intersection below, which had but one tiny faded sign pointing to our destination off to the left so some back tracking was required to get to Brownsweg.
The turn off to Brownsweg with no signs 
Trying to find the vast body of water  was certainly not our best struggle with exploration either. We did leave Paramaribo with a full fuel tank so we had no worries there in the 150 mile round trip but our research was limited to asking a local where to have lunch and they said there’s a restaurant near Brownsweg overlooking the lake. So off we went. 
And from the map Brownsweg looked the closest to the water so that was our destination, but it’s not well sign posted at all. 
I got the distinct impression tourism isn’t on the agenda. Obviously there is a paved road here thanks to the hydroelectric dam and the transmission of electricity to the capital, and locals undoubtedly know their way around as they come here for fun on weekends judging by the boats we saw being towed on the highway. There are no tourists coming here to get lost except us so tough titties if you don’t know where you are going.  
But we made it to the right area probably because there is only one road. Power pole work underway at the district boundary:
Flat tire country:
There were a couple of broken bridges requiring brief dirt detours. They brought back fond memories of crossing the Amazon basin in dust and mud but the gravel didn’t last long. 
Bridge broken; no repairs so handle it is the message. I assume the country’s leaders don’t enjoy water sports or I guess the road would be repaired. 
We got to the town of Brownsweg population 5,000, with no idea what to expect, and we should not have expected much. 
We took a quick tour to look for the lunch spot overlooking the lake but despite our effort at following what looked like the major street through town we ended up totally lost. It looked like this below on the map.

 We came in past the restaurant, “Brownsie’s Eat house” the only one in town, and drove to what looked like the main road headed to the lake, depicted as a thick gray stripe and on the ground it looked like this:
The commercial hub of Brownsweg, not at all what I expect in  Suriname but it appears the indigenous Maroon population is as abandoned here as rural indigenous are in other countries elsewhere. 
This is the main road to the lake? Okay then, in we go with our giant van. 

No idea what this is, possibly a church, possibly abandoned. 
The big building ahead was a supermarket, the first I’ve seen in Suriname that did not appear to be Chinese owned. 


It was clear we weren’t getting anywhere and the road became a track that barely fit the Promaster. 
Heading back to the main road and the eatery for lunch, lake views be damned: 
We had no other option so here we stopped. 
We spent twenty bucks and it turned out to be excellent. I had Indonesian Nasi Goreng (fried rice) 
Layne had Indian chicken roti. The orange thing is a boiled egg with a spicy coating which Layne gave to me. 
The owner was solicitous and helpful and spoke perfect English thank god. 
The roti bread always comes with manioc flour inside and I don’t know why because it makes a mess and gets everywhere and adds nothing to the flavor. Aside from this cultural oddity the food was delicious even as left overs Friday evening. 
Fortified we decided to have another go at finding the damned lake. 
The second road started out better but it soon deteriorated into giant potholes that reduced our speed to walking pace. It was three pm by now and it was clear we had to turn around to get home to Rusty before dark.  So we did. 
There was a small fly in the ointment
however, and we noticed it on the way out. It happened that we passed a police checkpoint but they were only checking vehicles on the way back to Paramaribo.  As we passed on our way to Brownsweg it suddenly occurred to us we had forgotten to pack our document pack with our passports and GANNET2’s temporary import permit and insurance. 
Well hell. I had my drivers license and credit cards but that wouldn’t be what they want to see. We were screwed. 
All I could think was we’d get a ticket or a request for money and a lecture. We shrugged our shoulders and figured we’d have to take our medicine when the time came. Maybe they’d have gone home by the time we drove back through the road block.  
No such luck, there they were stopping a logging truck. Quick I thought, maybe they’ll be distracted. No, we slowed and he walked to the passenger window because drivers are on the right hand side of the car in Suriname. Here goes nothing I thought. I hate not having the proper papers and not being ready to meet the bureaucrats head on.  
Hi the cop said smiling. Everything good? Fine we said. Have a great weekend he said. We drove on.  
Sometimes god looks after drunks and fools and we certainly weren’t drunk. 
Deeply rutted melted asphalt was turned into channels by truck tires. Some drivers drove on the right just to avoid them. Layne in the passenger seat took this picture: 
How we didn’t scrape I don’t know. 

Closing in on Paramaribo. 

Friday afternoon lines of traffic in both directions. Ours seemed marginally faster going in to town, as you’d expect. 

Gratuitous Rusty picture, he does not miss van life. 



Friday, October 17, 2025

The Tailor Of Paramaribo

My sister sent me a message announcing the temperature in Northwest Scotland is hovering around 50 degrees which was a warning or a reminder to get my Andean cold weather clothes in order. Thus I discovered my jeans have developed holes in the knees, fashionable but not warm. We needed a tailor. No not fried chicken. 

