Friday, January 8, 2010

Cold People

The National Weather service predicts Sunday's night time low for Key West should be 46 degrees (8C). In light of the fact the lowest temperature ever recorded is 41 degrees (5C), this is will be a weekend to be remembered.I was talking about this main subject of conversation and we thought back to the winter of 2002 which i remember as a week of temperatures around 50 degrees (10C), when i rode the bus around town as the scooter froze my bones. The only people we took out sailing was a family from Alaska who thought the weather was summery. Perhaps it is even now, seeing as how flowers still bloom on the streets of Key West:
A powerful fish sandwich and heavy weather clothing will keep patrons comfortable in outdoor seating at Buddy Owen's Fish wagon on Caroline Street:It's the tourists who have so little time in town and find themselves caught in the middle of a prolonged cold spell. This one doesn't appear likely to ease up before Wednesday at the earliest and that's enough time to swallow a whole vacation. So much for shorts and t-shirts in January: Not everyone seems to feel the frigid cold of low temperatures and biting northeast winds. And the sight of a bare knee these days is worth appreciating around Key West: I'm not kidding when I tell you this weather is hard on some people. If you think I'm joking and this secretly feels warm you have no idea how one adapts to warm climates year round. Blood really does thin in response to perpetual heat:
The owner of the coffee shop was congratulating himself on buying the gas heater/blower. He uses it at home where he has no heat at all, but he brought to his Cuban Queen Coffee Shop to help the customers who perforce stand outdoors. I laughed and told him I had figured out my reverse cycle heating system in short order. The sky hasn't been completely blue either which lends a slightly menacing air to the day. Another cold front is expected this weekend bringing a chance of rain and absolutely no let up in the cold.
It may seem odd to see people riding scooters and bicycles in bare hands but not everyone has gloves. And not everyone that has gloves can find them.Sometimes, when you lack proper cold weather gear the best thing to do is smoke a cigarette and just look cool, rather than cold.
The idea that the Key West sun may be harmful is hard to let go, even when your ears are burning from the cold:
I have to be honest; the idea of taking a tour is to me anathema just at the moment. I have forced myself to commute by Bonneville the past couple of nights when my wife was home to take care of the dog, but it is a cold joy to be riding once again. The engine takes forever to warm up properly and I wonder what people who routinely ride in colder temperatures do. I remember in my callow youth being cold a lot of the time, but the fun of the chill is not as acute at age 52.Ooh, look! A scarf! I think that's what that is...
Bloody tourists showing off their lily white knees and enjoying the cold.
And what, I ask you, is the point of a padded jacket that has no sleeves? This guy at least has an excuse- he's working:
For women a cold snap is an opportunity to show off some real winter wear, like fuzzy boots and jackets and stuff:And hoodies ( the Harley in the background is purely a coincidence). Churches have been opening their doors to people who need help, and that's not just for homeless people but for people without heat- including homeowners and people who live on boats. I have lots of unhappy memories of cold nights on a boat, and the blessing of 110 volt electricity is not to be overestimated when the nights are cold. Fireplaces are as rare as hen's teeth in Key West. You are more likely to find flames ...on a jeep?
It's too cold for me to think about lighting up my outdoor fire pit, I'd burn one side of me and freeze the other sitting around a fire. However some demented wastrel was running an outdoor fan on their porch:
When the sun did put in a timid appearance it was a pleasant scene to ride a bike through, even though when I got back to the car the temperature gauge read 57 degrees (14C) at 2:30 pm.
The equator is about where I'd like to be right now, sweating like an honest tropical dweller:
I found bitter irony in this Portuguese (or Brazilian) named home. "House of the Sun" indeed! This dude had it figured out, a hat under a helmet, heavy gloves, sweat suit, socks and a big shaggy sheepskin on the saddle to keep his bum warm:
This lady on Summerland Key had it all color coordinated too. She must be prepared for cold snaps:There are a few hard core riders still out on the Overseas Highway (Notice everyone wearing a snug warm helmet? Those lids have a purpose after all!):
So what is the well dressed Labrador wearing this cold winter season? A snug fur coat of course, all enveloping, with a color coordinated green nylon collar and a nice purple and yellow pair of id and rabies tags to set off the ensemble.
And a great big shit eating grin as these temperatures are what Labradors live for.

14 comments:

Chuck Pefley said...

Dear Conch,

Condolences are in order and I send them before you shove off south to take up temporary residence at the equator.

I couldn't agree more that aging seems to exacerbate sensitivity to the cold. Only a few short decades ago I thought little of going out without coat and gloves routinely for short trips to grocery or drug stores. Not today.

And yes, helmets do have a use. Most notably the contain our gray matter when coming into contact with hard objects such as asphalt. A side benefit is keeping your ears toasty.

