There is a school of thought that says the Federal Government is overreaching when it tells municipalities how to letter street signs. Apparently any time a city or county has to replace street signs the letters must be in lower case and no longer all in upper case. This rule was dreamed up by the Bush Administration in between conquering other serious problems facing the nation. This street sign is supposed to say Albury. This is Key West so Homeland Security rules kind of apply, from time to time. I suppose when eventually someone happens by and repaints this street marker it will get the now proper lower case treatment. Until then evil doers will have to guess where they are at this street corner.
Cheyenne is not much concerned by any such issue. She enjoyed the trash dumped by thoughtless people.
I enjoy the Key West skyline as always, mixed roof line, palm trees and wispy white clouds.
This picture I liked because it made a charming old Key west turret look like something else entirely. Rapunzel never did toss down her hair.
Red flowers, whose name continues to escape me. the open window may be a hint that it isn't yet as warm around here as it will be soon. There is a still a cool breeze blowing.
I liked the pale blue color popular around Key West enough that I pained the underside of my stilt house a similar shade. The color supposedly has the side benefit of keeping insects and spirits away.
I am always bothered (because I am weird) when I see a badly parked two wheeler. The rule always was back wheel to the curb, so that the bike is less likely to roll and tip and because when leaving the rider can see the traffic in all directions and leave the parking spot safely. A lovely red Buddy parked like this just looks odd to my old fashioned eye.
I was about to stroll up the ramp, when fortuitously I saw the ugly yellow sign. Without the big black letters one would never have realised this was private property...
I am no fan of Christmas, hallmark holiday designed to make frugal people feel bad, but some people can't get enough.
I like my vehicles to be paragons of practicality. Even my lovely Bonneville is simply a daily rider. For others a car is a blank canvas and this car has a bunch of sea shells glued all over the bodywork. Whatever works.
Even I know this old Porsche is called a bath tub model. At least i think it is. For some reason it reminds me of my youth though I have never owned a Porsche nor have I aspired to one.
Happy tourist chaps sailed by on rental scooters. I really enjoy the two wheeled focus of the southernmost city.
Jose's Cantina has been resurrected as Caribbean Blue but the menu is simply Cuban as far as I can tell. I tend to think of Caribbean as involving foods other than simply Cuban as delicious as they are. Roti, jerk, and other Anglo-Caribbean delicacies involving fish and the like.
Coconuts are quintessentially Caribbean and decidedly not native plants around here. It's funny because no one claims to actually like these trees, the arguments in their defense always go something like "Tourists like them..." or "Tourists expect to see them..." as though it is too much of a geek thing to like coconut palms.
I like the way they look very much but they are tremendous amounts of work. I have a dozen mature trees around my house and they produce tons of fronds and tons of nuts. These days fresh coconuts seem like they could be a real boon in a time of crisis but I get more of them than I can handle... This next picture is ART, "Conch shell on milk churn,"
...and when you say that out loud please remember the "h" in Conch is silent.
6 comments:
Great pictures. Listening to Howie Livingston on Beach Front Radio (on the Internet) while reading your blog makes me want to come back sooner than the Meeting of the Minds in November. People here think I'm going to be like Mike McCloud's song, come down for the weekend and that was 20 years ago. By the way, Mike's ex wife, Franke, is running next year for US Congress on the Democratic ticket here in Montana. I'll be helping her.
Bob from Livingston Montana
Dear Conch:
You'll be able to letter street signs anyway you want after Friday, when the federal government will shut down, prior to being outsourced to China. The good news is the Capitol Building will be known as "The General Electric Whore House And Chinese Take-Out Place." If you get there early enough on Friday, you'll be able to trade an American job for a Chinese lightbulb. Don't drop it though, as it will poison everything within 50 feet.
I think the "Key West Turret" is an interesting effect. Did they originally have cannon on them to ward off Union "Monitors" during the Civil War?
The red flower is an opium poppy.
My rum bills would be unbelievable if I lived in Key West with access to fresh coconut milk everyday. Key Limes... Fresh Coconut... Fresh Free Range Chicken... Key West is the land of plenty.
That Santa looks like an illustration from Edward St.John Gorey.
Now go meet Chuck (on Fleming) and write a cool motorcycle blog. My hip popped again when I tried to get on the bike yesterday. I'm starting to get nervous. I was thinking how cool it would be if you lived across the street. Then you could milk those damn coconut trees for me. Wha do you do? Tap them like sugar maples?
Fondest regards,
Jack • reep • Toad
Twisted Roads
I like the thought of rum and coconut as well. Arghh Matey!
But that pale blue to me is more like light green. Just sayin'
Jimbo
Dear Mr. Conchscooter:
I used to know a dear friend in Key West, whose daughter would answer the phone and say, "My mother is on the can at the moment."
I couldn't help noticing their is a large can in the last picture. Does everyone sit on one of those where you live?
Sincerely,
Shirley Steinblatt
Imlayston, NJ
Home of the World's Largest Dildo
Dear Bob, if montana goes democrat maybe we can all hope to retire on goldman sach's dime. give it all you've got.
dear cpa1234 when you are mended i will intorduce you to the porch. I went there today at last and had three different beers. They were all good and tasted even better after I looked around and realised riepe was nowhere to be seen (or heard).
Darling jackie: china is folding like a cheap umbrella they say. I am looking forward to canada buying us out and giving us all health insurance, good manners and stultifying boredom. And general elections that last 6 weeks not a fucking lifetime.
Dear Shirley, I 've got to go the can. catch you next time
love,
your grandson, anxiously awaiting his inheritance.
CS.
Thanks! We do have a great Democratic Governor, 2 Democratic US Senators and all 5 statewide elected state offices are held by Democrats. Kind of an island in the Rocky Mountains.
Bob from Livingston Montana
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