Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Amelia at Simonton

A summery intersection in old town Key West, she's riding south on Simonton, he's waiting for a break in traffic at Amelia Street.I like this stretch of Amelia Street, not least because it is an anomaly.It looks normal enough, houses, cars, two wheeled traffic...Even some elderly political graffiti, which isn't exactly common in Key West, surprisingly enough.And there is of course a nice house or two,in the key west style. I put the Bonneville in front for effect.And there was even a Silly Sing, which makes a refreshing change from the key West staple of "No Trespassing" or "Trespassers Will Be Devoured."These modern town homes are across from the intersection of Calais Lane and Amelia, again more or less in the "Key West style." Very popular that is.No the anomalous nature of this block of Amelia Street comes from the fact that there are still real businesses holding on here.By real, I mean places where people make things and might even get their hands dirty doing so:
Yes indeed this place is one block away from the fleshpots of Upper Duval Street:It's right across the street from the former cigar factory called the Gato Building which is now used for county offices. The county wants to get rid of it and there had been a rumor that they might rent it to the city for a dollar a year,or sell it outright. Which could be good news because the main city offices on Angela Street are in an advanced state of disrepair. I'd hate to have to work in them, especially since they got moldy after Hurricane wilma flooded them out in 2005. Some people wondered if the city might not move it's people here. Instead the plan is to build an eighteen million dollar replacement building on Angela Street and the way the city communicates its plans this one has got lots of people riled up. Anyway the Gato Building ("cat" in Spanish named for the original owner) is sitting there all pretty and everything and possibly even for sale, though the county hasn't put a sign on it. I think it would make a magnificent City Hall but I expect it would take quite a bit of money to adapt it to the city's needs, assuming it's even big enough.Meanwhile across the street is the other astonishing hands-on business, an ironworks and welder's shop:
It was Friday evening when I took these pictures and the workers were going home but this is an active yard during the day.
A few more random shots of this block of Amelia, the heart of Old Town's light industrial neighborhood!
I should have brought a chair and set up camp under this spreading canopy.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Noah Lane

It's not yet snowbird season in Key West, so Truman Annex isn't as busy as it will be in a few weeks. It was the work of a moment to stop in Noah Lane to admire the shadows of the afternoon sun on all the white woodwork and green palms. Truman Annex was built on the site of the Naval base more or less and features homes built in the "Key West style" but not in the Key West manner. That is to say large homes with yards, perhaps not as large and somewhere not too far away to park one's splendid car more or less under cover.Noah Lane lies closest to Truman Waterfront and this little sign hits you in the eye as you ride toward Fort Zachary:Looking past the sign one can see the old Navy Guard hut on the Truman waterfront,waiting to get demolished when the city implements it's brave new waterfront plan. Whenever that will be approved.Noah Lane is pretty much representative of Truman Annex, a gated community that has made headlines over the years, getting into more than it's fair share of disputes with the city commission. The last one involved the proposal to stick a gate across Southard Street which would be closed at ten at night. The city commission caved immediately and built an alternative entrance to the waterfront via Petronia Street, but the Navy said the gate was a bad idea because they want 24 hour access to their base around the corner and the Truman Annex Master Property Owners Association in turn dropped their pants with utmost respect and the gate has not yet materialized.The architecture inside the Annex is pretty much uniform, roofs, gables and widows walks:You'd think that this profusion of greenery and neat picket fences would induce utmost serenity in a town not celebrated for that quality. When I was there, a nasty yappy little dog was venting endlessly, perhaps it didn't much like Bonnevilles, even silent parked ones, and that didn't improve the ambiance for me.I was quite surprised to find evidence of raccoons or some other thing littering the sidewalk:Truman Annex's other big dispute with the City was over short term rentals. One has to have a license to rent a dwelling in Key West for any period less than 28 days at a time. The licenses had been rather hard to get but Truman Annex ignored the law until the City decided to crack down and lost the case. So, for people who bought homes in the Annex planning to rent them to make up the mortgage it's a good thing, for people looking for a quiet retreat behind the secure gates, it's not so good.I never thought about it too much until a friend of mine years ago told me of his experiences living in a condo which attracted a great many short term renters. I don't think I would much like living next to party central even if I could afford an erection like this magnificence:The story behind the construction of the Annex is quite surprising, and it went something like this. A young would-be developer who first came to Key West as a wandering lost soul conceived the notion that he would buy up the Navy property put up for sale. He got it for seventeen million, they say and then went bust. But on his second go round he got it sorted out, built it, sold it and went on to develop other properties in the "Key West style." Notably the Golf Course and Tranquility Bay in Marathon. I think the Annex looks much better for the presence of a Bonneville:
I was interested to note the outdoor ceilings were painted in the traditional Key West shade of blue, said to alienate insects, or more esoterically, evil spirits. I'm not much of an evil spirits kind of man, but I like the shade of blue. I have threatened to have my Nissan repainted this color when my wife isn't looking:
And here is an actual picture of me riding in a circle on Noah Lane:I told you it looked better for the presence of a Bonneville.

