Monday, April 26, 2010

Vignettes XXXIV

So you're walking down the street, your dog on a leash, minding your own business and a guy carrying a bucket walks by. Huh? Which ship did he step off? Queen Anne's Revenge?
I am not a great fan of the pirates in Key West fictional history, but wearing a tricorn on the street is one up on wearing pink crocs, and he's doing it so naturally, not as part of a pirate dress up. So here it is, Monday morning in Key West and I'm loose with my camera.My wife spent Friday night at the Relay for Life where people ran round the school track banishing cancer forever. We loaned our tent to the team from Monroe County School District as people ran all night to raise money to banish cancer. I was sitting up working, earning money for myself. The REI Base Camp 4 is a personal survival shelter for the Great Depression. It also works really well at the Dry Tortugas camp ground.


Key West PD just got accredited again for another three years. It was a stressful time for the officers as they got ready for the inspectors to show up and put everyone under the microscope. We passed with flying colors apparently, and I didn't bog down dispatch. I have always been fond of Harley's Road King but the ones with the blue lights are, well, you know, hard to spot. The Sheriff's office uses BMWs on Highway One but Key West PD is a little old fashioned. On an island this small you'd think Vespas would work better but I don't think they are ready to be that radical in the motor unit. Command presence they call it and scooters don't have it. "Cute" is not the image officers are looking to project.I wasn't sure if Cheyenne was eying the motorcycle or George's helmet. Either way we moved on.
My uniform shirt came from Ramona's on Southard Street. I love the name of the store, I've never heard of embroidery called "put-on" before. They do good work if my badge is anything to judge them by; it's years old and looks like new.
This passer by wasn't wearing a hat but she was carrying her world on her back. I wanted to know what the story was, was she new in town? Relocating apartments? Returning an ex's clothing?
Most likely none of the above but...I did wonder. Change is good and recycling represents change around here. Duval Street bars resolutely refuse to change and heap their empties in the trash. I recycle my ten bottles a week though, as do most of my neighbors. That restores the balance. They say that a true Floridian recognizes a parking spot in the shade as a "good" spot.
Summer is closing in so finding a shady spot is critical these days if Cheyenne has to wait in the car. I was riding into town for coffee with my wife and I saw a motorcycle pulled over on the median of the four lane highway at Mile Marker 6 just south of the Boca Chica bridge.With everyone carrying cell phones and modern machinery run by computers and electrons roadside repairs seem silly, but I pulled over in the spirit of all the stupid waving that goes on between motorcyclists. None of the wavers had stopped to help, I notice. However it turned out that the couple of wrenches I carry in a saddlebag fixed everything.
His shifter came loose and fell off, but miraculously he found it in the gutter and lacked a couple of wrenches to reattach it. All done!
It was dusk and Cheyenne and I had finished an hour-long street walk and we were sitting on a park bench at Bayview Park. Jose Marti was standing there with his permanent thousand yard stare.
The funny thing about Marti is that he is hailed as a hero of revolution and Cuban independence on both sides of the Straits of Florida. The government in Havana praises his memory as a fighter against Spain and by extension against landowner oppression. On this side he represents the fight against Communist dictatorship. A hero for all reasons and he spent time in Key West too.
So he gets an old fashioned marble monument where the bums doze during the day in the park. Perhaps he represents liberation for them too, if they even notice him. Sailing was my liberation when I was a youngster. Me on Monterey Bay in 1986.
Mountain biking was in it's infancy and we rode all over the Santa Cruz mountains Tim and I. He photographed me fording the San Lorenzo river and nearly not getting my bicycle across.
We went camping in the Los Padres National Forest too and slept under the redwoods. It was cold but I was young and tough and loved the mountains and the outdoors. Nowadays I like the outdoors but I like it hot.

Tim sent me the pictures, presumably because he was cleaning out his computer or something. Now he's cluttering my mind with memories. Could it have been a quarter century ago?

16 comments:

Jack Riepe said...

Dear Sir:

So let me get this straight... Some guy was riding a "Honda" — the Toyota of motorcycles — and the shifter vibrated off? And the bike does not come with a tool kit?

It's 46ยบ here today and pissing down cold rain. The trees in the street are an exlosion of beautiful, new leaves. I'm out of my special coffee, and didn't remember to order it until Friday night. It may sometime tomorrow until I rgain my composure.

It is only 6 days away before that big ride and event next Sunday. The weathrer for Sunday is supposed to be excellent.

Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads

Anonymous said...

