Tuesday, April 27, 2010

500 Bahama

The downtown supermarket bills itself a as social center as much as a place to buy household supplies. Locals don't usually clog car parking with scooters. Bahama Street is but two blocks long (Bahama Drive is a completely different street out by the airport and Little Hamaca Park) and the four hundred block runs from Eaton to Fleming while the 500 block starts here at Fleming Street and heads south. I took this picture looking north toward Eaton Street in the distance.Bahama Street is a handy back road that runs between Duval with its slow speed cruisers and Simonton Street.Dust catchers galore around here.By local standards Bahama Street is quite wide and this time of year is less cluttered with pedestrians than in winter. Perhaps it's the grocery store in the heart of the tourist district but Bahama invites amblers for some reason,so when I'm riding through I keep a close eye out for walkers. When it's me on foot there's always something to see. One finds it hard to imagine what purpose such a minuscule terrace might serve. Perhaps a pulpit, or an outhouse at three in the morning for a bladder distended by too much drink.
On a more conventional scale we see regular Conch cottages with unoccupied porches. Such is the cost of real estate (still) it takes work or a summer Up North to fund the Key West lifestyle. Lollygagging on the porch is a rare activity.These places are characteristic and cute but way too close to Duval Street for my taste. Oh yes, the parking bugaboo. Wait a minute, what did I say about lollygagging? He and I both.And pigs may one day get wings and fly. Already happened in Key West.
Jack riepe's million dollar pad complete with cigar humidor on the porch and a garage for his girlfriend Stiffie downstairs. For us commoners, a place in the increasingly warm sun is all we desire.I am quite fond of these old style shutters which i remember from my youth in Italy. The shutter stops are the same curly shapes that I recall. I am told they are less effective than modern ugly hurricane shutters made from aluminum, which does not come as a surprise. However in the historic district city rules do allow the use of hurricane resistant modern materials. They recommend prayer and total immersion as the alternative. This is the back of the old Strand theater now used as a modern inconvenience store and pharmacy which jealously guards it's off=street parking.The view from here may not be much but this is an example of classic key west architecture that has survived the ages. Historic preservation rules are not as crazy as they seem sometimes because the old timers tended to build in the most secure spots (just as in New Orleans the French Quarter and Faubourg Marigny survived Katrina largely unscathed).Cheyenne enjoys walking just about anywhere people deposit their trash.I look up to admire a previously unseen corner and before I know it Cheyenne has tangled her leash on an obstruction, or stuck her head in the rails.
If they hadn't posted a no trespassing sign here we would have swooped in no doubt. I have been leaning toward getting a folding bicycle as, in the interest of reducing the number of passengers the transit authorities no longer allow bicycle racks on shuttle buses up the Keys. They did recently rule that you may carry a folding bicycle on board as part of your hand luggage.If gasoline reaches five dollars a gallon it will be worth my while to buy a monthly bus pass, so I keep this plan in the back of my mind. The cell phone tower at Bahama and Southard marks the old Spanish language AM radio whose frequency (1500AM) has been taken over by KONK AM. This tower in the middle of town used to surprise me as it looked so out of place. One gets used to anything, even in the historic district.Nearing the end of Bahama we see the Automated teller Machines of the bank too Big Too Fail, formerly my bank until I went local last month.And more illustrious scooter parking. The Burgman 650 is a no maintenance wonder by Suzuki but it is enormous.When I was a youngster I used to carry my dog on the floorboards of my Vespa. I eyed the Suzuki visualizing Cheyenne between my feet. It seemed like a recipe for disaster.

9 comments:

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

I recently viewed a You Tube clip in which a Burgman was cocked a well over a hundred miles per hour. When the day comes and I am a total cripple (next Friday?), this may be the only option available to me.

The house you indicated for sale was very pretty, and I'm sure it is a gem, but I could never live that close to my neighbors. A million bucks wouldn't get you much of a house on the water in Lake Placid, NY... But it could buy you 500 acres and a hell of a house 30 miles away, with enough change left over for a "Defender" in the garage.

Your wife's scooter has to get at least 70 mpg. That would be three one-way trips to work for you for the $4 you stated.That to me would be a far nicer option than a bus. My brother has a folding bike he carries on the subway in New York City.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Anonymous said...

If gas reaches five bucks a gallon, there goes my blog!

Here in Gainesville, much of the student population uses scooters, but I can't see myself riding one on Alachua County's bumper-car boulevards. With or without my Pugs in tow!

Singing to Jeffrey's Tune said...

The folding bike option is something that I had not considered.

Our local bus schedules in my end of town are lax at one ever hour and 15 (but at least I have them).

Getting to the other end is sometimes a toll. I have used the bike racks, but there are only 2 and it is first come first serve, and when gas was over $4 a gallon they went fast.

Speaking of public transportation. There is hope that the light rail in Orlando will eventually spur some light rail here. There is also talk of a bullet train between Tampa and Orlando.

cpa3485 said...

We have 2 Burgman's in our little local scooter club. One is a 400, the other a brand new 650. They are both very nice and very capable of slab speeds. Both have stereos and lots of amenities. I could envision Jack on either one and have thought about suggesting this to him. But then again, I am not sure he would be happy with anything other than a BMW. I know he is pretty proud of his German Messerschmidt.

Anonymous said...

Your were really in my neck of the woods,as Diana and i stay at the Mango Tree Inn on Southard st.After a mojito or four that radio tower helps guide us home..!

Buffalo Bill

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

How about a folding electric scooter. I saw one for sale recently. Perfect for KW, only one 6 ft hill.

Jack: the problem with scooters is that for the same displacement, they are much heavier than bikes but easier to mount because of the empty space between the floorboards, and weight is lower. My scoot is probably 80 lbs heavier than the Wee, and the wee is considered heavy.

bob
Wet Coast Scootin

Conchscooter said...

And the Burgman is long as well as heavy.
Have no fear gainesville gas will go well beyond 5 bucks a gallon; it is a constant theme in my mind that I should get over my distatse for living cheek by jowl and short sell the house and rent in the city and dump my commute.happilyu my wife repeats wait and see before I try to do something stupid. ask buffalo bill, he sees me be stupid everytime he offers me fried gator chunks.
jeffrey: buses require using the time spent on board wisely because they take ages compared to personal transport. cpa1234jim riepe is all image and now he is wedded to his brick he cannot do anything sensible. by brick I mean his bmw not stiffie.

Cindy said...

Jack's gonna need more than a mil for that porch: It's listed for $3.9. Includes cheek and jowl. Yes, Truman & Co. have a spot on my bookmark toolbar.

Conchscooter said...

3.9 ? ? good grief. I hope they get it. That alone would bring he market back.