After so many essays on someplace else it's time to be back in the Keys, the place I like to call home. 85 degrees and muggy at the top of the Niles Channel Bridge. 74 degrees inside the Fusion (where do they get these car names?), with Cheyenne snoring on the back seat.
We stopped on Cudjoe Key for a pre-walk walk. Fat Albert was keeping an eye on things for us in our absence. No Cuban military invasions to report in the last ten days. Phew.
All was light happiness and tourism on Cudjoe Key. Cheyenne inspected the premises to make sure nothing too radical had occurred in her absence. All appeared well.
She did very well with Wayne and Chuck while we were in California. Sometimes I think she likes the boys rather too much, them and their chicken and rice suppers. Happily the penchant for confusing signs is in evidence in the Fabulous Florida Keys. This used to be Mad Dawgz Bar B Q, gone and much missed.
The Overseas Highway was showing evidence of too many damned people. The snow storms Up North are inducing the snowbirds to stay here for a little longer apparently, and weekend visitors from the mainland are forming long lines into and out of Key West.
I am seeing a lot of motorcycle Spring cleaning these days. Everybody wants a Honda Monkey bike, don't they?
A million miles to the gallon and only a few rust spots.
I had the misfortune to fall into line behind a couple of motorcyclists riding into town carefully decked out in high viz jacket (carefully masked by her luggage) and exhausts loud enough to give me a headache.
It was somebody else's turn to get a ticket and we steamed on by.
Blatting along at 45 miles per hour...
....still blatting along at 45 miles per hour. I am terrible at accepting my place in a long line of bored car drivers when I am riding the Triumph and i like to look for gaps when dotted yellow lines appear. Harley riders seem much more passive on the whole though visitors of course have been drilled with the notion thta passing on the highway is very very difficult. BMW riders too probably, would be obediently in line, like the Teutonic riepe for instance.
There was absolutely no hope these dears would seize the initiative and pass a car or two, but they were probably smart as the line was long and they were on vacation. I was stuck in my cage listening to their loud exhausts.
What a glorious day to be a pirate. Summer clouds are starting to form.
The scenery didn't change much at all and there was a fairly constant stream of cars in the northbound direction, toward us.
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Fusion (where do they get these car names?)
You try coming up with a name that has no negative connotations in any language spoken in any markets where you do business, and see what you come up with. Ford applies the 'Fusion' name to a bunch of different vehicles worldwide. The Focus almost got called the Fusion, but I guess it didn't do well in the uh, focus groups (sorry!).
Isn't the speed limit on the Overseas Highway 45 mph?
__Orin
Scootin' Old Skool
Before Ford introduced the Probe (arguably the most unfortunate car name ever) it was their intention to release it as the new Mustang. After much protest and outrage from critics and fans of the Rustang, they caved and released it as the Probe.
I drive an Acura TSX. I have no idea what it stands for. My 240Z is easier to decipher. 2.4 liters and everybody knows that Z is the fastest letter in the alphabet.
Orin- Bonneville, Vespa, and X1200XR for a start. You'd think the speed limit on the Overseas Highway is 35 judging by how the visitors and snowbirds drive. long stretches are 55mph and in Florida you can go 5mph above the limit and get nothing more than a written warning, by state law. However they can always nail you for "too fast for conditions" or "reckless" etc...I tend to ride 8mph over to not attract undue attention where I can. Unless I am stuck in a line at 35mph. Passing is dependant on the amount of oncoming traffic of course though there are lots of passing spots.
Dear Rob when i think of Probe I think of riepe. I wonder what that's all about.
Dear Conch:
Loud pipes save blogs... Their exhausts gave you at least four really good "bitch about something" opportunities in the current blog episode. I swear to God if you couldn't bitch about something, you'd fart yourself to death.
Why don't you dedicate the next blog, which you wrote 14 weeks ago, to something rightous and happy. (Think of Donald Sutherland in "Kelly's Heroes.") Think of Key West as the land of the near perfect temperature, 99ยบ (F), perfect views (fat people with shapeless asses in bright purple shorts), in a social perfection (where forgotten and jobless people seek romance with each other in mangrove swamps festering with stripped scorpions).
Yesterday, an Amish farmer in a buggy gave me the finger when I buzzed by.
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
It's interesting that motorcycle riders in your neck of the woods ride too passively. Here it seems they are always passing in illegal zones and driving much faster than the speed limit- even on curvy mountain highways. Perhaps they are already succumbing to "island time" as they ride down through the keys. Of course they can't ride much in winter so perhaps when the bikes finally do get taken out of the garage, they have a lot of pent up energy...
Good to see the keys (and Cheyenne!) again!
Welcome home! I have to admit that I was missing my daily dose of the Keys.
What in this universe makes Harley riders think anyone, other than themselves, enjoys the sound of those machines? Did their puberty stop at 12? The Southpark parody was much too kind.
Dear Jackie:
1)I don't want to tempt the gods by finding perfection here on earth. They are a bitchy crowd and take perfection away from mere mortals.
2) I'm notg writing to make money so I don't have to kow tow to the Amich buggy whip makers like some Pennsylvania bloggers have to, too bad for them
3)I am at that happy stage in life where the past is more than the future and when it coems time to shrug off this mortal coil I want everyone to know the futre sucks big time so I will be glad to be getting off the merry-go-round
4) I enjoy exasperating you, my love. How deep is the snow inWest Goshen today? Ha ha.
Dear Danette: car drivers on the highway know "bikers" (accountants disguised as pirates) are on vacation and wobble slowly so the sight of a Bonneville entering the traffic flow causes panic as they see theyr schedules going down in flames. I try to reassure them by keeping ahead. Vacatiuon slows the metabolism down as it should.
Gary: I had been missing the keys but luckily they are still here.
Lost: change is coming with stricter regs and decibel counts and prohibitions on bikes in certain places. My mufflers are factory issue. I figbure I get to ride less obtrusively on my street and on the highway if Iamnot rumbling half way to Cuba. Unobtrusive is good if you need to get somewhere.
I learned to ride and drive in Italy which I hope explains everything.
"Loud Bikes deafen those around you" is a bumper sticker I am going to produce.
Reipe, I am told that the Amish get a "free pass" to be wild when they are like 16, so if you see a buggy a rock'in, don't come a knock'n.
Hey Conchy, I'm headed down to the Keys too. Only I'm coming down in December. The wife and I are camping at Bahia Honda. Are the restaurants pretty dog friendly in Key West and Marathon? I've never brought dogs with me before.
Mr Conchscooter:
don't be doing even as much as 5 km over the limit or you will get a ticket. We also have lots of red light cameras here, so yellow means stop, NOT go faster.
Loud pipes get you tickets. We have the decible police here stopping everyone to check mufflers. If they are too loud kiss your bike goodbye until you replace with an OEM muffler.
My bike is quiet as the wind at highway speeds
there is nothing like arriving home after a journey.
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
They have started to put cameras at intersections in the keys but I see people running red lights...I wonder who checks the cameras after they have recorded someone running a red light?
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