That chick was doing a guy's laundry. I can spot that high-tech laundry basket a mile off and I might even have one in my garage right now, full of hangers, Dockers, and shrunken Levis (mind the hot water!).

I have issues with the heat, so I am glad to learn that it is possible to adapt. Your pic of Monterey Bay (a place I spent many happy hours watching the squid fishermen) made me long for a low fog.

Conchscooter said...

Toad: the weather sounds perfect for re-re-organizing your sock drawer. It's good practice for organizing bmw riders.
gainesville:i spent 20 years struggling to learn to love california coastal summers and never succeeded. I hated sailing in 15 foot swells with three foot waves on top and I longed for islands to anchor behind...I managed to survive though! I found my reward in trhe hot and humid keys.

cpa3485 said...

The police force here has a bicycle unit that rides around on Trek mountain bikes. Not sure how effective they are but the officers that ride them appear to be in better shape physically than some of the others.
The Vespas seem like a good idea, but they probably couldn't catch a Camaro on the highway.

Conchscooter said...

KWPD has bicycle officers too. A horse patrol officer who recently retired was famous for conducting traffic stops much to the discomfort of drivers who thought he was for show. The top speed limit in Key West is 35 mph so speeding Camaros have little application on an island jurisdiction four miles long. The Sheriff and Highway patrol have unmarked sedans for that on the open road outside town.

Florida Native Mom said...

Just found your blog through Suwannee Refugee. Love it. My husband and I both ride and he would be thrilled to see that Bonneville you ride. He's a total motorcycle fanatic. He's ridden to the keys a few times. We've been talking about going again soon.

Cindy said...

The orchid is a lily -- an auratum, mostly known as Orientals because it's native to Japan. Wonderful outside for adding scent to the garden. Inside, not so much, unless you're one of those folks who likes nothing more than to linger in the perfume department. Gives me a headache. The one I was given as a gift last week is in a vase on the front porch. Visitors think it's grand for that moment when they cross the threshhold.

Thanks for whetting my daydreams of living in KW. Your blog is fabulous. My sister (who lives in Key Largo), mother and I will scout for your pink crocs during a visit in early May.

Cheers.
Cindy

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

BLINK your eyes and it will be 25 years later. I can't believe that you look the same now, as then, only wiser and more cynical

bob
Wet Coast Scootin

Unknown said...

Mr Conchscooter:

on second thought, remove the word "WISER" from the above comment

thanks
bob
Wet Coast Scootin

blameitonbuffett said...

Conch:

Such a juxtaposition... pictures of a younger you mastering swells in California bays, climbing steep mountain passes a spit's distance from redwoods and fording rushing mountain rivers... to today's you lazily walking a sedate yellow lab in pink crocs a spit's distance from life partners enjoying cosmopolitans and wheels of brie. Who would have guessed the future fate of the Italian Marlboro Man?...

Accredidation absolutely sucks and ranks high on my list of life's ass pains. Congrats for having passed. 3 years go by quick (as you know), so enjoy it for now.

Love the vignettes, as always, thanks!

caddis said...

CS, could you do a blog on the KW Bocce. I stumbled on some matches on the bocce pitch down on Atlantic (?) and those folks were having a ball.

Chuck Pefley said...

Very nice to see the friendly wave turned into helpful action. Good for you!

Rob said...

Nice mountain biking pics! Sans helmet even. It's amazing to me some of the bikes people rode in those days. I own an early 90's Specialized Hardrock rigid that I ride occasionally when I want to punish myself. My 2008 Giant Trance is worlds apart in comparison. Cheers to disc brakes, full suspension, and linear shock and spring rates.

Conchscooter said...

If you want to find my pink crocs in May give me a call 305 589 1904.I was going to be with riepe but he cancelled on me.
I was moutainn biking in Santa Cruz in the mid 90's and got yelled at for not wearing a helemt. I moved to key West where only the snowbirds wear head gear on bicycles. These days I amble and wear pink crocs to ford the muddy bits.
Too many people are saying they like my blog so I am getting nervous. Should I be rude to bobskoot to relieve the tension?

Conchscooter said...

Oh and by the way mountain biking back then we used Schwinn "mountian bikes" with extra heavy frames and wide handlebars and fat tires. Very unfancy.Helmets didn't exist even had I wanted one.

Unknown said...

Mr Conchie:

quote: "Too many people are saying they like my blog so I am getting nervous. Should I be rude to bobskoot to relieve the tension?"

I love you too ! PINK crocs and all You are sort of a likeable sort

bob
Wet Coast Scootin