Friday, October 14, 2022

Natchez Trace

“This is one of the least remembered parts of the story,” the ranger said as I waxed enthusiastic about my stop at Pompey’s Pillar in Montana, a long held ambition.

Lewis and Clark and the Corps of Discovery have traveled with us since we crossed the bridge over the Columbia River and spent the night at a rest area on the Washington State shore. I stood and stared at the tiny bight where the explorers waited out a freezing storm for a week as they struggled to spot the Pacific Ocean a few cables away. 

Above you see Grinders Stand, a recreation not entirely accurate according to the ranger, but a close similarity to the inn where Meriwether Lewis spent his last night alive, in October 1809. We had driven 11,000 foot Lemhi Pass in Idaho, where the corps struggled to get through the mountains to the Columbia River. I had stood on Pompey’s Pillar where Clark inscribed his name. 

That was also where I bought a book by historian Stephen Ambrose on the life and expedition of Meriwether Lewis. I was in North Carolina when I got to page 484 of the huge paperback and discovered Meriwether Lewis was buried under a monument a few hundred miles away in Tennessee. Irresistible.

The broken column represents a life cut short and the structure was built in 1818, then promptly forgotten for a hundred years. You need to read the book Undaunted Courage to understand the politics of the time and the determination of President Jefferson to get the Louisiana Purchase explored. It was a struggle not quite equal to the difficulties of the journey itself. Thereafter Lewis and Clark were largely forgotten in the public rush to scoop up free land offered to white settlers ready to travel. 

Not many people know Lewis died here but he did, by his own hand, with two shots, the first scraped his head and the second went through his body killing him slowly and painfully. The innkeeper and his servant and slave found him bleeding to death after he staggered outside and there has been talk of murder. 

Ambrose dismisses such talk on the very sensible grounds that those who knew him, Jefferson and Clark above all, evinced no surprise that the 35 year old celebrity explorer killed himself. He had shown signs of personality disorders and drank massively and seemed unable to handle his status as most famous explorer of them all in the burgeoning United States. His love life fizzled and he died a single unhappy man.  William Clark married and lived in the West as a high government official dying at the respectable age of 68 in his son’s St Louis home. Very undramatic compared to this mess. Consequently we have this monument to the sad end of a fascinating life.

The ranger offered it was fine to bring Rusty inside if he was well behaved. Perfectly behaved of course but not interested! 

I am the history nerd so I soaked up the exhibits hardly able to believe the good fortune of being so close when I found out about this place. 

There is a pioneer cemetery next to the monument, small marble squares inlaid into the turf, with as many “unknowns” as names. It’s fashionable to decry colonialism but I think these people were incredibly brave to carry their country into the wilderness. 

I also learned from the ranger that the Trace was a major thoroughfare created to allow riverboat crews to walk six weeks upriver from New Orleans back to St Louis to pick up fresh down-river jobs. The old Trace was a major highway, hence Lewis’ journey here on his way to Washington to report to President Madison with his journals supposedly ready for printing at last. In his depression in St Louis Lewis failed to edit his journals and they were never printed before his death three years after he completed his journey of discovery. 

I have ridden the Natchez Trace Parkway previously and I was not impressed. Compared to other roads we have driven even just on this long trip through mountains and valleys, round notches and along coastlines, the Natchez Trace is pretty tame. At a pullout I asked a motorcyclist what the view might reveal as we walked the parking lot. 

“The power lines,” he laughed. His buddy comes up from Pensacola and together they ride his neighborhood including the Parkway. 

I prefer a van these days I laughed. One of them was thinking along those lines. I had to have a jolt to get me off my motorcycle, plus my wife wanted to travel with me… that helped make the transition to four wheels. 

The Natchez Trace will grow on you if you let it. Like Florida in some respects it’s not obviously spectacular. However it does have a particular low key rhythm if you can find it. Perhaps you need to have lots of time on your hands and the wisdom of age.  

The Trace permits no commercial traffic so the 50 mph road is smooth asphalt easy to drive. It passes through woods and farmland with occasional rest areas and viewpoints. 

It’s not flat but it’s not full of spectacular overlooks either. 

It is a serene drive in mid October on a low traffic weekday. 



And there are roadside attractions like the Lewis monument or this random stop I chose: 





The forbidden cave, I needed no encouragement not to go spelunking! I could feel the cool cave breeze blowing out of the hole. Slightly weird. 

For the first time in a long time, months maybe, the air in the woods  was warm and moist on my skin. The cold air from the cave was very noticeable by contrast. In fact we slept that night at a rest area with the rear windows open for fresh night air to prevent stuffiness. 