Monday, October 19, 2009

The Way Ahead

I was having a late night discussion last night with someone to the right of me, not surprising in a Police Station I suppose, if you believe the stereotyping as I did before I started working here, but once we got passed the relative de-merits of illegal aliens taking social security (smart lads) and Goldman Sachs taking $50 trillion in taxpayer bailouts , returning $10 trillion and calling it even (really smart lads) we got to wondering what Key West might look like in a few years from now under our new leadership.
The Citizen had one of those revelatory articles it drops into the paper from time to time, when Mandy Bolen feels like dropping her ditzy blonde persona and we got the real scoop on the new mayor, a hitherto unknown player in the corridors of power in Key West. His mother had been a power broker in town but it turns out Craig Cates, the man who would run the city like a business, doesn't even own a home in Key West. He lives on a boat, not among hoi polloi at Garrison Bight Marina but at the other end of the lagoon in the rarefied atmosphere of the Key West Yacht Club. This would be the waterfront gated community that pays the city a dollar a year, in US currency for the lease on the property it occupies. One whole dollar, talk about low income housing! The First citizen of the city who has never held elected office proposes to run the city like a business so we can no doubt expect to see that sweetheart deal come under scrutiny!
The funny thing is the mayor doesn't even have to work at his business, the article went on to mention that NAPA (No Auto Parts Available) on the Boulevard runs itself without his involvement after 38 years and he spends his time on his motor yacht running between the Key West yacht club and his actual brick and mortar home in Cape Coral. The article happily did imply that the new mayor understands that the city, whether run as a business or as Public Thing (res public in Latin, whence the origin of the word republic comes) will require a slightly more hands on approach.
My interlocutor at the station last night expects the city will be managed more skilfully in the years to come. I said I am holding my breath in expectations of great things. Like the Irishman said "There is no doubt I have my doubts" but I hope for the best. One sterling way for the mayor to speak up and make a difference would be on the vexed subject of parking in the city. I have made lots of noise in my essay about the value of OSP- Off Street Parking- in old town for new home owners. The paper also reported recently that parking passes are issued at random it seems to Persons Of Influence in the city, many of them past persons and a quite a list it made. One former city commissioner holds 16 parking passes, and other notables, long since passed from office still have theirs, such is the value of parking for free in Old Town.
We decided, in our conclave last night that how swiftly the new Dear Leader cleans that mess up will be a measure of the way ahead. I'm not very good at holding my breath so I hope he gets on with it. As for Goldman Sachs, when I read about the new overseer of corporate honesty I realized there really isn't much hope on that front. Those extra trillions are gone I fear, but how much easier is it to feel indignant about parking passes?

