Monday, July 27, 2009

Summer Furnace

I enjoy reading about people living in desert climates at this time of year, they have heat waves that are unrivaled by the puny heat of a Key West summer, like this typical July day on Smathers Beach: This is not the place to come to find temperatures over 100 degrees (38C) or sunlight that burns a hole through automobile paint. When first I met snow birds gathering up their stuff to leave the marina where my wife and I planned to spend our summer, I asked what the attraction was. Not the weather apparently because they told me horror stories of long humid summers in unsuitable houses on the various Mid Western prairies they inhabited with their grandchildren during summer vacations. It seemed a summer even on mainland Florida is breezier and fresher than one in the depths of an Iowan cornfield. I have no terms of reference for the comparison but I see the poor dears off the cruise ships dumped into the cauldron of downtown Key West and they seem to suffer even with their fancy paper fans donated by a caring cruise ship line:

They wear broad brimmed hats and baggy unbecoming shorts from which their whitewashed legs poke like picket fences and they gasp as they strut through the city. With the best will in the world I recommend they wear dark clothing. I know it seems counter intuitive in the heat and humidity of a 95 degree (35C) afternoon but many Americans are embarrassed by obvious signs of perspiration, a necessary bodily function like so many swept under the carpet of an overly sanitized culture. Or not; what do you think? My wife and I were at a party last weekend and the subject of air conditioning came up in a room filled with seasoned travelers. The question came up about how one acclimates to air conditioning and I made the point that when one travels in less developed countries it's rare to find oneself hopping in and out of frigidly cooled buildings and one gets used to a certain temperature and humidity level and the body adapts. I doubt this artist in front of the Hemingway House would prefer to be in an air conditioned booth...?
Old timers at the Friday night party remembered fondly "the good old days" (sigh) when Key West homes were built to take advantage of the multitudinous sea breezes with jalousied windows and broad shaded shutters. I enjoy sea breezes at my home on stilts out in the suburbs but I stilt enjoy cranking my air conditioning and keeping the inside of my home mold free. Perhaps nowadays we just have more stuff, more electronics,more books more clothes all packed tightly into our closets. People climbing the key West lighthouse in search of a view, and possibly a breeze didn't look that cool up there:
Someone used to living at street level in Old Town prefers pedal power to a car even at this time of year. The trick is to take it easy and suck down iced drinks:Visitors just seem to get steamed more easily, as they stroll the streets looking for something to do, be it as simple as checking out the menu of the 915 restaurant, a splendid place for an outdoor table, ringside on Duval in winter, perhaps not so much in July:A shady spot, even that provided by a simple surrey on an electric car could do the trick.

Personally I like air in my car, I cannot conceive of driving a car down here without air conditioning, and even riding the Bonneville gets to be a bit of a trial in the heat of the day, like riding into a hair dryer. I feel like a shark on the motorcycle- if I'm not moving I suffocate! So perhaps the best thing to do is just give up and yield oneself to the power of summer:Or get someone beefy and strong to pull you to where you need to go:
Or you might want to think about taking a ride in a boat to some refreshing snorkeling spot. The only problem is you need to stand in the sun a little to organize the ticket:I wander for a while, overheating myself, while I snapped pictures that i thought might illustrate the heat of summer downtown......before I wandered off the Smathers beach for a few pictures of summer in a traditional vacation setting, there to sit in the shade to cool off in the sea breeze before my next appointment.
Luckily for me I was ferrying the recovering wife around so I got to ride in an air conditioned Nissan in the middle of the day. I missed the Bonneville, but it was a sacrifice I had to make.

10 comments:

Allen Madding said...

the heat of summer for some reason makes me wanna take a healthy jog down the beach

-Peace

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Conch:

The summer heat sucks the life out of me like a huge vaccum. Leslie and I have been attempting to cut expenses and the subject of reduced air conditioning use came up.

She suggested we set the interior temperature at 75º. I suggested that she realize that I was not an orchid and be more realiztic. My usual summer interior temperature is generally 68º, but the electric bill was around $700 a month last summer and we are looking to make a difference. So we compromised at 70º and I use fans in every room I work in.

It's much worse out on the bike, even wearing mesh. The heat creats a constant cloud of steam around me as the sewat evaporates, and people often mistake me for a locomotive.

Nice chummy post today. Loved the picture of the dog.

Fondest regards,
Jack "reep" Toad
Twisted Roads

Conchscooter said...

Things must be tough in riepe-land ( I'd have thought self interest at the very least would push you to support health care reform)but let me say I included as many nubile young women as I could manage in this post. And still no gratitude. At least madding got the joke.
My wife's illness has had her cranking the a/c down like a maniac and I have been freezing at 74 degrees. Normally we keep it around 78 when awake and 76 when I sleep in the morn ings. $135 a month for the summ er in our 700 sq foot home. Hmmm
love
Badger.

Singing to Jeffrey's Tune said...

I am more aligned with you Badger - 76-78 is the normal setting (and off in the winter - if it is cooler, than we wear more clothes).

Although we did get a $190 bill last month - I have turned off everything this month (the water heater timer is really helping - still down $40 from this time last year).

Riepe, do you have any offsets for your energy consumption? Solar panels, wind mills, electric generating exercise bikes, etc? I would faint at a $700/mo electric bill - unless you were kidding of course.

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

We have "Zero" expenses for air conditioning as in our climate it is not necessary, at least not until this year. We are in the grip of a heat wave, temps forecast up to 32c (90f) tomorrow.

Riding, even with mesh has become unbearable unless you are Rolling, but that is hard to do in our urban crawl, so like yourself I am commuting in air conditioned comfort on 4 wheels

bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin

Anonymous said...

Michael,

Better you than me in the Key West heat. We have had a colder than normal summer here in Chicago. I love it. Only people really complaining have outdoor pool memberships! Flowers are growing okay but the veggies aren't real happy.

Lynn

Anonymous said...

Michael,

Better you than me in the Key West heat. We have had a colder than normal summer here in Chicago. I love it. Only people really complaining have outdoor pool memberships! Flowers are growing okay but the veggies aren't real happy.

Lynn

Conchscooter said...

I have experimented with ashaded bed with beans and squash and they were doing great until some iguana found them. I need a BB gun.

Anonymous said...

Its been a cooler summer than normal here in Buffalo as well,however it has reached the mid 80's and i have yet to turn on the A/C in my car.Except that one time in the car wash!! I would much rather have the windows down and the radio up! The pictures in this entry were awesome! Have you considered compiling them into a coffee table book? Pencil me in for one if you do.

Buffalo Bill

Lynn said...

Garden pests here in the Midwest run to rabbits, squirrels and raccoons. Not nearly so exotic as an iguana.