The free campground at the Lewis monument was full! Not a space left much to our astonishment. We drove east a couple of hours to a rest stop celebrating Huntsville’s role in the space race. A Saturn rocket parked right next to us. 

This continent  really is littered with places yes of beauty, but also of interest to captivate the inquiring mind. I foresee an old age of exploration without end in this country.

Wednesday, October 12, 2022

The Road


Did you ever see so many handicapped parking spots filled at one time? Layne went in (masked) to get our food. “I was the kid at the eighty year old convention,” she said when she came out with our biscuits, reporting no one else was masked. Pushing a walker, sure, but not worried about Covid anymore. 

You live in a van you notice a different world around you. It just seems like you have the opportunity to see the world from an odd angle when you carry your home on your back. Right now Rusty and Layne are in the bed each snoring to the tempo of their own dreams and clashing, while outside commerce rushes by at 70 miles per hour, each 18 wheeler in a perfect synchrony  of beating engine and shining wheels all keeping the mythical supply chain stocked.

Sometimes when we are grinding our way to an appointment we stop in rest areas like this one which happens to be on I-40 in Tennesse, and when we do our van feels like a palace. We have a kitchen and our own toilet, we have our bed and a well insulated van that keeps out the noise and the cold. Compare that to the smoky breath of a car driver stamping back to his tiny glasshouse, engine running, windshield condensed with moisture, no room to stretch out or space to eat in civilized comfort. 

Then again they have homes to go to, vast spaces with endless hot running water and toilets that flush away that which we have to handle ourselves. They know their place, where they belong; they have a glib reply to the question: where are you from? 

A water faucet, off US 23 approaching the Great Smokey Mountains National Park, is a find. Our thirty gallon tank was down six gallons. I siphoned three buckets of “non potable” water into the tank after I walked Rusty while Layne was making grilled cheese sandwiches. The high of van life! A full water tank! Our Berkey filter makes possibly non potable water safe to drink.

The Smokey Mountains separating North Carolina from Tennessee were worth the drive. Google maps kept wanting to send us by the freeway to save a few minutes but I mapped our route town by town from Waynesville to Kodak and we got to ride through the forests on a smooth black ribbon of National Park tarmac, no commercial vehicles allowed.

It was beautiful and colorful and a spectacle of wilderness to remind you of the origins of these vast tracts  of forest that once were so thick they were considered a nuisance and an impediment to the March of Progress. 

We came down out of the mountains into a vast endless traffic jam. Dolly Parton has parlayed her breasts and her voice and her personality into a personal Disney world that speaks to her business acumen and the endless pursuit of wealth for the sake of it. 

We drove into it unknowing, puzzled by the inherent fakery of frontier papier maché buildings in the middle of Tennessee.  The penny soon dropped, Dollyworld this and that, water slides, casinos, neon and fun by the dollar. I nearly killed a motorcyclist and his passenger when the rider mistimed his exit onto the highway and fumbled a gear change and was saved from an air ambulance and a massive medical bill by my heavy foot perfectly willing to shift the contents of my house forward to save me the paperwork and him the pain. He rode away when he grabbed the right gear and I gripped the wheel filled with unhappy memories. 

Time, we decided, to try something new. We ordered meat and salad on the website and drove to the curbside pickup point. 

Cracker Barrel usually allows RVs to spent the night in the parking lot. We’d never done this but for some reason in Tennessee we figured yo give it a go. We weren’t alone:

The rattle of the generator went on all night. I only heard it when I walked Rusty. With the door closed against a forty degree night we heard nothing and slept soundly.  

I prefer camping in the woods even where the Forest Service warns of potential  thieves picking through unoccupied camping sites. I don’t see urban thieves driving National Forests to rip off sleeping bags and gas stoves but who knows, stay fearful etc…

The Cracker Barrel manager gave us an awful warning too. We should be okay but watch out for crackheads. My wife the former attorney figured it was liability coverage. If “something” happened they did warn us…naturally we slept the sleep of the just and nothing happened. Stay afraid all the same. 

There is this sense of risk incurred simply  by being on the road. The joy of exploration, the fantasy of the road trip gets smothered by the fear of death or dismemberment by wicked highway robbers who lurk in the popular imagination. With one breath they say we are living the dream and in the next they look with pity on our lonely risky life far from the safety of a tract house.

One encounter generated the comment that we were lucky to be away while Hurricane Ian walked all over Florida. Not lucky I said, we always planned to be away in hurricane season. It’s safer. 

Tuesday, October 11, 2022

Appalachia In Pictures


Wandering the Blue Ridge Parkway, National Forest tracks, dispersed camping and so forth.