BPK Night

My wife was away, I had the evening to myself and I could have done anything I wanted. Instead of checking out the drunks at Irish Kevin's or the strippers at Teasers, I rolled the Bonneville out from under the house. This is what I found at the end of the street, one of Monroe County's finest and a bunch of what may have been motorcycle riders.There was another motorcycle parked further down Highway One and the demeanor of the Deputy suggested a wreck investigation rather than a citation but I have no idea what was going on and could see no damage. I took the picture and headed north to Big Pine Key.Which at night is the land of the 35 mile per hour limit. As discussed in a previous essay about the Big Pine Key Deer Bridge these signs show a limit of 45mph (70km/h) by day and 35mph (60km/h approx) by night. The black band is where the 45 shows up in daylight hours but is cleverly invisible by night:This was an unplanned wander and my first stop was at the most unlikely of Big Pine Key stores, the Good Food Conspiracy which covers a great deal of holistic ground:
I have met Marney on my trips to the store and though she wouldn't know me from Adam, I have found her to be quite a character. Not one of those "characters" found on Duval Street dressed in women's clothes to amuse tourists, though she does wear women's clothes as she is in fact a woman. She is a long time resident of Big Pine and has carved a life on her terms which I find admirable. Her shop shares a small strip with an unlikely mixture of stores:
A blind store, a bait shop,
and a store selling crystals, ...which between them cover all bases.
The heart of Big Pine Key is the traffic light in the middle of the island. It's called Big Pine because the island is the largest in the Lower Keys and the second largest among all the island, beaten in size only by Key Largo, which as it;s name suggests is a good deal bigger than most. Big Pine stretches about five miles north of the Overseas Highway at this point and about five more miles in an arc sweeping approximately Southeast through Long Beach Road, a street discussed in a previous essay. The island is covered in pine trees though they are not large by continental standards as soil is as sparse here as anywhere else in the island chain.
Big Pine has a reputation for harboring iconoclasts, people who want to live away from the crowds and want to do their own thing. Homes are scattered all over the island, in subdivisions like far flung Port Pine Heights, or in the populous avenues north of the Highway through town. The interior of the island is criss crossed with dirt streets and fenced off homes buried deep and privately among the pine trees. Not forgetting a large portion of the back country is part of the National Key Deer Refuge. Riding Big Pine at night is a delightful country stroll for a rider seeking a change from the incessant traffic of the Highway or well developed Key West, 30 miles to the south:No Name Pub, with no one sitting out on an 84 degree (29C) night. This area, Tropical Bay subdivision, deserves an essay of it's own, as it is a remarkable variation on the Big Pine theme. This is an area of canals and modern suburban homes on large lawn covered lots that you might expect to see anywhere in suburban mainland Florida. To live here means an hour long commute to Key West which puts it out of range of all but the most determined. My 40 minute commute seems long to people who live in city limits. A lobster trap substituting for the usual garden gnome:
I spotted this dolphin on a dark side street and I had to laugh when i saw this marine mammal clutching the usual mailbox in a sea of grass:
The other popular mailbox holder is a manatee in the same posture, clutching the box. Darkness is abundant on the back roads of Big Pine:
Back in the mainstream of unincorporated Big Pine we find the late night pharmacy just off the Highway. Big Pine has a shopping center across the street featuring a Winn Dixie grocery, a Bealls clothing store, a pet shop, a Chinese restaurant, a breakfast café, a bagel shop a library and pretty much all one needs if one doesn't want to drive to the big city of Key West.
CVS's rival Walgreens has been trying to get a foothold in Big Pine and some locals object loudly saying they don't want box stores on the island, even though CVS has made a bridgehead. Big Pine has several restaurants, mostly of the home cooking and American Grille school of food service but so far, happily, no fast food franchises. There is also at least one drive through liquor store to support the second favorite past time on the island (fishing being the first, I think). The third favorite is hanging loose, and lacking a public plaza in the Mexican style we find people hanging at CVS's friendly benches: And so homeward bound with a stop to admire the waterfront homes, all illuminated and covered with palms, reflecting on the still waters:
And back across the bridges and causeways connecting Big Pine to the Torch Keys, Little, Middle and Big:
And across the water one can see the welcoming lights of Parrotdise, source of fresh fish dinners and Smithwicks Irish beer on draught, of which I shall have to write something, some day:The lights on the water are hanging from the dock that stretches out to water deep enough to allow patrons to come by boat. Its also a fine boardwalk for an after dinner stroll to look at the channel and the stars and contemplate how happy one is that frost and snow and fog are hundreds, perhaps thousands of miles away.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Buell Is Dead

A surprising announcement from Erik Buell:




I liked Buell's innovations and his motorcycles, with their extra tall seats fascinated me, rugged, tough and low maintenance, they were smart and far beyond the chrome covered toys many Americans seem to prefer. I thought of them as rider's bikes. Oh well. No government bail outs for this deserving company apparently. Socialism for the banks and free markets for everyone else as we roll, Buell-less, into the Brave New World.

Easy Rider

It's a bit over the top I think, to see Easy Rider as redefining culture, whatever that means. The film came out forty years ago and it's young actors have matured into gray and wrinkly old men and because Hollywood likes to capitalize on whatever it can, I guess this must have seemed like a good time to make us all watch this seminal film one more time while Peter Fonda:...and Dennis Hopper are still alive and coherent and able to talk about it:
Hopper is seen here wearing his absurd broad brimmed hat which mysteriously stayed glued to his head throughout this motorcycle road movie. Aside from these two there was also, briefly, a short scene featuring Phil Spector as a drug dealer in an equally absurd hat. This would be the same Spector recently convicted of murdering his wife. Talk about strange trips, man.
In a documentary about the making of the movie, that was included in the rental DVD, Fonda pointed out that Spector got the role because he already had a Rolls Royce and a bodyguard (the man in the black fez seen above) and saved them the bother of hiring extra players and props. This movie may have "changed forever the way America looks at itself" but let's not forget it was made on a shoestring budget of $360,000.

