Monday, December 14, 2009

800 Eaton Street

It's that time of year again, the happiest time of year! Attractive Conch ("konk") homes are cluttered with bunting for Christmas; other homes are showing off realtor signs:Holly, ivy, mistletoe and pine boughs all seem oddly inappropriate in the land of tropical greenery, but traditions don't die easily, even if they were born in the Nordic north, land of snow and darkness and ice.
Another attractive eyebrow home where the roof line descends over the upper windows to allow them to stay open in rain and unintentionally trap hot air inside the house.Eaton Street is a main thoroughfare into downtown Key West and it carries a great deal of traffic that turns off North Roosevelt onto the causeway over Garrison Bight Marina. That street, called Palm Avenue, runs into Eaton, and this is the 800 block of Eaton Street.Next to the stately mansions and Conch cottages there are a few businesses here. This used to be Chodzin roofing until the owner decided abruptly he'd had enough and quit the business. The building stood empty for a while but now it is a seafood market in the art deco structure:I caught a glimpse of a man riding a bicycle in bright yellow crocs. I wonder if he gets as much grief as I do for my pink ones.Cheyenne liked playing photographer's assistant until she tried to investigate a porch a little more thoroughly than I thought was appropriate. The leash ran out and she wasn't amused.This is the Island City Hotel:The yellow building on the left in this picture:There are always overhanging trees on the streets of Key West, along with over sized vehicles: There are porches and decks:According to J Wills Burke's "The Streets of Key West" Eaton Street is named for one John Eaton, a multi-faceted man who represented Tennessee in the Senate, worked as Secretary of War and wrote a biography of President Andrew Jackson. Eaton apparently became Florida's second territorial governor in 1834 following in the footsteps of William Duval. Eaton was not a distinguished man in the grand scheme of things and Wills Burke is puzzled as to why he got a street named for him, especially as it was named before Eaton served as governor. He speculates it may have to do with indications that Eaton owned property in Key West early in the city's formation.You too could own property in Key West, there is tons for sale, some at lowered prices though I don't see much in the way of a bargain:This is the land of outdoor living, witness the standard lamp on the porch. Just the job to supplement the moonlight for those warm December nights you want to sit outdoors and read:Too bad if you live someplace where it snows, but there again the notion of a Christmas tree looks odd to me in this town. Some people take their sense of humor to the business of decorating. Check out this tree in the flamingo-style of decoration:The best way to get around old town is on two wheels, and the scooter-phobic can always rent a bicycle, including from Eaton Bikes:This building used to be home to Florida Yacht Charters but they have gone. Perhaps because they didn't hire me. I did fine without them, they did not so well without me I guess. And on the subject of vehicles unsuitable for Key West streets, I wonder what one does with a machine like this:I am reminded of the saying that it is more fun to make a slow bike go fast than to make a fast bike go slow. There is a moral in that saying for everyone, but what it might be I couldn't rightly say.

11 comments:

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

The "eyebrow" roofline would work just fine for me, as the windows would never be open anyway. It would upset the air conditioner too much. I lke the Christmas spirit in Key West.

Great post today. I especially liked the part where you are walking your dog on other people's porches.

We have a neighbor who was very casual about walking her two chocolate labs on our front lawn, where they like to take long, thoughtful pisses (about 6 gallons each). I had inended to go down to her house, and piss on her lawn myself.

That was before Atticus got out and took off one day. Before I could hobble out to the truck and chase him, he returned happily walking with the nice lady and the two labs. Fom that moment on, that lady's dogs are welcome to come in and piss in the kitchen, if they want.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Conchscooter said...

No doubt all three are now pregnant.

Lance said...

Conch, I like the idea of Christmas in Key West, and if I have to decorate my tree with flamingos, I would gladly do it. Enjoy the Holiday Season in your appropriate for Key West, or anywhere for that matter, Bonneville. Definitely loving mine!

Conchscooter said...

Cheers Lance, air cooled parallel twins rule (to the dismay of BMW water buffalo brigades everywhere).

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

Yellow is OUT, Pink is in.

That's a very good idea to put a lamp out to read. If we do it tonight we will be buried under 15 cms of snow and ice. You will have to send out the ice picks tomorrow AM to chisel us out.

I think I can qualify for your air cooled fraternity. You forget that I also have a Twin being also with an Air-Cooled radiator.

bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Conch:

I had forgotten you referred to BMWs (with proper cooling systems) as "water buffaloes." This was my first real laugh of the day. I am going to look at a new design for a K75 tee shirt.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

byrdman6969 said...

busy eaton street. we have stayed at island city house every year for the last 9 years. always in room number 1 by the road. nice place to stay. every now and then we stay our first nite of our trip to kw at the southern cross on duval. ( alot nicer since they remodeled !) and as i mentioned before the paradise cafe, right down the street, closed you confirmed. hey cheyenne ! 56 and foggy in south carolina.......BYRDMAN

Orin said...

I imagine the owner of the crotch rocket does the same thing riders of similar machines did on Alki Avenue in Seattle—show off. Rev the engine in neutral, do the occasional burnout, etc...

__Orin
Scootin' Old Skool

Singing to Jeffrey's Tune said...

Don't forget wheelies on the crotch-rockets

Conchscooter said...

I always forget wheelies because I am way too scared to do them. I expect a crotch rocket is much more of a babe attractant than an old fart on a luggage laden replica relic.

cpa3485 said...

Based upon your obvious sensitivity, maybe we should not tease you about your pink crocs. Then again, it is just too much fun. I am still trying to find an odd season sale to get some of my own.

And If we put lamps on our porch to read by, the bugs would soon follow. No bugs in key West?