Paramaribo KFC Kwattaweg
We tried two different tailors and the first said her mom does repairs but she’s in China until the middle of November so that didn’t work. The next tailor on Google Map’s list was a pretty upscale establishment so I was embarrassed to wander in to a five star haberdashery with my road clothes, but they welcomed us anyway. 
I’m no one’s idea of a clothes horse but I wouldn’t mind a jacket like that in my life. Anyway their tailor couldn’t get my jeans done before the weekend so the lady at the store gave us another guy’s name. Mr Roman does alterations she said and gave us his number. We sent him a WhatsApp and got no reply. 
Now the story gets all Suriname weird but in a good way.  The lady from the store called Layne on WhatsApp and asked how it went. We told her we’d not heard back from Mr Roman. Oh she said he probably won’t reply to you as he doesn’t recognize your number. We do that in Suriname, I’ll let him know… Well, her intervention unlocked the blockage and we promised to see Mr Roman the next day after he replied to our message after the lady at the store called him and give him our bonafides.  Suriname functions on who you know apparently.
Paramaribo cemetery entrance
We found our way to Kwattaweg 143 and after not locating the shop on our drive past the first time we went round the block on some narrow sand alleys freaking out the neighbors with our giant van, but on the second pass  I stopped across the street and took to my feet. 143 was …a supermarket. Huh?
Roman’s Supermarket
I went inside and of course the nice Chinese lady cashier spoke no English. So I got my mime jacket on and mimed sewing; her face lit up and she found me a sewing kit. Finally a guy who spoke a little English came by and he directed me down the alley alongside the supermarket. 
Roman’s Tailor Shop 
Well that looked like a tailors shop but Mr Roman was nowhere to be seen. We decided to come back after lunch, and at least we knew where to go now.  Suriname is like that, the country is so small everyone knows everyone and you hardly need to advertise. Indeed Mr Roman sent us a message out of the blue saying he’d be back after 2pm. Clearly the clerk in his supermarket told him two weirdo Americans  were looking for him and he knew exactly who we were.  We had Dim Sum for lunch. 
Restaurant basin in the dining room 
I love these basins in restaurants, not in the toilet but in the dining room and I use them. And then lunch. 
Fried ribs, dumplings, baby bok choy and hot tea
It was good but as usual not cheap at US $32. I don’t suppose that sounds wildly expensive but in Peru a workers’ lunch might cost less than ten bucks for two. Different standards of living. 
Mr Roman was in and he took the measurements and said our alterations will be ready by 1pm Saturday. I have a taxi booked to the airport for one pm Sunday with breakfast planned in Amsterdam Monday morning and lunch in Inverness. Air travel is uncomfortably fast compared to GANNET2.
Mr Roman charged a reasonable $12 for the work 
His English was not extensive but enough to be understood without miming. And so it goes in Suriname. 
Paramaribo labyrinth 
And that’s one simple task complete. Travel broadens the mind they say which may be true but it does teach you the value of knowing how to plan to take time and effort to accomplish the simplest tasks.  If you need a tailor in Paramaribo I know now how to find one. And he speaks some English. 

Thursday, October 16, 2025

The Soup Nazi

 Actually it was not a negative soup experience at all. It’s just that I like the Seinfeld humor and my wife doesn’t so if I can slip in a Seinfeld reference on my page I will.

It doesn’t look like much I know but it was a thick rich peanut soup -hold the hot sauce which I tasted and it was lethal.
We picked up our dinner at the store downtown, Souposo, which offers a variety of Indonesian soups  and rice dishes. We had fish to go with plantains and carrots. 
The staff were preparing a corporate dinner when we arrived so our order took half an hour to put together. 
But there was a breeze and Layne has acclimated after her malarial bout and seems better able to cope with tropical heat.
It was a relaxing moment waiting for soup. I like this retirement thing where other people work. 
We also stopped by the Presidential
Palace located on a sharp corner awkward for photography, but there’s always the internet for back up.
But behind the place is a large park…
…and the tables belong to a coffee shop…
…in these food huts alongside the park. It’s summer and low tourist season so most of them were closed…
…but coffee was available happily. A flat white for me and ice cream and coffee for Layne. 
Plus they ground two half pound bags of coffee for Layne. 
Sweetie Coffee worked for us. 
We tried anotherctsilors shop to get some clothes repaired but struck out again as they were too busy for immediate service. 


Actual picture of a residentially challenged local as always laid back. 

No idea what this place is but Layne thought it looked like a school district administrative headquarters. Memories of a past life I suppose. 


Paramaribo Street, Suriname 

Good soup, easy day and Rusty was glad to see us when we got back. 
Rusty walking Paramaribo