I can see why people in the industry have voted Easy Rider as one of the best movies of all time, the American Film Institute says it's number 84 on the list which suits me. I saw this movie for the first time in an English speaking theater in Rome possibly in the Fall of 1980. I was planning my epic road trip across America on a Vespa 200 and I saw the poster for the movie on the street. I wondered if I should use a Harley instead of a puny Vespa but practicality won out, as it always has in my life. An Italian had made a name for himself traveling to Japan on a Vespa and Roberto Patrignani's trip influenced me a lot more than these two drug addicts...I had a grand time, seen here in Mexico, traveling light and unencumbered by drugs, luggage or an image to keep up. I was 23 and life was a chemical-free trip: The story is simple enough. Two men, Wyatt (Fonda) and Billy (Hopper) make a cocaine trade to raise a wad of cash for a trip to visit Mardi Gras in New Orleans. That the action of the film takes just a week is often lost in discussions about the film. There is no hiding the fact that this was a western, two men riding across the deserts of Arizona, on location, and camping out enjoying the stars and philosophical discussion.It's enough to light a fire under the most sedentary among us. The thing about the movie is that it keeps moving, and though that seems like a cliché, too many films, especially road films get encumbered by too much plot. There isn't any exposition in Easy Rider, Billy always calls Fonda's character by his nickname "Captain America" and we know nothing about these guy's past, how they met or what they do for a living. The story, probably because the film went largely unscripted, is sparse and because of that it really works.There's so much trivia surrounding the legend of the making of the film and there are websites in abundance to fill in the stories that it seems rather tedious of me to repeat them here. The story is just a road trip on motorcycles meeting hippies and disaffected bourgeois and mad rednecks as they ride. Along the way they end up in jail, as seen above, where they meet George Hanson, famously played by the third actor selected for the role, another young'un unmistakable as a Southern Good Ol' Boy in Texas:Jack Nicholson's character outlines the message of the movie, the search for freedom from artificial restraints in about two lines. You either get it or you don't and the message is so simple and broad that anyone can subscribe. Of course freedom has it's limits (!) in the land of the free where conformity is an over-arching requirement:The documentary comments of Fonda and Hopper about the café scene are very funny and very poignant at the same time. They recruited locals, they say, to film this confrontation between the freedom lovers and the bourgeois conformists and they insist the emotions played out here were real and again, unscripted. Indeed the famous acid tip in the cemetery in New Orleans apparently got far more attention in the planning and execution stages of the film:I remembered this scene as dragging on and on, but when I saw it most recently, like every section of the trip I found it much shorter and sharper than it had lived on in my memory. The pacing of the film really made it work for me. Less talk, more movement.One of the few new/old facts that came out in this 40th year bonanza of attention was the role played by the African American chopper builder in Los Angeles, called Ben Hardy. I don't think he got much, if any credit at the time but today he has found his place in the lore of the movie, if a little late.It is well known today that there were two of each bike built at the time and the survivors of the movie experience all disappeared even before the movie itself was in theaters. Fonda got the heavily chopped bike as he was a more experienced rider, but nobody denies the bikes, as portrayed, were the next best thing to unrideable over any distance at all. The impossible riding position, lack of suspension, lack of luggage (!), no front brakes(!!), made them icons, not true traveling machines...In 1969, and even 1980 when I first saw the movie, Harley Davidsons, even ones straight from the factory, were neither reliable nor modern. People point out that Harleys haven't changed much over the decades but they have evolved enormously, and whether you want to ride one or not today, a modern Harley is a low maintenance tenacious marvel of ride-ability. That most owners don't chalk up the miles on their machines is their problem, not the problem of the motorcycles which use hydraulic, maintenance free tappets, maintenance free belt drive,and low horsepower, low stress motors capable of holding the speed limit for decades without stopping. If only their owners could. In those days Harelys were leaky, wheezy, inept vibrating machines surviving on cult status alone.And that's what Easy Rider expresses for all of us bourgeois freedom seeking conformists. If you are bottling up a long distance ride I suggest you get it out of your system before you are too old, too tired, too beaten down by the search for freedom. Yeah, I know it's scary, but that's the whole point isn't it?