Hoping the temperatures you consider too low mitigate soon and I hope you don't freeze during the time your one pair of long pants are enjoying a warm water wash cycle.

Anonymous said...

I hope it passes soon. I'm thankful my vacation had great weather and pity those New Yorkers taking Florida vacations this week. There is a guy from the Rat forum riding his Scrambler from NYC to the Keys right now despite my advice to the contrary. Hope he makes out okay. Its 20 degrees and snowing here but we are ready for it in the mountains of New york . Warm house , fireplace and snowboard at the ready and the dog seem to love it.

I dreamt of the coral reef the other night - that was really nice.

best regards,

Sal Paradise

Judi said...

Any word yet on your friends the iguanas? I've read that in some places they are dropping out of the trees from the cold. It would be a good time to gather them and ship them off somewhere.
My black lab can't stand the cold,her nick name is chilly millie. She would rather lay out in the sun on a 90 degree day than be in the cold. My chocolate lab loves the snow and cold and rolling in the snow..

cpa3485 said...

Very nice knee and elbow porn today! Thanks!
One of our dogs is a German shepherd / husky mix. Not necessarily the brightest dog in the world, but a real sweetheart. She has amazing fur and loves colder weather. If I had a dog sled, she would be a perfect lead dog.
Your dog looks really great in that picture!

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

all this talk of COLD and warm clothes has made me depressed. I'm going somewhere where they have never heard of gloves, scarves, winter jackets. Saturday night will find us in Kona, Hi for a week of basking in the sun.
I still have that image (in my mind) of you huddled on the floor of your washroom with your space heater ON full blast and wrapped in 3 layers of blankets, wearing fleece garments. And this year you also have the warmth of Cheyenne to keep you company. Enjoy the cold and remember that this is normal for the rest of us "up north". If only we could reach 12c as our daily high

bob
bobskoot: wet coast scootin

Susan said...

It's in the thirties here and we had a light snow (2 inches) this morning. Right before Christmas we had 24 inches. Yesterday was 38 the highest it's been in weeks. People were positively giddy....no coats, young me in shorts (a new fashion statement!). The cold is returning this afternoon...high dropping to 20 and wind chill. But the sun is out and that's nice no matter what the temperature. ( I had a lab (who lived to be 17) growing up who delighted in the snow....made tunnels with his nose!

susan said...

that would be young MEN in shorts (not me!!!!!!!)

Anonymous said...

On Wednesday it was 13 below with a 43 degrees below zero wind chill factor in Livingston Montana. It's warming up to above zero though, tomorrow it may get above 32, time to take off some layers. Still I'd rather be in Key West.

Bob from Livingston Montana

Unknown said...

The 130 pound golden retriever granddog would never be comfotable in Key West. His year round attire is a serious fur coat. He loves the cold and snow. Even with the air conditioning in the summer he searches out the coolest spot in the house when he visits...the foyer tile floor.

I promise Layne we will have extra blankets for the bed for her visit.

Cousin Lynn

Shonassie said...

Dear Sir,

Read your blog to my daughter to day, and she said she would still happily change places with you if she could. And she does agree with you about the thinning blood. We have spent many spring breaks in the Florida Keys, and coming back to Michigan after only a few days is a trial, as or blood has already thinned and while most here are starting to shed their layers in mid-April, after our southern diversion, we are totally back into heavy winter garb until June!! Must say though, as we are now frozen solid in negative wind chills and arse deep in snow, 46 degrees sounds like just good football weather to me! Hope this passes soon for all of us, and on the bright side, it might be cold, but at least you didn't have any hurricanes this year!! Stay warm however you can until this blows over!

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Shirley:

So you will have a few days of an early North Eastern Spring. I would still be out on my bike cuttig up rough. The temperature here is a very ridable 30º, even without the the new electric gear I now own.

But we got another 1/2 inch of snow last night and the local townships dropped enough grit on the pavement to sand my three-spoke rims square. This effecetively ends my riding season until the first week in April, when they officially start sweeping this crap up.

May I refer you and your wife to the Gerbings heated gear site? You can get a great vest or jacket liner for the chilliest days, that will run for hours on a tiny lithium battery, that tucks into the garment.

You can plug it into a wall socket to recharge it at night. This way, you can stop crying. (The dog is getting embarrassed.)

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Unknown said...

I was there in 1981 when it hit 41, we all thought it was the end of the world and we were going to die.

I miss th 40's being cold instead of the teens.

William

Conchscooter said...

I am not all fond of people who like cold weather in Key West. I wonder why they bother to live here.

janna said...

That picture of Cheyenne is precious! I've been thinking of heading for KW as I'm freezing to death here in Louisiana, heating a whole house w a little ceramic heater & it's still about 40 degrees inside. At least I've got my dogs (former jailbirds like Cheyenne) to keep me warm!